BOW DOWN to The King

**doc** · 25th February 2007, 17:44

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I wave my private parts at your king.
I ride on the street - the race track is completely irrelevant.

SPEED TRIPLE 1050: THE PERFECT ENGINE

'Bike', Britain’s best-selling motorcycle magazine, went on a quest to find their perfect engine in their February 2007 edition. Pitching 11 different motorcycle engine layouts against each other through a series of eight tests, there could be only one winner: the Triumph Speed Triple.

Scoring highly on all the tests, the Speed Triple was the first to cross the finishing line on the ‘Traffic Light GP’ test thanks to a combination of its clutch balance, right gearing and weight distribution. The Speed Triple was the fastest on the ‘Low-Speed Overtake’ test, which saw the bikes accelerated to 40mph in fourth and then the throttle was fully opened to let the engine pull to a measured 60mph. The Speed Triple covered 146ft - the equivalent of four 18-wheeler truck lengths - in two seconds dead. The ‘Fuel Consumption’ test proved the Speed Triple to be one of the most economical engines of those tested, whilst the Speed Triple was declared the smoothest engine in the ‘Vibration’ test.

This, combined with its unique sound and one of the best-shaped power and torque curves, led Bike to conclude that the Speed Triple 1050cc inline engine is a great achievement for Triumph and declared it as the best engine for UK roads. So, in the words of Bike magazine – “Go and try one”!

It is good to see that true and honest unbiased opinion is still alive and well. After all it's a capitalist society we live in. Betcha got a poster one somewhere in the house eh Dave.

**dangerous** · 25th February 2007, 19:57

Originally Posted by FIZZERMAN

Just ask the crew doen here, mine is always first!

Originally Posted by The_Dover

So you were just following me to get a good look at my arse then?

Fuck me dead foreskin Fred... FIZZER, you must be bloody slow man, cos Dover couldnt even keep up with me on his own thurs night ride on his roads, and Dover why would any living thing want to get a 'good look' at your Pommie fat white arse? the sheep look beter down here

**Bren_chch** · 25th February 2007, 20:00

you mean to tell me that you on ya guzzi... riding on roads you dont even know owned a k5 1000, a bike that dominates the nz superbike racing and many others... fuck thats a sad advert for suzuki!

**dangerous** · 25th February 2007, 20:05

Originally Posted by Bren_chch

you mean to tell me that you on ya guzzi... riding on roads you dont even know owned a k5 1000, a bike that dominates the nz superbike racing and many others... fuck thats a sad advert for suzuki!

You beter believe it, but no doubt there will be an excuese or two to come, hell I even did the odd whellie on the over weight under powered Iti shitter, maybe MG shoud get back into the GP and WSB sceen

**Big Dave** · 25th February 2007, 20:23

Originally Posted by doc

It is good to see that true and honest unbiased opinion is still alive and well. After all it's a capitalist society we live in. Betcha got a poster one somewhere in the house eh Dave.

Nah - All I have is a huge collection of posters of me on the front cover of motorcycle magazines - on pretty much every brand. What would i know.

Also - I didn't write that speed triple bit - forgot to put quote marks.

**Finn** · 25th February 2007, 21:37

Dover my dear friend, you seem to have over looked that there are in fact 2 races in each SBK event. Later in the evening while you were curled up in bed with your stinky teddy, sucking your thumb, Honda was kicking the arse of that under powered Suzuki.

Biaggi happened to win race one a cried. Well it is a girls bike, I mean 200 BHP. What's with that?

Go the mighty Honda.

**boomer** · 25th February 2007, 21:39

Originally Posted by Finn

Dover my dear friend, you seem to have over looked that there are in fact 2 races in each SBK event. Later in the evening while you were curled up in bed with your stinky teddy, sucking your thumb, Honda was kicking the arse of that under powered Suzuki.

Biaggi happened to win race one a cried. Well it is a girls bike, I mean 200 BHP. What's with that?

Go the mighty Honda.

funny you should say that, he was snoring like a bitch and when he woke up at 3 and asked me who won, he nearly started crying.. hahhaha

churr guys for a good night ...go you gay hondah!

* oh and just to set teh record straight.. MR Me was his teddy..not me !

**Big Dave** · 25th February 2007, 21:57

Originally Posted by boomer

* oh and just to set teh record straight..

I doubt you could set a record *bent*.

**SPman** · 25th February 2007, 23:58

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Hollow victory...Biaggi is a moaning tosser

But he still rode the wheels of it! - gotta give the wee Dago credit for that!

**MikeyG** · 26th February 2007, 09:55

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I'm going to own the pie eating competion!!

Don't be too sure about that, I might turn up and I'm a real fat bastard

**Toast** · 26th February 2007, 10:29

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I wave my private parts at your king.
I ride on the street - the race track is completely irrelevant.

Actually the race track is fairly relevant in a racing forum when the topic is a motorbike race...on a race track.

And I think that a Gixxer thou' would beat your privates in a joust...IMHFO

EDIT: What happened in Supersport? Did the new 600RR feast on the lot of them?

**Big Dave** · 26th February 2007, 11:00

Originally Posted by Toast

Actually the race track is fairly relevant in a racing forum when the topic is a motorbike race...on a race track.

And I think that a Gixxer thou' would beat your privates in a joust...IMHFO

Nothing beats my privates unless invited and this thread was was not located in racing when i posted.