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    English as spoken by George Bush

    Sorry if it is a repost - but since I could not find anything - here goes...

    Can the English language survive after Bush?

    "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." George W. Bush

    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." George W. Bush
    "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared ' ". George W. Bush

    "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." George W. Bush

    "The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush
    "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." George W. Bush

    "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." George W. Bush

    "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe. "
    George W. Bush

    "Public speaking is very easy." George W. Bush
    "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." George W. Bush
    "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." George W. Bush

    "For NASA, space is still a high priority." George W. Bush
    Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. George W. Bush

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " George W. Bush

    "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." George W. Bush
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    Very good.....
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Very good.....
    I think it's a disgrace that Helen Clark is off to suck up to this idiot soon

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    AAAh George you are da bomb!!!!

    Watchout for Helen and her Strap-on!!!!!!!
    NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!

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    Very good, I can't believe that some Muslim extremist hasn't managed to top this wanker yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    Very good, I can't believe that some Muslim extremist hasn't managed to top this wanker yet.
    Given enough time I think an American might take him out. Fortunately only 1 more year to go.

    Unfortunately it looks like Hillary will be in. Fortunately someone is more than likely to shoot her within the first few weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander View Post
    Given enough time I think an American might take him out. Fortunately only 1 more year to go.

    Unfortunately it looks like Hillary will be in. Fortunately someone is more than likely to shoot her within the first few weeks.
    Unfortunately, the American taxpayer will pay heavily for the trial. Fortunately, the case...
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    Quote Originally Posted by What? View Post
    Unfortunately, the American taxpayer will pay heavily for the trial. Fortunately, the case...
    hey, just do a mussolini on his arse and get it over with fast

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    Are these those Bushism things or whatever

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    what a tool

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    I have to feel sorry for Dubya. Having to meet "the bitch".
    Hopefully some nice terrorist will crash a plane into their meeting room and do two countries a favour!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    AAAh George you are da bomb!!!!

    Watchout for Helen and her Strap-on!!!!!!!
    oooooh BAD mental picture!!!! argh!!

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    you gotta understand.

    He just doesn't know what to say!
    so he takes the plainly obvious and breaks it down for everyone. In most ways making things seem intelligent to 'his fellow americans.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    oooooh BAD mental picture!!!! argh!!
    Righto George this wont hurt a bit!!!
    NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sl1nky View Post
    He just doesn't know what to say!
    so he takes the plainly obvious and breaks it down for everyone. In most ways making things seem intelligent to 'his fellow americans.'
    AAAhhhhh you mean dumbing it down for the masses!!!!!

    A bit like the NCEA!!!!!!!
    NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!

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