Wgtn - The Real Thursday Night Ride (TRTNR)

[limbimtimwim]

Now rev, you cannot condemn, only guide in the ways of the lord. You should have said..."Should you choose to carry on along that path, it will surely lead you to eternal damnation my son."Hmmm.. That was a little too good. Spend too much time with the local priest eh?

[Drew]

Hmmm.. That was a little too good. Spend too much time with the local priest eh?

I am learned in the ways of some religeon, to a very small degree. Dont remember ever being alone with a priest, but I could be repressing I suppose.

[Deano]

The Rev had had a few................hic

[Deano]

If any of you lot are riding up to Carterton tomorrow could ya PM me re time etc as keen to putt along.

I'm leaving the Hutt at 7.30am but will be in the cage.

[Drew]

If any of you lot are riding up to Carterton tomorrow could ya PM me re time etc as keen to putt along.

We will be making our way there at some point, the longer more interesting way that is....


I'm leaving the Hutt at 7.30am but will be in the cage.

At a far more respectable time on bikes too:2thumbsup

[Unit]

If any of you lot are riding up to Carterton tomorrow could ya PM me re time etc as keen to putt along.
You went the wrong way, Im in Whangarei, not Wellington :rolleyes:

[nivram]

Hi I'm keen to join you guys on Thursday I'm a newbie, will there be many other learners there?

[Str8 Jacket]

Hi I'm keen to join you guys on Thursday I'm a newbie, will there be many other learners there?

Hey dude, have you checked out the TCWNR thread. Its on a Weds and is much more newbie friendly, slower but not really "slow" there are some that are just happy crusing as well. There are a few more 250's to ride with as well. Not that im saying you cant go along on Thurs though...

[Weaver]

Not that im saying you cant go along on Thurs though...

Don't want to look like a bunch of arrogant wankers :p

[Tony & Carolyn]

This is how i see it..... If you don't think you can pull off the arrogant wanker thing don't attend, that is unless the reverand deano his given his blessing.....:devil2:








or you can front with a litre bike Drew can teach you to wheelie like a demo!!!!!

[Fatjim]

I hope we're bloody well on for a ride this week. I txt'd vas-warrior and Crazylitleshite and they said they're coming.

BTW nobody kill anybody Thursday ok!

[Blue Velvet]

Take one for the team! Heh :buggerd:

[Deano]

Will definitely be there.

It's good to see the numbers are increasing - it would be good to have 20 + bikes like we used to back in the day.

[Number One]

Will definitely be there.

It's good to see the numbers are increasing - it would be good to have 20 + bikes like we used to back in the day.

Back in the day...

..you sound like a real old buggar saying that.

[skelstar]

... it would be good to have 20 + bikes like we used to back in the day.
20+ bikes you can beat up the hill buddy? ;)

Hmm... wonders about making "TRTNR - The Movie" ...that would get the numbers up eh mate :yes:

[Deano]

Back in the day...

..you sound like a real old buggar saying that.

Smart arse - you been taking lessons off Sully or did he learn from you ?

By 'back in the day', I mean ONLY 4 years ago. (That was when I joined anyway)

Back then TRTNR 'organiser' was White Trash. The regulars (I can recall ) were Hayden, Jimbo, Johan, Cycosis and Drew.

Then Flame, Madboy, NC, Vaseline Warrior, Velox, Mikey, Fatjim, Darkman, Skelstar, LBTW etc etc etc

[skelstar]

...Flame, Madboy, NC, Vaseline Warrior, Velox, Mikey, Fatjim, Darkman, Skelstar, LBTW etc etc etc
Argh man! ... second to last AGAIN!!!


Heh heh...

[Fatjim]

S

Then Flame, Madboy, NC, Vaseline Warrior, Velox, Mikey, Fatjim, Darkman, Skelstar, LBTW etc etc etc

This is wrong, I did not have sexual intercourse with Deano.

[Blue Velvet]

By 'back in the day', I mean ONLY 4 years ago.

Reminiscing means you are old. Timeframe is irrelevant :whistle: :innocent:

:sunny:


This is wrong, I did not have sexual intercourse with Deano.

Prove it.

[Deano]

Reminiscing means you are old. Timeframe is irrelevant :whistle: :innocent:

:sunny:

Best you relinquish your anonimity and come along tonight......or do you like hiding behind your keyboard ?



Prove it.

I can vouch for that fact. I did not have sex with Fatjim. He's too ugly.

[Lissa]

Argh man! ... second to last AGAIN!!!


Heh heh...

What you complaining about, I didnt even get mentioned!!! Would help if I actually attended one of these I suppose... :p

[Blue Velvet]

I did not have sex with Fatjim. He's too ugly.

You're just saying that to cover up your drunken mistake that night, waaay back in the day... Heh.

[Fatjim]

Prove it.[/quote]


My dick hasn't fallen off. Thats irrefutable proof!

[Fatjim]

What you complaining about, I didnt even get mentioned!!! Would help if I actually attended one of these I suppose... :p

Shaun, I don't think Lissa minds that you always come last.

[Lissa]

Sean, I don't think Lissa minds that you always come last.
Know I remember why I dont go on the Thursday Night Ride... Fatjims there!!!

Jking....James

[Fatjim]

Know I remember why I dont go on the Thursday Night Ride... Fatjims there!!!

Jking....James


Hey, I'm on your side!

[Blue Velvet]

My dick hasn't fallen off. Thats irrefutable proof!

:lol: Prove it?


...or do you like hiding behind your keyboard ?

My keyboard gives good bum sex. Can't complain eh. Good bum sex is so hard to find these days.

People have <a href="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=66288" target=blank>seen</a> and <a href="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=65374" target=blank>met</a> me. I exist in the other dimension AKA 'real life'. Honest :innocent:

[GSVR]

Best you relinquish your anonimity and come along tonight......or do you like hiding behind your keyboard ?


My keyboard gives good bum sex. Can't complain eh. Good bum sex is so hard to find these days. I exist in the other dimension AKA 'real life'. Honest :innocent:


So this Blue Velvet is just some virtual reality person that actually doesn't ride at all and puts up all these posts about rides in a manawatu districts as everyone on here knows we have the best mix of potholed and peametaled roads in the country.

I exist in two dimensional planes real life (the internet) and some other place thats out of this world.

Actaully when she had 46 in the avatar I thought it might be Mitch

[Number One]

Smart arse - you been taking lessons off Sully or did he learn from you ?

We are both equally talented in this area! :lol:


So this Blue Velvet is just some virtual reality person that actually doesn't ride at all and puts up all these posts about rides

She really does exist.... I know cos I've seen her, spoken to her, fed her and had her sleep ova at ma place...Oh and I bought her backup bike! :sunny:

[Fatjim]

:lol: Prove it?


You can have a look at my crotch tonight when I'm not looking. You'll know all you need to know then.

