Broke Back Deer Camp

**miSTa** · 9th March 2007, 19:45

The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. Noone wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

**Quartermile** · 9th March 2007, 22:49

Haha very good

A bling ya ma niggar,

............... < sorry about that

**dickytoo** · 12th March 2007, 15:13

A friend of mine is going hunting in a couple of weeks. I've sent him this so that he knows what to do if the same thing (snorer) happens to him.

**scumdog** · 12th March 2007, 16:01

So Dangerous goes hunting does he??

**dickytoo** · 12th March 2007, 16:38

Originally Posted by scumdog

So Dangerous goes hunting does he??

not sure who dangerous is but my buddy is doing the soft cock, lazy bastard option. he's being choppered in and out.

the last time we went in, we hiked and he got us lost!

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I mean to say, i know dangerous is a denizen of this worthy site but i don't think i know him personally.