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    One-up for the blondes

    Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde.
    He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he
    says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
    conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk.

    " The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says
    to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
    "Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
    "OK," says the blonde. That could be an interesting topic. But let me
    ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
    stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out
    a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
    suppose that is?"
    The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the
    slightest idea."
    "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
    discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
    discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
    Just brilliant - green shit awarded for that one.

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    variation of this joke.

    blonde sat down next to an intelligent looking guy in an airplane and they strike up a conversation.
    The intelligent guy wants to show off a bit so suggests that they ave a question and answer game. The blonde replies that hardly seems fair because the guy is obviously more intelligent than she is.
    So the guy suggests that if she asks a question that he cant answer it he will give her $50 but if he asks a question that the blonde cant answer then she only has to pay $5.

    So the blonde agrees to this and he decides she can go first.

    What is blue, red purple and black that goes up down and sideways? the blonde asks.

    The intelligent guy spends the entire flight trying to work it out and just on the final approach he pulls out a $50 note hands it over and says "i don't know. What is blue, red purple and black that goes up down and sideways? "

    The blonde reaches into her purse and pulls out $5.

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    .... thats a good one... will have to share that joke with team mates next time we fly lol...
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    they are good

    nice, sharing that with the blondes at work.
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    us blondes are so underestimated some times..

    haha, good jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby View Post
    us blondes are so underestimated some times..

    haha, good jokes
    I agree Cibby lol....
    (Im half blonde... so that counts enough for me)
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    I for one, know shit!!!!
    See, long time ago i had a job at a Sewer....(soon after leaving school) and i became an executive in a very short space of time. How this executive role played out goes something like this....i was the first person in line to scrape it (shit) off the wall, i would scrape it, put it in a buckett, and give it to the next guy, he would scrape some more and give it to the next guy and so on, then i grab another buckett, scrape some more off wall, put it in a buckett and give it to the next guy, who would in turn, do the same. Now how does this make me an executive in a sewer?... I would take no shit from nobody!!

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    Nice one NANA!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSel View Post
    Im half blonde... so that counts enough for me
    Which half?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    Which half?



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    ROFL.... thanks for the laugh!!!
    i love smart blonde jokes! makes me proud of my roots....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicksta View Post
    ROFL.... thanks for the laugh!!!
    i love smart blonde jokes! makes me proud of my roots....
    roots HAha

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjac View Post
    roots HAha
    ..and i thought we were finally being taken seriously
    my roots are blonde, silly (natural blonde).... get out of the gutter...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    Which half?
    The middle half
    (honestly lol)
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