Rangi the 'P' Dealer

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 13:28

Hi is this the police drug squad?
Yes it is!
OH I want to report something!
Go on
It's my neighbour Rangi hes been hiding 'P' in the logs in his firewood pile in his backyard.
O.K sir thankyou for the call we will send around some police officers to deal with this!
Early the next morning NZ's finest descend on Rangis house and drag him outside cuffing him to another officer while they search the woodpile, they use axes to chop all of the wood but are unable to find any 'P'!
They leave Rangis house rather upset abusing him and kick his letter box over!!!
The next morning the phone rings at Rangis! It's his neighbour.
Hi Rangi, I see the cops were at your house yesterday!
Yup!!
Did they chop you firewood???
Yup!!

Happy Birthday BRO!!!!!!!

**Macktheknife** · 22nd March 2007, 13:29

Repost....

**kiwifruit** · 22nd March 2007, 13:32

heh !

**Maha** · 22nd March 2007, 13:33

Yeah come on Guitana.....even heard it on radio this morning although Clint Brown said the drug was cocane....so what is it?....

**Sniper** · 22nd March 2007, 13:33

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

Repost....

That it is. Must be the season....

**Quartermile** · 22nd March 2007, 13:42

Haha, all these reposts are still funny for those who havent seen the original

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 13:57

Originally Posted by maha man

Yeah come on Guitana.....even heard it on radio this morning although Clint Brown said the drug was cocane....so what is it?....

Yeah well how many Rangis do you know that can afford Cocaine and Cocaine is so 80's 'P' is the drug of choice for the youth these days!!!!

Oh hi the 80's just called and they want their kilo of Columbian back!!!!!

**Maha** · 22nd March 2007, 14:06

Originally Posted by Guitana

Yeah well how many Rangis do you know that can afford Cocaine and Cocaine is so 80's 'P' is the drug of choice for the youth these days!!!!

Oh hi the 80's just called and they want their kilo of Columbian back!!!!!

That joke is sooooo old when it first aired the drug of choice was LSD!!!!.....

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 14:17

Originally Posted by maha man

That joke is sooooo old when it first aired the drug of choice was LSD!!!!.....

AAAAAAAHHHHH LSD those were the days!!!!

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 14:28

Originally Posted by maha man

That joke is sooooo old when it first aired the drug of choice was LSD!!!!.....

Look I dont tell jokes often so if it's a repost too fucken bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Grub** · 22nd March 2007, 15:10

Don't get yer knickers in a knot. I hadn't heard it - enjoyed it.

The only spoilers were all those know-t-alls who had to rain on your parade (and mine) by saying it was old

**Sniper** · 22nd March 2007, 15:36

Originally Posted by Guitana

Look I dont tell jokes often so if it's a repost too fucken bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The QRF shall place you under surveillance.......

**Guitana** · 22nd March 2007, 15:37

Originally Posted by Grub

Don't get yer knickers in a knot. I hadn't heard it - enjoyed it.

The only spoilers were all those know-t-alls who had to rain on your parade (and mine) by saying it was old

Don't worry GRUB my knickers are well and truly stuck up my arse crack no chance of twisting them into a knot!! Who gives a fuck if it's old it's still a crack up!!!!!!