[Blue Velvet]

Actaully when she had 46 in the avatar I thought it might be Mitch

Pssst... It was 47 :msn-wink:

Where's 46? *Checks map*

Edit: Found it. Haven't done it... Yet. Anyone want to come for a Wellington-Rangipo-?-Wellington loop this Saturday? Not necessarily in that order. And as little SH1 as possible. It will be a long twisty ride. Soft cocks need not apply. Heh :p

[Number One]

You can have a look at my crotch tonight when I'm not looking. You'll know all you need to know then.

Crikey! What an offer :crazy: Hope it's not the best one she gets today! No offense Mr FatJim...will apologise one day if we ever met in the real world.

[Deano]

Actaully when she had 46 in the avatar I thought it might be Mitch



Good bum sex is so hard to find these days.


Given the above comment, it had me wondering as well !! haha

[limbimtimwim]

She really does exist.... I know cos I've seen her, spoken to her, fed her and had her sleep ova at ma place...Oh and I bought her backup bike! :sunny:There is a midget on a GSXR who stops at the traffic lights outside my house all the time.

I wonder if that is her?

Or an imposter midget.

I think an imposter.
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[Number One]

There is a midget on a GSXR who stops at the traffic lights outside my house all the time.

I wonder if that is her?

Or an imposter midget.

I think an imposter.
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I can confirm that she does not hail from 'Lollipop land' :lol:

[Blue Velvet]

There is a midget on a GSXR who stops at the traffic lights outside my house all the time.

Where do you live? In general that is. I'm not into stalking. Not since that incident waaay back in. Oh wait. I can't reminisce, I'm not old :p

[jrandom]

Soft cocks need not apply.

Does this have anything to do with your earlier lament about good bum sex being hard to find?

[Fatjim]

What's bum sex?

[Sully60]

What's bum sex?

And is it anything like bumfighting?

[Number One]

What's bum sex?

It's how you can tell the gender of a persons gluteous maximus :blink:

sorry that was bad I know...nothing better to do with my time unfortunately!

[Blue Velvet]

Does this have anything to do with your earlier lament about good bum sex being hard to find?

Urm... Heh. Hi Dan :innocent:

[limbimtimwim]

Where do you live? In general that is. I'm not into stalking. Not since that incident waaay back in. Oh wait. I can't reminisce, I'm not old :pThorndon.

Domain of the Thorndon Residents Association. Fear them.

[Blue Velvet]

Thorndon. Fear them.

I lived on Burnell Ave for a couple of years. There was a nice man across the street in one of those flash heritage houses who owned a gas gas...

The only problems I had were with the embassy at the end of the street claiming my bike, parked three houses down, was a bomb threat. What about the shitty cars that parked in the free-for-all coupon parking right outside their bloody gate? Wankers.

[Blue Velvet]

And is it anything like bumfighting?

You going tonight Sully?

Interesting search results for bumfighting...

Is there a designated take one for the team rider? No, I'm not volunteering :p

[Fatjim]

And the biggest loser is.....

[Deano]

Is there a designated take one for the team rider? No, I'm not volunteering :p


And the biggest loser is.....

Usually the tail end charlie is the first one any rozzers will get to......the bigger the school of fish, the better the odds of getting away......:shutup:

Although they may waive a ticket in lieu of aforementioned bumsex ?

[ManDownUnder]

Urm... Heh. Hi Dan :innocent:

.............

[jrandom]

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[Blue Velvet]

Heh! I'm looking at that tart's basket wondering how I'm going to distract her and get my gixxer back in time for TRTNR...

[Number One]

Heh! I'm looking at that tart's basket wondering how I'm going to distract her and get my gixxer back in time for TRTNR...

So you gonna front up and destroy all the mystery that surrounds you are you my dear?

[Blue Velvet]

So you gonna front up my dear?

Depends if that pigtailed wench will let my bike out of her basket <_<

Is Sully attending? He kinda put me off going in the first place, heh. I mean not him personally, but the tales, oh the tales... "It was THIS big" :shutup:


...they may waive a ticket in lieu of aforementioned bumsex ?

If sexy knickers don't work, I doubt bum sex is going to... Perhaps it's a regional thing huh?

[Number One]

Depends if that pigtailed wench will let my bike out of her basket <_<

Is Sully attending? He kinda put me off going in the first place, heh. I mean not him personally, but the tales, oh the tales... "It was THIS big" :shutup:

Nope he won't be attending. I am riding tonight so he is left holding the baby :2thumbsup ANYWAY what am I chopped liver?! :(

[Blue Velvet]

I am riding tonight

Cool, so, you want to go then?

[Number One]

Cool, so, you want to go then?

Alas alack I am not as talented on two wheels as those who frequent this particular ride so will leave all the grown ups to it I fink!

[skelstar]

I mean not him personally, but the tales, oh the tales... "It was THIS big" :shutup:
Yup, hes right, same amount of bullshit that this thread has turned into, just in the real world with, you know, real people :shutup:

[Number One]

Yup, hes right, same amount of bullshit that this thread has turned into, just in the real world with, you know, real people :shutup:

Wash your mouth out S, my hubbie wouldn't dream of talking bullshit?! Especially not when it comes to the very serious subject of motorcycle riding :cool:

[skelstar]

Wash your mouth out S, my hubbie wouldn't dream of talking bullshit?! Especially not when it comes to the very serious subject of motorcycle riding :cool:
Same to you 'S' (if that indeed is your real name) :p

[sels1]

. I exist in the other dimension AKA 'real life'.

So was that you who showed up to the Wed night ride last night.....???

[Deano]

Alas alack I am not as talented on two wheels as those who frequent this particular ride so will leave all the grown ups to it I fink!

Bollox - you girls shouldn't listen to tales.

It's only up the road - you can't get lost and we will only get there a few minutes ahead of you anyway.....

Ahh to hell with it - yes we all ride like twats and are a bunch of arrogant wankers !! Don't come, we don't want you....

And I'm kidding. So just turn up.

[RSV Boy]

Are you lot leaving the duckpond at 6.30 sharp? I thought I might loiter around at the Rimutex around 6.35ish

[Fatjim]

As far as who should and shouldn't be coming there's very few rules.

Pretty much these are.

you make you own mind up about your speed.
No riding like girls.
Slapping arses while riding is only ok if they are the opposite sex.
first one there buys the first round.
Deano provides the P.

We do however have strict rules on personal higene. I just can't remember what they are.

[Number One]

As far as who should and shouldn't be coming there's very few rules.

Pretty much these are.

No riding like girls.

Well that definately counts me out! :msn-wink: One day when I can ride like a roool man I'll come along and astound you with ma brilliance, in between burping, farting, swearing and stroking me chest hairs bwahahahahaaaa :eek:

[Str8 Jacket]

I'll come along and astound you with ma brilliance, in between burping, farting, swearing and stroking me chest hairs bwahahahahaaaa :eek:

I can do all that without a bike.....


