Ordering a pizza can be fun

[Quartermile]

1. ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza

2. Ask if the pizza is organically grown

3. Ask if you can rent a pizza

4. ASk if you can keep the pizza box, when they say yes, sigh and say "Thank god for that i need something to put my crayons in

5. Ask specifically for the person who took you order last time

6. Ask to see a menu

7. Ask what clothes the order taker is wearing

8. Ask what their phone number is, hang up, call them and say "do I have the right number for pizza".

9. Avoid saying the word pizza at all costs. If the order taker says it then reply "please dont mention that word, you will send me into toxic shock.

10. Berate the order taker with little known facts about Tom Cruise

11. Do not name the toppings you want, instead spell them and then ask them to spell them back

12. Give no address, exclaim "oh just surprise me" and hang up

13. Make the first topping you order anchovies and make the last thing you say "definitely no anchovies please, they make me fit", hang up before they can respond

14. Stutter on the letter P

15. Order a Big Mac super value chicken meal

16. Cancel that order and instead order a steamed pizza

17. Tell the order taker there is a rival pizza place on the other line and you will will go with the lowest bidder

18. Ask them to hold then scream at the top of your voice " Get back to your fuckin cupboard bitch", throw a pan on the ground then resume the phone call like nothing happened

19. Tell the order taker you are depressed and have a bottle of sleeping pills next to the phone. Try to get them to cheer you up.

20. Tell them to put the crust on top this time

21. Terminate the call with "remember we never had this conversation"

22. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's ghost" and "Jesus, Joseph and Mary in tinsel town

23. When all else fails sing the entire order to the tune of achy breaky heart

[SpinFx]

You do realise they have caller ID, the average age and IQ of the staff is about the same.....so they'll probably think it's the order number.

[Toaster]

I like no.7... its freaky.

Go into a supermarket, pick on a young female checkout-chick - ask if she can do a price check on extra large condoms for you then ask for the fitti ng rooms.

[0arbreaka]

I used to have old ladies trying to have a conversation with me while i was trying to take their order, back when i worked at hell pizza.

[MidnightMike]

I used to have old ladies trying to have a conversation with me while i was trying to take their order, back when i worked at hell pizza.

I remember a time when quartermile was slapped on the arse by an old lady at countdown , you should have seen the look on his face.

One of the best laughs ive ever had.

[Quartermile]

I remember a time when quartermile was slapped on the arse by an old lady at countdown , you should have seen the look on his face.

One of the best laughs ive ever had.

I distinctly remember, a lady by the name of Sue giving Mike a few little taps on his ass recently

[BUNGY]

I remember a time when quartermile was slapped on the arse by an old lady at countdown , you should have seen the look on his face.

One of the best laughs ive ever had.

There was also the little girl as well. Seems that arse attracts the young and the old. Sadly not the ones in the middle.

[Quartermile]

There was also the little girl as well. Seems that arse attracts the young and the old. Sadly not the ones in the middle.

Aww come on Bungy your mum isn't THAT old....

[MidnightMike]

There was also the little girl as well. Seems that arse attracts the young and the old. Sadly not the ones in the middle.

wohoho Burrrrnnnn.

[Quartermile]

wohoho Burrrrnnnn.

Dunno these 2 weren't bad

I distinctly remember, a lady by the name of Sue giving Mike a few little taps on his ass recently

Aww come on Bungy your mum isn't THAT old....

[hitch]

the things that amuse us aye

[Maha]

Yeah sharpen' up you guys....you are starting to attract the kind of people that like to put sucky things on cows tits....

[Quartermile]

Yea sorry guys

but it is my thread