Why women are crabby

[botb]

Yeah fair enough but what about going bald in your early twentys and yet hair seems to be happly spurting out of your neck,shoulders,back and ears. :P

Mwa ha ha ha ha very funny damn eh such is life !!

[Swoop]

There is possibly no embarressment greater than that of a male buying tampons at a supermarket/petrol station at 11pm. Females will never suffer that indignity.

[Draco]

Yeah fair enough but what about going bald in your early twentys and yet hair seems to be happly spurting out of your neck,shoulders,back and ears. :P

But the difference is that society accepts that from you blokes where as us chicks are expected to have waist long hair on our heads and bald bodies. Guess we could all move to europe and sprout as much hair anywhere we like and nobody would give a crap

[jonbuoy]

But the difference is that society accepts that from you blokes where as us chicks are expected to have waist long hair on our heads and bald bodies. Guess we could all move to europe and sprout as much hair anywhere we like and nobody would give a crap

Sorry you can only get away with that if you have a sexy french/italian/spanish accent to make up for it.

[Bekki]

There is possibly no embarressment greater than that of a male buying tampons at a supermarket/petrol station at 11pm. Females will never suffer that indignity.

How is that embarrassing... what conclusion do you think the checkout operator is gonna come to? that's like being embarrassed buying shampoo..

and... do you really care what the random behind the counter thinks anyway?

[KATWYN]

Sorry you can only get away with that if you have a sexy french/italian/spanish accent to make up for it.

case in point

How is that embarrassing... what conclusion do you think the checkout operator is gonna come to? that's like being embarrassed buying shampoo..

and... do you really care what the random behind the counter thinks anyway?

men don't menstruate...and society is aware of this fact....so why be embarressed buying tampons guys/blokes? If anything, it probably makes you look good....you know, sensitive new age guy and all that...whats more important to you? what HE thinks or what SHE thinks......

[Scouse]

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We started to " bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with
those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push (more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole
!
After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.

Fuckin too much information just go cook me some fuckin eggs there's a good girly

[Xile]

Hey!
Well done, so funny and so true (i can only imagine for babies but i already know how tammy can be suffering with periods...

Sorry you can only get away with that if you have a sexy french/italian/spanish accent to make up for it.

Whats this??? Sexy french accent=no hairs!!! Only spanish women...lol

[hazzy]

When a guy gets mad at his girlfriend, can he strap on his bitch boots, shove up his pushup bra, do up his hair and makeup, and head out to the bar and pull a girl home in under five minutes? Yeah right! It's GIRLS. GIRLS have the power to do that, not guys! We have to approach first, demonstraight our personality show value and status.

Girls can waltz up to some nerd, and say "buy me a drink" and they will comply! Not having to spend a dime on alchohol all night, and drop the i have a boyfriend line.

Girls are the only gender with one organ designed for NOTHING ELSE but sexual pleasure. On that organ is about 10 times as many nerve endings than anything a guy has!

[KATWYN]

One problem with your idealistic veiws of what its like to be a woman is that
You are looking at it from a male perspective! Thats prolly what a guy would do if he could...

Try it again from a womans perspective......

[MikeyG]

There is possibly no embarressment greater than that of a male buying tampons at a supermarket/petrol station at 11pm. Females will never suffer that indignity.

Harden up man. Tampons are nothing, just wait until you are sent down for some thrush ointment!

[hazzy]

One problem with your idealistic veiws of what its like to be a woman is that
You are looking at it from a male perspective! Thats prolly what a guy would do if he could...

Try it again from a womans perspective......

crabby females take things so seriously

[Roj]

There is possibly no embarressment greater than that of a male buying tampons at a supermarket/petrol station at 11pm. Females will never suffer that indignity.

I can't see how that is an embarassment,

I can handle being errand-boy on occasions

[Swoop]

I can't see how that is an embarassment,

I can handle being errand-boy on occasions

Yeah. The thing is that if a guy wanders up to the counter with anything female related, we always get looked at funny.

Gotta do what we gotta do, to keep the better half happy.

[Wolf]

Yeah. The thing is that if a guy wanders up to the counter with anything female related, we always get looked at funny.

Never encountered that. If it's obviously female-related - especially sanitary supplies - I'm sure the automatic assumption is that I'm buying them on behalf of someone else: wife, girlfriend, flatmate, family member, whatever.

No one has ever given me a funny look.