Trust me though, go on the ride. Ride your own ride at ya own pace and these bunch of wankers will look after ya. They'll wait for you and they may even talk to you. They're the nicest bunch of cunts you'll ever meet.

[Drew]

stroking me chest hairs

Craig and I were just discussing how he could broach the subject of your chest hair, but now that you've mentioned it, he'd rather you got the wax out before you next tie him to the bed.

[Fatjim]

Discussing???? We where all pissing ourselves over it!!!!!

[Drew]

Discussing???? We where all pissing ourselves over it!!!!!

Yeah, but I didn't wanna hurt the girls feelings.:first:

[Fatjim]

ooops, sorry :(

[Blue Velvet]

...he'd rather you got the wax out before you next tie him to the bed.


They're the nicest bunch of cunts...

:clap: You have given out too much reputation...

[Str8 Jacket]

You homo's going to the pub tonight?

[Number One]

feelings

What are those?!

And actually Drew...Craig is just jealous that my chest hair is better than his! Infact with this crop I think he should be giving me his man card!

[Blue Velvet]

my chest hair is better than his

Man I just want mental images of your chest hair out of my head, gah :Pokey:

[Fatjim]

Show me yours and I'll show you mine!


Chest hair compitition tonight eh?

[Blue Velvet]

Show me yours and I'll show you mine! Chest hair compitition tonight eh?

Slut. You're meant to be showing me your dick hasn't fallen off. Hmph

[Drew]

Are you lot leaving the duckpond at 6.30 sharp? I thought I might loiter around at the Rimutex around 6.35ish
You should catch the ride easy at that time mate.

[Drew]

Slut. You're meant to be showing me your dick hasn't fallen off. Hmph

Jim's a talented guy, he can do both.

[Blue Velvet]

Jim's a talented guy, he can do both.

Men can't multi-task.

[Number One]

You should catch the ride easy at that time mate.

Hmmkay think I might come along...will be happy to be tail end charlie as I will be riding slowly as I am still getting to grips with things so you laff you die!

I'll poke ya in the eye wif my chest hairs!

[Drew]

Hmmkay think I might come along...will be happy to be tail end charlie as I will be riding slowly as I am still getting to grips with things so you laff you die!

I'll poke ya in the eye wif my chest hairs!

And how does Craig feel about you giving whoever laughs a close up look at your chest?

[Number One]

And how does Craig feel about you giving whoever laughs a close up look at your chest?

Wot he don't know won't hurt hime...plus it's been a while between shaves - so good luck spotting a nipple :jerry:

[Fatjim]

Alright lets tone this down, my wife is peering over my shoulder!

[skelstar]

Hey! ...who let this chicks-talk into the thread? (I'm talking about you Drew)

[Number One]

Hey! ...who let this chicks-talk into the thread? (I'm talking about you Drew)

I reckon...thinking of my feelings?! So not the kind of guy I thought he was :msn-wink:

[flame]

As far as who should and shouldn't be coming there's very few rules.

Pretty much these are.


No riding like girls.
Slapping arses while riding is only ok if they are the opposite sex.


Aha....thats why ya keep trying to ride like me! and slapping the boybums.....quit it!!!! thats MY job! and whoever other wankettes which choose to come along :msn-wink:


I can do all that without a bike.....



So it was YOU that taught me! I'll tx ya if we're heading to the pub chick!


Show me yours and I'll show you mine!


Oh fa fafaaaaaa! we've already seen yours:eek5:


Hey! ...who let this chicks-talk into the thread? (I'm talking about you Drew)

whadya mean?? Ive plucked all Drews chest hairs out! all two of them! he aint a 'real' chick!

[Deano]

Slapping arses while riding is only ok if they are the opposite sex.


What about some girl on girl action ? I'm not offended.



Deano provides the P.


Prayer ?

And I shouted last time so expect payback tonight.

[Canterbury]

newbie q, but where does this ride start? i'm coming in from U,Hutt - do i turn left at melling bridge.... ?

[Fatjim]

Avalon duckpond parking lot. Turn left over the Belmont bridge into avalon and you'll see the car park on the left.

Leaves at 6:30pm

[Deano]

newbie q, but where does this ride start? i'm coming in from U,Hutt - do i turn left at melling bridge.... ?


Left over KGB then a few hundred metres on the left.

[Canterbury]

Left over KGB then a few hundred metres on the left.

cheers mate

[Drew]

Hey! ...who let this chicks-talk into the thread? (I'm talking about you Drew)

When did you last succesfully stop a woman from talking then?

[Str8 Jacket]

Everyone laugh at Malcolm when he get's there. He's wearing (my) woman's gloves.....

Oh yeah, I didnt tell ya's.....

[skelstar]

That. Ride. Was. Mint.

Cheers.

[Drew]

Was a real cool ride indeed, bad luck for Tony with the stone chips, made him a VERY hard man to keep up with up the hill.

Good to meet some new faces too, bring on next Thursday.

[Deano]

Good ride alright.

Even the Police were on our side, waving us though - what good bastards.

Nice to meet some new peeps.

Someone may need to organise a sitter Thursday nights so they can both be out riding ;)

[Number One]

:laugh:

Thanks to all those kind souls that allowed me to tail end charlie last night.

Hope I didn't get in anyones way was trying really hard to move over when I saw you fast buggars coming up in my mirrors and tried to hold all the cages off....sadly I used to be held up by cars on that hill LAST NIGHT I held them up :bleh: That would have been a novel experience for them I am sure!


Usually the tail end charlie is the first one any rozzers will get to......the bigger the school of fish, the better the odds of getting away......:shutup:

Although they may waive a ticket in lieu of aforementioned bumsex ?

Phew! Bumsex bribe didn't have to be deployed last night! :Police:


Trust me though, go on the ride. Ride your own ride at ya own pace and these bunch of wankers will look after ya. They'll wait for you and they may even talk to you. They're the nicest bunch of cunts you'll ever meet.

I absolutely rode at my own pace (especially on the down hill bits)...snail....And those nice cunts did chat to me! Hubby said I would enjoy meeting everyone, and I did. Thanks for the encouragement and for not getting all down on me for not being the next Valentino Rossi!


Show me yours and I'll show you mine!
Chest hair compitition tonight eh?

You won! And nice to meet you, thanks for doing a quick reconnaisance mission to check I was still rubber side down...Much appreciated if a little embarrasing. Think I might take your advice and get hubby to take me over the hill on my bike so I can get a feel for it...maybe next week we will two up? Then we would both be legal :laugh:


My dick hasn't fallen off. Thats irrefutable proof!
You can have a look at my crotch tonight when I'm not looking. You'll know all you need to know then.

