Passport???

[Guitana]

Makarewa, 5 miles up the arsehole of the world actually

and Waiouru for 5 years too

assumptions generally tend to make ass's of those who throw them about eh?!

Ha ha well done you tricky guy I fell for that one!! Seeing as how you are from the deep south could you direct me to a trusted supplier for Banjo strings as I have done plucked mine to death!!!!!!

[idleidolidyll]

Ha ha well done you tricky guy I fell for that one!! Seeing as how you are from the deep south could you direct me to a trusted supplier for Banjo strings as I have done plucked mine to death!!!!!!

sorry pal, we were too poor for banjo strings let alone the banjo itself, we used to make flutes from dried eel skins and the sound of my head ringing from the constant beatings make drum kits irrelevant anyways

but i could help you with fryin up some muttonbird..............

[Grub]

The only thing I gots ta worry about is where to buy some new strings for my banjo!!!!

You don't *buy* them. Just go over the back fence, stick a hog, string it's guts out on yer clothesline and in a month (won't be doing any washing that soon anyhow) you'll have enough to last years.

[Clockwork]

Shute u anit gonna need no passport, we luvs it wen u big sity folk cums a visitin! Y'all have such purdy mouths.

[Mr Merde]

Shute u anit gonna need no passport, we luvs it wen u big sity folk cums a visitin! Y'all have such purdy mouths.

Just not good at squealing like a pig.

[Guitana]

Shute u anit gonna need no passport, we luvs it wen u big sity folk cums a visitin! Y'all have such purdy mouths.

Why shoot Cletus you're always so hosp, hospit Freindly to strangers maybe we shud take em out a huntin sum coons and get Ma to cook em some grits!!!!! Then we can sit around an listen to them city folk talkin with their big words and drink some shine!!!!

[avgas]

Theres no Lion Red down in these parts so you might die of thirst!!!

Like it makes any diff - its all lion breweries anyhow.
Same shit, different label....lol

[avgas]

no you dont need a passport to go south of the bombays....just someone to talk to - or a coconut with a face painted on it.

[Squeak the Rat]

Do you think it is a coincidence that banjo's have six strings? And hillbilly's have 6 fingers?

[Guitana]

Do you think it is a coincidence that banjo's have six strings? And hillbilly's have 6 fingers?

No that's EVOLUTION!!!!!!

[idb]

You've got to be invited to come down here.

Don't go near Fangorn Forest or the White Wizard will get you, stay away from open country or the Orcs will get you ........ and don't step on any of our Hobbits!

[Mr Merde]

You've got to be invited to come down here.

Don't go near Fangorn Forest or the White Wizard will get you, stay away from open country or the Orcs will get you ........ and don't step on any of our Hobbits!

Remember the story of "The prodigal Son"?

It happens, we do sometimes do come back even if only for short visits.

[idb]

Remember the story of "The prodigal Son"?

It happens, we do sometimes do come back even if only for short visits.

More like the story of "A Galaxy Far, Far Away".
It sounds like you've gone over to the Dark Side.

[idleidolidyll]

Remember the story of "The prodigal Son"?

It happens, we do sometimes do come back even if only for short visits.

shoot man, you're right!

i went back to small town south island for nearly 10 years (Lyttelton, Corsair Bay) but in the end the redneck thing and the freezing cold and the icy roads just pissed me off until i had to leave again.

nice place to visit but mate, i'll the winterless north to live in any day

[Guitana]

Harden Up Ya BLOUSE!!!!!!!