Passport???

[Mr Merde]

Going out of New Zealand on Wednesday.

South of the Bombays by 9am.

Where do I get my passport checked?

Do yo need a visa to go south of Taupo?

[0arbreaka]

Yup you do, may I also suggest you get one of those travellers belts, nothing is sacred once you get past Taupo.....

[Mr Merde]

Yup you do, may I also suggest you get one of those travellers belts, nothing is sacred once you get past Taupo.....

Look for the bike with the .44 lever action on one side and the sawn off shottie on the other.

In the wise words of Teddy Roseveldt

"Walk quietly but carry a big stick"

[Grub]

South of Taupo is closed to jafas.

You fucked up your own city by all flocking there and screwing up the roads and traffic. You're not coming down here to do it to us!

[bobsmith]

South of Taupo is closed to jafas.

You fucked up your own city by all flocking there and screwing up the roads and traffic. You're not coming down here to do it to us!

Auckland? fucked up traffic?

I should tell you about my trip to Wellington yesterday and the traffic jam caused near Paraparamu caused by... a bit of gravel.....

[Grub]

Auckland? fucked up traffic?
I should tell you about my trip to Wellington yesterday and the traffic jam caused near Paraparamu caused by... a bit of gravel.....

Ohh ... yah ... oops ... well there is that. Forget the gravel, it's always like that on a sunday afternoon.

For all you visitors with passports and (temporary) visitors permits,
1) *never* plan to come to Wellington on a sunday afternoon between 3pm and 7pm
2) write to your MP expressing Outrage & Indignation at how bad it is and demand they start work on Transmission Gully forthwith

[Squeak the Rat]

South of Taupo is closed to jafas.

You fucked up your own city by all flocking there and screwing up the roads and traffic. You're not coming down here to do it to us!

Most jafas are from out of town in the first place. You can have them all back!

And hint: Every time you hassle a jafa and remind them of all the problems with auckland, you have just got them thinking how great it would be to move to a smalller town like YOURS. Bahahahaha

[Guitana]

Theres no Lion Red down in these parts so you might die of thirst!!!

[Nasty]

Most jafas are from out of town in the first place. You can have them all back!

And hint: Every time you hassle a jafa and remind them of all the problems with auckland, you have just got them thinking how great it would be to move to a smalller town like YOURS. Bahahahaha

Yes i know ... the Grub is a JAFA who arrived in Wellington and we can't get rid of him .. (not that I want to) ...

[idleidolidyll]

Going out of New Zealand on Wednesday.

South of the Bombays by 9am.

Where do I get my passport checked?

Do yo need a visa to go south of Taupo?

roll your r's and act like a redneck and you'll be fine

[idleidolidyll]

Ohh ... yah ... oops ... well there is that. Forget the gravel, it's always like that on a sunday afternoon.

For all you visitors with passports and (temporary) visitors permits,
1) *never* plan to come to Wellington on a sunday afternoon between 3pm and 7pm
2) write to your MP expressing Outrage & Indignation at how bad it is and demand they start work on Transmission Gully forthwith

i've been in those wellytown 'traffic jams'

try the auckland motorway on any friday; makes wellytown look like hicksville (oops, it is)
send us all your road tax and we'll send you each a piece of the auckland motorway you are paying for.........

[idleidolidyll]

South of Taupo is closed to jafas.

You fucked up your own city by all flocking there and screwing up the roads and traffic. You're not coming down here to do it to us!

taupo would die without jafa's going there and spending our dosh

[Guitana]

roll your r's and act like a redneck and you'll be fine

Them's big words for a city slicker!!!! You are starting to sound like the members of the HRC and their attitude toward small towns south of the border, and there you were rushing around trying to raise money to help out a small buisness in a southern town! Why? when you obviously dont give a damn, rednecks, hicks at least they have a lifestyle and don't have to worry each time they step out on the street that some fuckwits going to stick them with a knife! You can keep your filthy city and your immigrant slums wer'e doing o.k down here!!!
The only thing I gots ta worry about is where to buy some new strings for my banjo!!!!

[Mr Merde]

Them's big words for a city slicker!!!! You are starting to sound like the members of the HRC and their attitude toward small towns south of the border, and there you were rushing around trying to raise money to help out a small buisness in a southern town! Why? when you obviously dont give a damn, rednecks, hicks at least they have a lifestyle and don't have to worry each time they step out on the street that some fuckwits going to stick them with a knife! You can keep your filthy city and your immigrant slums wer'e doing o.k down here!!!
The only thing I gots ta worry about is where to buy some new strings for my banjo!!!!

He isnt a city slicker. He actually originates from a small little town down at the bottom of the South Island, Invercargill I think its called.

[idleidolidyll]

He isnt a city slicker. He actually originates from a small little town down at the bottom of the South Island, Invercargill I think its called.

Makarewa, 5 miles up the arsehole of the world actually

and Waiouru for 5 years too

assumptions generally tend to make ass's of those who throw them about eh?!