Well at least I was 'upfront' about looking:devil2:...I am not a shady type after all! AND for the record: I can confirm that IF having sex with Deano means your dick falls off then Fatjim either has a pet hamster he carrys around in his jeans or he has "not had sexual relations with that man!"


Nice to meet some new peeps. Someone may need to organise a sitter Thursday nights so they can both be out riding ;)

Nice to mee you too! Baby sitters are a blessing we need more so we don't end up hammering just the one! RE ME joining the ride again - Think I need a bit more practise on this bike before I tackle that hill again. I kinda loved and hated it all at the same time. Up hill was good and enjoyable but my down hill riding was just tooo tragic! See you all again on that ride either two up with hubby or once I can ride like a real wanker :bleh: Would be keen to join ewes at who evers house after you finished the ride though if not along wif yas :msn-wink:

Anyway thanks again for letting me crawl along behind you all.

On a positive and uplifted beat - I DID manage to get back in one peice with no scratches and I didn't drop it so I take joy in the little things! :pinch: And each time I get on it I learn something (or am reminded of something I used to know). Have the afternoon off today so time for some practise!

[skelstar]

Yeah see! ...we aren't that wankerish.

You'll learn to love the hill. Join the "skelstar school of enjoying riding downhill" and you'll be alright (we are working on a better name for the school).

[Lissa]

Yeah see! ...we aren't that wankerish.

You'll learn to love the hill. Join the "skelstar school of enjoying riding downhill" and you'll be alright (we are working on a better name for the school).
Hmm I wonder what grade I would get from this school? :p I think it should be called Skelstars Center For People Who Can't Ride Down Hill And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too .....'we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking and fast'.

Good on ya for getting up that hill Number One!! :)

[Number One]

Skelstars Center For People Who Can't Ride Down Hill And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too .....'we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking and fast'.

Good on ya for getting up that hill Number One!! :)

Must spread rep around! ROFL! and thanks!

[skelstar]

Good on ya for getting up that hill Number One!! :)
What Lissa is saying #1 is that she will ride up the hill and meet u/us next week cause she has to get to like the hill again. Eh sweetie? :Pokey:

[Her_C4]

Hmm I wonder what grade I would get from this school? :p

Hmmm I guess that all depends on how good you are for / to the teacher.... apple anyone??:whistle::clap:

[Lissa]

What Lissa is saying #1 is that she will ride up the hill and meet u/us next week cause she has to get to like the hill again. Eh sweetie? :Pokey:Yea... But going to be at the back of the class though. :p Working on my Blue Steel look seeing as I will be riding with the Wankers. :shifty:



Hmmm I guess that all depends on how good you are for / to the teacher.... apple anyone??I'll probably just get the strap. :shit:

[Her_C4]

I'll probably just get the strap. :shit:

PMSL.... ha ha ha good one... :shutup: Each to their own I guess :sunny::first: :yes: :yes:

[Trudes]

I'll probably just get the strapon. :shit:

But we know you love it!

[Number One]

Yea... But going to be at the back of the class though. :p Working on my Blue Steel look seeing as I will be riding with the Wankers. :shifty:

Hey that's my position! You can't possibly be slower than me!!!!!

Perfecting the Magnum look as we speak :2thumbsup

[skelstar]

Deano, the chicks have taken over the thread... show some leadership man!

[Trudes]

Lissa, your man is trying to be authoritive, rope him in eh!

[Weaver]

That was an awesome ride last night. I've got to go over the hill a few times today and practise turning in later to improve my lines *snort*.
Hopefully next week will be even better :D

[Blue Velvet]

Deano provides the P.

Empty promises :Pokey:

[limbimtimwim]

Your P is in Featherston.

In the model Tui building.

[Number One]

Deano, the chicks have taken over the thread... show some leadership man!

bwahahahahaaaaa

[Deano]

Deano, the chicks have taken over the thread... show some leadership man!

If there's one thing I have learned since getting married it's knowing when to pick your battles. (like hardly ever cause you never win lol)


Lissa, your man is trying to be authoritive, rope him in eh!

See what I mean.


That was an awesome ride last night. I've got to go over the hill a few times today and practise turning in later to improve my lines *snort*.
Hopefully next week will be even better :D

That was very subtle.


Empty promises :Pokey:

There is no P.


Your P is in Featherston.

In the model Tui building.

Ok, well maybe there is now - wonder who won the raffle ?

[Blue Velvet]

There is no P.

Drugs are bad kids, mkay?

[skelstar]

If there's one thing I have learned since getting married it's knowing when to pick your battles. (like hardly ever cause you never win lol)
...and I've learned that you've got to know who you pick to do your battles.

I've also learned how they write with six fingers in Masterton.


Lissa, your man is trying to be authoritive, rope him in eh!
Roll on Valentines Day! Woo!

[Lissa]

...and I've learned that you've got to know who you pick to do your battles.

I've also learned how they write with six fingers in Masterton.



Lissa, your man is trying to be authoritive, rope him in eh! Ya know what Trudes, I might just have to get him a noose instead. <_<

I might let you into the rapa on Valentines day Skelly!!!! :devil2:

[flame]

Great turn out guys n gals! and a beaut night for it. Nice to see some new faces, (and the old ones of course:p) Sorry bout ya bike T. Hope some good cutting compound will do the trick! I think we should make FJ wear pink from now on.... just becoz :)

Nice to meet you Canterbury and Blue Velvet, hope the guys didn't scare you too much with their chest hair n stuff, we'd like to have you back!

And 'Number One' WELL DONE!!! Fab wheelie :cool: You gotta teach Deano and Skels how to do that :shutup:

[Deano]

And 'Number One' WELL DONE!!! Fab wheelie :cool: You gotta teach Deano and Skels how to do that :shutup:

You bitch !! :girlfight:


If you had kept up to see my efforts at SS you might have been impressed - although I drifted to the left a little, might have scared Skels a bit.

[skelstar]

If you had kept up to see my efforts at SS you might have been impressed - although I drifted to the left a little, might have scared Skels a bit.
Whats SS? Must be a playstation game cause the only time I saw you do a 'wheelie' the wheel wasn't off the ground long enough to do this drifting that you thought you were doing.

Heh...

edit - ah. Silverstream.

[Deano]

Whats SS? Must be a playstation game cause the only time I saw you do a 'wheelie' the wheel wasn't off the ground long enough to do this drifting that you thought you were doing.

Heh...

edit - ah. Silverstream.

Lucky you edited it.....let's see you do better, especially now you're a sports bike wanker convert...

Gary is getting it.

Thing is, ask anyone who is GOOD at wheelies how many times they have crashed trying !

[skelstar]

Thing is, ask anyone who is GOOD at wheelies how many times they have crashed trying !
Yeah, I don't do wheelies cause I'm a pussy. You did do a wheelie leaving the Kaitoke playarea eh? :)

[Sully60]

You bitch !! :girlfight:


If you had kept up to see my efforts at SS you might have been impressed - although I drifted to the left a little, might have scared Skels a bit.

