Kids and porn on internet...

[jrandom]

... most girls my age don't want a man that cares, they really do harbour a deep desire to take cocks up the arse and swallow ejaculate.

No, they don't really want cocks up arse and semen down throat. They're just not attracted to you, because you're small and pasty and whingy. Try being large and hairy and gruff instead. Smoke cigars, pump iron, get a fake tan. Wear Brylcreem. Modulate your anger with stoic detachment.

[Coyote]

No, they don't really want cocks up arse and semen down throat. They're just not attracted to you, because you're small and pasty and whingy. Try being large and hairy and gruff instead. Smoke cigars, pump iron, get a fake tan. Wear Brylcreem. Modulate your anger with stoic detachment.

A fake tan seems kinda metrosexual

The real reason they're not attracted to me is the shitty pimples I've had all over my face for the last year. They have gone now since I used a potentially liver killing drug that makes you depressed (and I was depressed enough to begin with) but I still have red dots all over. Maybe I'll start working out once they're gone and I'm not such a lost cause

[jrandom]

shitty pimples... potentially liver killing drug that makes you depressed (and I was depressed enough to begin with) but I still have red dots all over.

I feel your pain. Good old Roaccutane, eh? I was on it for 18 months from age 13. Fucked my head up real good and didn't do much to help the acne, either. My shoulders are still scarred as hell. Looks like I took multiple shotgun blasts to the top of my back. Face is pretty good after more than a decade of healing, though.

I found that topical application of the same drug worked much better - ask your doc for an Isotrex prescription. I didn't get onto the gel until the bad years were almost over, unfortunately.

Maybe I'll start working out once they're gone and I'm not such a lost cause

The same level of testosterone that causes your sebacious glands to go haywire will give you training gains equivalent to those experienced by 20-somethings on exogenous anabolic steroids - at this point in time, you have a similar endocrine balance, which is why Accutane and Isotrex are commonly sold alongside stanozolol and Sustanon by online juice vendors working out of eastern Europe and South America.

Hit that gym, dude, and start stuffing your face with tuna and whey powder. It'll change your life.

[Coyote]

I feel your pain. Good old Roaccutane, eh? I was on it for 18 months from age 13. Fucked my head up real good and didn't do much to help the acne, either. My shoulders are still scarred as hell. Looks like I took multiple shotgun blasts to the top of my back. Face is pretty good after more than a decade of healing, though.

I found that topical application of the same drug worked much better - ask your doc for an Isotrex prescription. I didn't get onto the gel until the bad years were almost over, unfortunately.



The same level of testosterone that causes your sebacious glands to go haywire will give you training gains equivalent to those experienced by 20-somethings on exogenous anabolic steroids - at this point in time, you have a similar endocrine balance, which is why Accutane and Isotrex are commonly sold alongside stanozolol and Sustanon by online juice vendors working out of eastern Europe and South America.

Hit that gym, dude, and start stuffing your face with tuna and whey powder. It'll change your life.

Roaccutane worked for me. Although it required a blood test before and after. This stopped me from using it for a while cause I have some deep seeded primal fear of needles that brings out mainly the fight mechanism, but after a few months of putting it off my parents forced me into it. Since I left it a few months I have a few scars which isn't self esteem boosting in the least. Plus my face is still red and is fading very slowly

Well I'll have to see about a gym membership. Apparently it's like 50 to join, 15 a week there on, I can afford that

[Hitcher]

Roaccutane was partially successful in my case. Marvellous stuff for cystic acne but completely ineffective on the hidradenitis suppurativa -- that needed something considerably more drastic to ameliorate.

I am constantly amused by people who think that because they've got a couple of zits their life is over. If only the wee dears knew that there are folks for whom skin lesions can be 1,000 times worse.

[Coyote]

Roaccutane was partially successful in my case. Marvellous stuff for cystic acne but completely ineffective on the hidradenitis suppurativa -- that needed something considerably more drastic to ameliorate.

I am constantly amused by people who think that because they've got a couple of zits their life is over. If only the wee dears knew that there are folks for whom skin lesions can be 1,000 times worse.

Oh gosh

I don't believe my life is over, just not of a good quality. And it seems unfair that a kind, well behaved kid like me should be hindered whereas dickhead bad boys grow broad shoulders

Life can be worse, but it's still no picnic

[Hitcher]

Life can be worse, but it's still no picnic

Chicks dig scars. Well, at least the discerning high-quality ones do (fortunately).

[Coyote]

Chicks dig scars. Well, at least the discerning high-quality ones do (fortunately).

I live in the Hutt Valley... nuff sed

I'm now the loner at school. Doesn't really bother me. At lunchtime I just ride up Blue Mountains hill road or draw bikes in the library. Yuss!

[The_Dover]

dude, you sound too concerned over this shit.

if I knew at your age what I knew now I'd just fucking enjoy life.

get a hooker, seriously. it's cheaper. let the bitches come to you when you're loaded and can choose. go ride, smoke pot, play music and chill with your mates. be arrogant, appreciate your own qualities. don't worry about superficial shit. really.

it's not like you're a real loser and ride a honda.

[jrandom]

dude, you sound too concerned over this shit.

if I knew at your age what I knew now I'd just fucking enjoy life.

get a hooker, seriously. it's cheaper.

Much as I hate to be seen to be agreeing with The Dover...

Wot 'e said.

[inlinefour]

I was late back from work this afternoon and my 12 year old was home alone for about half an hour. He was playing round on the PC when I got in. he looked kinda guilty about something when I walked in so I asked him what he was doing. he said watching music videos online.

I had a quick look through the history and it shows that he typed "free porn" into google and then surfed quite a few porn websites.

How would you approach this?

I am waiting for his mother to get home.

Ask him where he keeps the really good stuff...

[Patrick]

Without reading all of the comments, my boy did the same. A friend, who is computor literate, found out what he had been signing up for and giving out his details...

After the usual lectures about putting details into sites, which were ignored, he sent him anonymous messages outlining how he knew who he was, where he lived, what sport he played and where, what school he went to, his age etc etc... made out he was a gay man looking for young love... scared the shite out of him, never done it since.

[Coyote]

dude, you sound too concerned over this shit.

if I knew at your age what I knew now I'd just fucking enjoy life.

get a hooker, seriously. it's cheaper. let the bitches come to you when you're loaded and can choose. go ride, smoke pot, play music and chill with your mates. be arrogant, appreciate your own qualities. don't worry about superficial shit. really.

it's not like you're a real loser and ride a honda.

My parents have drug tested me before, I'm on minimum youth wage in a supermarket, and I'm a loner at school

Music is good though

[The_Dover]

My parents have drug tested me before, I'm on minimum youth wage in a supermarket, and I'm a loner at school

Music is good though

make some friends for fucks sake and tell your parents to get some good weed, they might fuckin chill out and stop taking piss samples from you. what the fuck do they do for a living? librarians? accountants?

[Coyote]

make some friends for fucks sake and tell your parents to get some good weed, they might fuckin chill out and stop taking piss samples from you. what the fuck do they do for a living? librarians? accountants?

Dad's a teacher, mum works at a chemist. Along the same lines really