Was it as good as that one from the week before?

If it was and Skels was scared of that he needs to HTFU!:bleh:

[Fatjim]

Felt like I was doing a wheelie when I went past you Skels at the bottom of the tukas. But on the hornet, everything feels like a wheelie, of a stoppie. And I've never done either.

[skelstar]

Felt like I was doing a wheelie when I went past you Skels at the bottom of the tukas. But on the hornet, everything feels like a wheelie, of a stoppie. And I've never done either.
Mate, you should have used our side of the road, but then I guess that was how you were going to get the jump on the fast guys eh? Still its the TRTNR ...

[Deano]

Yeah, I don't do wheelies cause I'm a pussy. You did do a wheelie leaving the Kaitoke playarea eh? :)


Wasn't the SS one better ? Pathetic but better

[skelstar]

Wasn't the SS one better ? Pathetic but better
Honestly, I can't remember mate. I think Malcom and I had a short 'sprint'.

[Drew]

Wasn't the SS one better ? Pathetic but betterthe one up Kelson came up quite well.

[Deano]

the one up Kelson came up quite well.

That was definitely pathetic, but the missus just saw it so I'm in trouble now....thanks

[Drew]

That was definitely pathetic, but the missus just saw it so I'm in trouble now....thanks

You mentioned your wheelies first bro.

Sorry Nicki, wuvoo:stupid:

[wayne708]

Hey enjoyed my first Thursday night ride last night, pace is a bit more, ah, challenging, but all good.will be back for more.
Also nearly managed an up grade on my helmet when Drew wandered off with my one.Maybe next time.

[Drew]

Hey enjoyed my first Thursday night ride last night, pace is a bit more, ah, challenging, but all good.will be back for more.
Also nearly managed an up grade on my helmet when Drew wandered off with my one.Maybe next time.

Good to meet ya mate, I'm not the sharpest tack in the box, helmet had some similar colours, must be the right one.

See ya next week.

[Deano]

Good to meet ya mate, I'm not the sharpest tack in the box, helmet had some similar colours, must be the right one.

See ya next week.

More of a nail, or loose screw bro ?

[wayne708]

Good to meet ya mate, I'm not the sharpest tack in the box, helmet had some similar colours, must be the right one.

See ya next week.

Might be packing for Paeroa next Thuesday, but I can be tempted.

[flame]

You bitch !! :girlfight:


If you had kept up to see my efforts at SS you might have been impressed - although I drifted to the left a little, might have scared Skels a bit.

I was hangin with the gurls and missed your skills!!!! but tis ok, I got them on camara from a few months back....on the screensaver even! mwa ha ha:niceone:

[Deano]

Might be packing for Paeroa next Thuesday, but I can be tempted.

We will see you at Paeroa then !

Leaving Friday morning, so not sure if attending TRTNR or not yet.

[Blue Velvet]

scare you too much with their chest hair n stuff

Number One's plaited chest hair was oarsome. I've never seen anything quite like it :blink:

[Number One]

Number One's plaited chest hair was oarsome. I've never seen anything quite like it :blink:

That's just cos you haven't met many bulgarian women! :2thumbsup

Eva from Sportscafe wasn't that hot until they gave her a full body buzzcut followed by waxing...back in my country she was local yeti! :lol:

[GSVR]

Thinking of coming down for the next Thursday ride (if its OK with the ride organisers) but it will probably be a little quiet with everyone heading up to Paeroa so maybe the next one after the next one. My even be able to coerce some others but since they all work it my be a bit hard for them to make it.

Is Drew or Flame racing at Paeroa?

[flame]

Thinking of coming down for the next Thursday ride (if its OK with the ride organisers) but it will probably be a little quiet with everyone heading up to Paeroa so maybe the next one after the next one. My even be able to coerce some others but since they all work it my be a bit hard for them to make it.

Is Drew or Flame racing at Paeroa?

Of course ya can come along, anybody is welcome, and if ya can put up with us, you might even want to come back again :msn-wink:

Drew, Deano and myself are all heading up to Paeroa to race this weekend. So may not get to the ride this Thursday. Providing we survive Paeroa, Drew and I are heading down with the Duc's to Sound Of Thunder in Christchurch the following Thursday to race all the other nations tractors for the weekend(and sink some bourbon):woohoo:

[GSVR]

Might head down anyway as without Drew Deano and yourself there I wont feel as intimidated.

Those sound of thunder meetings down south are huge I heard and get a bigger crowd than the Nationals. Good luck I know you'll both do well.

[points]

Yep i'l be coming thursday night,weather permitting. Last thursday was my first time and it was good fun till the petrol light came on haha.

[Fatjim]

Well I'll be there. And if Drew and Flame don't show I'm still going round to drink my beers. You hear?

[Lissa]

Of course ya can come along, anybody is welcome, and if ya can put up with us, you might even want to come back again :msn-wink:

Drew, Deano and myself are all heading up to Paeroa to race this weekend. So may not get to the ride this Thursday. Providing we survive Paeroa, Drew and I are heading down with the Duc's to Sound Of Thunder in Christchurch the following Thursday to race all the other nations tractors for the weekend(and sink some bourbon):woohoo:Good luck with the races this weekend guys!!!! :niceone: Wish I could be there to support ya.

Might be along to this ride... weather permitting of course!

[Blue Velvet]

...I'm still going round to drink my beers.

:lol: There goes the neighbourhood...

[Fatjim]

I want to get a beer or two inside you and watch your wee metabalism struggle.

[Blue Velvet]

Good luck with the races this weekend guys!!!!

I second that :sunny:

[Blue Velvet]

good fun till the petrol light came on

The Mobil in Featherston closes at 8pm.

[Ocean1]

The Mobil in Featherston closes at 8pm.

<_<



andtenstuff

[dave_a]

whose heading out tonight? thinking of coming along if its alright with you guys/gals :Pokey:

[Str8 Jacket]

whose heading out tonight? thinking of coming along if its alright with you guys/gals :Pokey:

Sorry mate, these wankers dont rode with people with red rep. Auckland has a ride on tonightthough....

[skelstar]

Will he ride or won't he?

Well skelstar is going to be installing more kills-switches to race bikes tonight, but he hopes you all have a great ride.

[dave_a]

:baby:

it looks green to me

[Sully60]

:baby:

all my "red rep" is from 2 people who are about as mature as a 5 year old

wouldnt get to hung up on it dude :rolleyes:

Funny I would have though a negative rep would have made you more than enough of and arrogant wanker to come along tonight:laugh:

Don't listen to young grumpy bum up there, just come along tonight and enjoy yourself!

See you there.

[Blue Velvet]

See you there.

Oooooh are you going then?

[Sully60]

I is allowed out tonight, yes.

[Blue Velvet]

I is allowed out tonight, yes.

Oh. Jolly good then. As you were.

You riding silver or black?

[Number One]

I is allowed out tonight, yes.

Just like to point out that I am a veerrrrrrry good wife.

COS I letting him ride MY bike AND he will be off having fun with all you wankers leaving me at home holding the baby on Valentines day night!

I must have some seriously good times coming my way soon :niceone:

[Blue Velvet]

I must have some seriously good times coming my way soon

:hug:

Now get back in the kitchen

[sels1]

You still meet at Maungaraki lights? or did someone say Duckpond?

[Str8 Jacket]

You still meet at Maungaraki lights? or did someone say Duckpond?

Duckpond, I think.....

[Number One]

:hug:

Now get back in the kitchen

a :hug: is that it? Cheap arse :whistle:

AND

O no you didn't just say that! :bash: I effing live in the damn kitchen, and the laundry! Go for a ride you wanker :clap:

enjoy ;)

[Weaver]

I was reading in a post earlier, but can't find now, that said you can't bake. Well heres and opportunity to practise :dodge:

[flame]

O no you didn't just say that! :bash: I effing live in the damn kitchen, and the laundry! Go for a ride you wanker :clap:

enjoy ;)

just do what I do chick! cook like crap, you'l get banned from the kitchen place too:niceone:
I aint riding tonight either, all my bike gear is packed. Having me a bottle of wine to take the edge off the nerves! lol ...which reminds me.....must pack extra undies lol!:shit:

[koba]

You still meet at Maungaraki lights? or did someone say Duckpond?

Mungaraki lights no longer exist.
all that area has and is been cut up for the new intersectiony bit goin in there.
Duckpond it is.

[Number One]

just do what I do chick! cook like crap, you'l get banned from the kitchen place too:niceone:
I aint riding tonight either, all my bike gear is packed. Having me a bottle of wine to take the edge off the nerves! lol ...which reminds me.....must pack extra undies lol!:shit:

Hee hee ifff only. mumma taught me right and I ain't tooo nasty in the kitchen and I am personally motivated as I'm a hog and love food!!!!!!!!
:2thumbsup

couldn't punish myself like that! WOuld've failed miserably with anorexia...but hey I'm a huge green slug?! Who cares :lol:

Soooo good luck to you guys. You'll love it, just try to relax into it and enjoy. - geez how generic...you get what I mean though aye? So proud of and for you both :2thumbsup

Send my husband home not too long after he arrives though...aye? We have choccie cake and scorched almonds to share :love::love:

So don't let him be spending too much of my scccheeexxxy time up round there...hmmkay? :whistle::lol:

And finally - Extra undies are always good! Nana always swore by them and so do I - ya just never know;)

[flame]

[QUOTE=Number One;1427019]

Soooo good luck to you guys. You'll love it, just try to relax into it and enjoy. - geez how generic...you get what I mean though aye? So proud of and for you both :2thumbsup

Send my husband home not too long after he arrives though...aye? We have choccie cake and scorched almonds to share :love::love:

So don't let him be spending too much of my scccheeexxxy time up round there...hmmkay? :whistle::lol:

[QUOTE=Number One;1427019]

Thanks so much hun, you rock!! wish all you lot was packed up in the van and coming up with us!

and dont worry, I'll send the Sully home quick smart! though I don't think he will need much convincing by the sound of it.....a raunchy hottie and chocky cake awaiting him, and i may need to vacate the visitors early since I may just have a few ideas of my own lol (don't panic Drew Im just kidding!!!) .......have a great night chick :niceone:

[Number One]

.....a raunchy hottie and chocky cake awaiting him


You heard about that biarch tooo?!!!! Where does he keep her?! Go on tell me - I'll kill her! :laugh:

Anyway, if he tooo slow I might have to sample and sometimes I am just not in control of what I do...there may not be any chocky cake left :shutup::innocent:

[Number One]

I was reading in a post earlier, but can't find now, that said you can't bake. Well heres and opportunity to practise :dodge:

mwahahahaha - actually I shoulda said won't bake :bleh:

AND What do I get out of the deal anyway? Practise?!....prrrrfffftt :laugh:

GOT to be worth it for me...no such thing as a free cake :eek:

[Drew]

You heard about that biarch tooo?!!!! Where does he keep her?! Go on tell me - I'll kill her! :laugh:

Anyway, if he tooo slow I might have to sample and sometimes I am just not in control of what I do...there may not be any chocky cake left :shutup::innocent:

No self love before he gets there OK.

I'm a bit gutted Vicki said she was only kidding about her own ideas, no one come here after the ride, I'll be in a foul mood:mad:

[Number One]

No self love before he gets there OK.

I'm a bit gutted Vicki said she was only kidding about her own ideas, no one come here after the ride, I'll be in a foul mood:mad:

I just knew Mr Drew would jump on that last post :clap:

Self love...KIDS it's most important to love thyself first because until you do no one else can. :clap::clap:

:dodge:

As for that last comment MR Drew. HTFU and turn it ooowwwwnnn :yes: for ya lady....it's all about the wheels at the moment and you both goin hard. Take some time to bow chicka wow wow bwaahahahahaaahahahahaaaaa

[Drew]

As for that last comment MR Drew. HTFU and turn it ooowwwwnnn :yes: for ya lady....it's all about the wheels at the moment and you both goin hard. Take some time to bow chicka wow wow bwaahahahahaaahahahahaaaaa


You sound good at this stuff, write a book for me to refer to in times of...need.

I'm no George Clooney after all.

[Number One]

I'm no George Clooney

:eek: Thank god fer that! Not sure Flame would want a crazy old pig lovin man...

[Number One]

I must have some seriously good times coming my way soon :niceone:

...and the little girl waits....:crybaby:

It's prolly really gay to quote yerself init? :bleh:

[Fatjim]

Oh for fucks sake.

[Drew]

...and the little girl waits....:crybaby:

It's prolly really gay to quote yerself init? :bleh:

He's here now, already got wood for ya too I think:Oops:

[koba]

I'm just sitting here after a few beers hoping noe of the siren echoing thu the valley a while ago were related to snobby wanker on TRTNR....

[Number One]

He's here now, already got wood for ya too I think:Oops:

Good :clap: Send that wood...I mean man home! :drool:


Oh for fucks sake.

Egggzachary

[Hitcher]

Are you guys starting a poll to see if anybody wants to leave earlier?

[Drew]

Good :clap: Send that wood...I mean man home! :drool:


Not my responsability, I dont wanna get in the middle of this.

[Number One]

Are you guys starting a poll to see if anybody wants to leave earlier?

Nah sounds like you just have sidle up to BuckBuckNo1 wink, nod three times and then follow him out of the carpark when he leaves. No need for a poll for that...I think everyone agreed to start their own threads or PM each other of sommat when they wanna get a group together outside of standard

[Drew]

Are you guys starting a poll to see if anybody wants to leave earlier?

Not likely man, gives the right amount of time for talkin some shit before and after.

[skelstar]

Remember the good old days (3 weeks ago) Deano? ...when people used to use this thread to organise a ride and not just constantly spout shit? God I hope [living and dead] ghosts of past rides aren't reading this tripe.

I was sure this thread was the last bastion of the welly hardcore rider... or at least a wannabee.

Sheesh!!!





:devil2:

[koba]

Remember the good old days (3 weeks ago) Deano? ...when people used to use this thread to organise a ride and not just constantly spout shit? God I hope [living and dead] ghosts of past rides aren't reading this tripe.

I was sure this thread was the last bastion of the welly hardcore rider... or at least a wannabee.

Sheesh!!!


:devil2:

You, sir, I believe to be correct. :apint:

[Number One]

To quote someone in the know - you have to allow juuuust...


the right amount of time for talkin some shit before and after.

AND during :devil2:

...very bored - tell hubby to finish that coffee and get home!

Stopping the spouting of shit on this holy thread now....

[Canterbury]

Remember the good old days (3 weeks ago) Deano? ...when people used to use this thread to organise a ride and not just constantly spout shit? God I hope [living and dead] ghosts of past rides aren't reading this tripe.

I was sure this thread was the last bastion of the welly hardcore rider... or at least a wannabee.

Sheesh!!!





:devil2:


Bloody great ride tonight on the way there - only a couple of times did i have to hit myself and pull my head in after a near drop....(trying to keep up with the faster riders - silly boy) (read wannabe hardcore)
Glad i rode like a nanna on the way back otherwise it would have been 3 bikes down on diesel and not the 2. No injures thankyou very much... and if anyone hasn't got those protector thingys sticking out off their bike i suggest they go and buy some... one had road rash and the other didn't... of course they don't protect the leathers but i guess thats what leathers are for...

[skelstar]

Shit. Where was the diesel on the hill?

[Deano]

Mmmmmmmmmm

[points]

yeah i hit the diesel and dropped it,and the K6 2 bikes infront did too

[skelstar]

Mmmmmmmmmm
Some spiritual leader you are :mellow:

[Drew]

Mmmmmmmmmm

A very thought provoking post there rev.

What's your problem with all the shit talkin skels? Just means an extra couple seconds of scrolling to find the pertenant facts.

[Canterbury]

Shit. Where was the diesel on the hill?

Diesel patch(s) wereon the north side of the hill but in the south bound lane... basically on the way back from featherston around the 58 marker -4 or 5k from the top maybe... it was in passing lanes also - i had a few rear wheel spins - luckily i was behind a car and not lent over...

[Deano]

yeah i hit the diesel and dropped it,and the K6 2 bikes infront did too

Bugger dude - the K6, was it the K6 with the pipe or stock ?

[Tony & Carolyn]

Yeah folks, diesel sux!!!!!!!! but hey both rider's ok an bike's rideable..... good advert for crash bungs, just wish it was'nt me proving there worth:shit: good case for the old all the gear all the time speech.......

[Sully60]

Bugger dude - the K6, was it the K6 with the pipe or stock ?

It was the one with the pipe, but I expect you'd already know that by know

Hey Skel an I make up a bit for my wifes errant shit spouting by making a post about the ride?

Very dodgy Diesel spill particularly bad in on the right hand corners coming back up the Featherston side
We also saw fresh evidence of a third crash on another right hander, I thought about Sels1 as he left the pub before us tonight.
Hope you're ok dude.

I did my highly scientific traction test at the scene,

with my boot,

and it was pretty fresh and goddam slippery!

Good to meet some new faces tonight too!
Hopefully the next TRTNR is a bit less eventful!

[GSVR]

Just trying to think of when I came over must have been about 5pm. Didn't notice anything but wasn't in a hurry.

Enjoyed the ride over to Featherston. Sels doesn't muck around on the Tiger.
I came close to riding back with Sels glad I didn't now

Sorry about the offs hope the damage isnt to bad.

Don't bother doing the Pahiatua Track for a while as a big section (the best) is now all tar and loose chips.

[Blue Velvet]

The diesel is signposted today, according to a colleague at work...

[Weaver]

Its rained this morning in upper hutt. Hopefully it did on the hill aswell. Resulting in the desiel being washed away....

[James Deuce]

It sure did rain! Absolutely pissed down.

The cars still got in the way though.

[the yoshie]

Yeah folks, diesel sux!!!!!!!! but hey both rider's ok an bike's rideable..... good advert for crash bungs, just wish it was'nt me proving there worth:shit: good case for the old all the gear all the time speech.......

Sorry to hear tony, glad your ok mate mmmm more spare parts:2thumbsup

[Sully60]

It sure did rain! Absolutely pissed down.

The cars still got in the way though.

Which reminds me, we saw you last night.

Sneaking past the pub for a secret rendezvous in the Wairarapa?

That's the kind of behaviour that starts rumors!

[James Deuce]

Yes, off to see my wife at the Mother in Law's. Desperately exciting, isn't it?

[Sully60]

Yes, off to see my wife at the Mother in Law's. Desperately exciting, isn't it?

Yeah, not really worth a mention on the KB Street thread eh.

First time I've seen your little Kat in the flesh too, must say very nice:niceone:

[skelstar]

First time I've seen your little Kat in the flesh too, must say very nice:niceone:
Yeah saw it for first time the other night. Loving the shiny new rear shocks. A much better looking bike in the flesh, looking forward to seeing a nicely painted frame too Jim.

[Drew]

Yes, off to see my wife at the Mother in Law's. Desperately exciting, isn't it?

This auspicious event could have been incorperated into the first half of TRTNR ya know bro, would have even missed the carnage with the one way trip.

[James Deuce]

Thanks Chaps.

Seat is off to be recovered this weekend.

[Trudes]

Oh Jim, you could've brought your seat around here, I do a mean seat cover, wait until you see Pamela's seat :drool:

[James Deuce]

:)

Has to be the right colours, plus I get a ride up to Ashurst and back TWICE!

[sels1]

, I thought about Sels1 as he left the pub before us tonight.
Hope you're ok dude.

All good here thanks. I had a nice return criuse over the hill, and went home over the Akatarawa road. Never saw any diesel, must have been after I passed thru.

That was my first TRTNR for some time, as I normally have other stuff on, on Thurdays, so usually do the Wed ride. Most enjoyable.

The ole Tigger ticked over the 100,000km mark on the hill tonight, I guess I should shout her a decent service.

[Trudes]

:)

Has to be the right colours, plus I get a ride up to Ashurst and back TWICE!

I guess that beats a ride to Newlands to get a badly made red seat cover!:niceone:

[sels1]

:)

Has to be the right colours, plus I get a ride up to Ashurst and back TWICE!

There is a very good, and quite cheap, seat recoverer in Paraparaumu if you dont want to go that far.

[James Deuce]

If my wife sees that post Sels, you're a dead man. DEAD! Do you hear me? DEAD!

[Sully60]

If my wife sees that post Sels, you're a dead man. DEAD! Do you hear me? DEAD!

Yeah and I wouldn't mess with that mean looking pussy!

[Str8 Jacket]

If my wife sees that post Sels, you're a dead man. DEAD! Do you hear me? DEAD!

Or YOU'RE the dead man....

[Blue Velvet]

DEAD!

Burn him!!

[Drew]

Yeah and I wouldn't mess with that mean looking pussy!


If my wife sees that post Sels, you're a dead man. DEAD! Do you hear me? DEAD!

The cats bigger than Jim too:bleh:

[sels1]

If my wife sees that post Sels, you're a dead man. DEAD! Do you hear me? DEAD!

Bwahahaha...I dont know, you try to be helpful and look what happens.
I suppose you dont want to know about our local leather/cordura fixer either?

[Fatjim]

Guys, you keep this trivial banter up and we're all going to have to get matching leathers and ride real slow hanging off with all our might trying to get our knees down wishing we all had USD forks, and sipping latte's.

[Blue Velvet]

Guys, you keep this trivial banter up and we're all going to have to get matching leathers and ride real slow hanging off with all our might trying to get our knees down wishing we all had USD forks, and sipping latte's.

*Shudder* :oi-grr:

[jrandom]

*Shudder* :oi-grr:

Doesn't your bike have USD forks?

And I'm sure I've seen you drinking a latte...

[koba]

Guys, you keep this trivial banter up and we're all going to have to get matching leathers and ride real slow hanging off with all our might trying to get our knees down wishing we all had USD forks, and sipping latte's.

Fatjim: always using funny calls to highlight things that are oh so farken true.

Guess I need to go red to match the ghey honda.

[Weaver]

Guess I need to go red to match the ghey honda.

I thought he meant we all have the same leathers. :crazy:
I think I'll let Gary be the Banana Man :banana:

[koba]

I thought he meant we all have the same leathers. :crazy:
I think I'll let Gary be the Banana Man :banana:

Hehe.
Now some pointless banter that actually relates to bikes:

Did you get the key offs sorted?

[Sully60]

Hehe.
Now some pointless banter that actually relates to bikes:

Did you get the key offs sorted?

What!
Hutt boys over the age of sixteen talking about get their key offs sorted.

Late developers eh?:dodge:

[Weaver]

I think he may be talking about the kill switches that Skelstar said he was fitting.

[Madness]

Guys, you keep this trivial banter up and we're all going to have to get matching leathers and ride real slow hanging off with all our might trying to get our knees down wishing we all had USD forks, and sipping latte's.

What on earth are you talking about Jim? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1429153&postcount=3)

[koba]

What!
Hutt boys over the age of sixteen talking about get their key offs sorted.

Late developers eh?:dodge:


I think he may be talking about the kill switches that Skelstar said he was fitting.

Jeeeesus fuck weaver! you said key offs were not working for ya. I say "try going down hill, high revs and no throttle"
Just wanna know if the fine people who live near maoribank have got pissed of with the massive nasty crking key offs yet!

but you know that, I'm just a bit pissed and all to comprehed at the mo

Upper Hutt mate, Upper Hutt!


Oh, and just for the record I was held back when younger by the electromagnetic pilot jet on the rusty old volswagens.
Barstards, no current to ignition = no fuel to carb at low throttle settings!

[Weaver]

Ohhhh, back fires. I've forgotten to try them. I'll give them a go tomorrow using said method

[Blue Velvet]

I'm sure I've seen you drinking a latte...

Nah man, I don't do milk. Black, and strong :sunny:

[Biggles2000]

Going to be in town on Thursday, might tag along if nobody minds me taging along in the slow group.
Phill

[koba]

Going to be in town on Thursday, might tag along if nobody minds me taging along in the slow group.
Phill

No worries mate, everyone is welcome but I hope you aint expecting it to be organised to the point of "groups"!

Pretty disorganised ramble, just the way it should be.
Dont worry 'bout being slower, speed is up to the individual and people will always wait.

[vagrant]

Hi Guys,
I am on my way to Blenheim for a course and will be stopping over in Wellington at the Olds place in Newlands for a couple of days.
I am riding down from Auckland on Thursday, so I doubt I will make the start of your ride, but if someone can PM me where your headed, I will endevour to catch up, or meet up for the aftermatch.

Any plans for Saturday?

Cheers

[Deano]

I am riding down from Auckland on Thursday, so I doubt I will make the start of your ride,

Would anyone object to leaving a little later this TRTNR then ? :girlfight:

[Fatjim]

Deano, we know in your case little really is that, little. But in this case, how little is little?

[Sully60]

Personally I wouldn't mind it leaving a little later so I don't get carved up in the traffic by the lockshop guy trying to make it there before 6.30.:blink:





: Fatjim: Deano, we know in your case little really is that, little. But in this case, how little is little?

52 seconds.:msn-wink:

[MD]

Deano, we know in your case little really is that, little. But in this case, how little is little?

You could probably be one and half littles later and still have enough light. I went up the hill tonight about 6.30pm and came down at 8pm, or a little later..or was that 1.25 littles later?

Excellent time for a late summer evening ride.

[skelstar]

Excellent time for a late summer evening ride.
Bet you got covered in bugs tonight too.

[Sully60]

Bet you got covered in bugs tonight too.

There were a lot of sandflys on his visor too.......:innocent:

[Number One]

Personally I wouldn't mind it leaving a little later so I don't get carved up in the traffic by the lockshop guy trying to make it there before 6.30.:blink:

Trying to get to the ride on time....TRTNR strikes again (Two weeks in a row). #1's first ever ticket.
Speed camera (note to self: Get the pic - first of me riding my new bike in my new gears!:whistle::clap:)
8 km over speed limit = $30

[skelstar]

Ya hoon....

[Fatjim]

Only 8 k over the limit????? Most of us wankers are doing that sitting around the meet point having a chat.

[Blue Velvet]

Trying to get to the ride on time... #1's first ever ticket.

Ah crap, where was that?

[Str8 Jacket]

Ya hoon....

Bring back madboy! :dodge:

[Drew]

Bring back madboy! :dodge:

WASH THY MOUTH OUT HEATHEN!!! You're buddy Madboy (aka; can drive, cant ride) aint been around here for ages, wonder if he got a complex.

Side note, doees anyone else use predictive text on thier phone? I ask because in the last bit of the previous paragraph, I found myself searching the keybaord to scroll from "if" to "he". I'm losing my bloody mind I tell ya.:baby:

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm losing my bloody mind I tell ya.:baby:

Old age mate. Soon you'll be wearing incontinence pads.....

[Drew]

Old age mate. Soon you'll be wearing incontinence pads.....

They'd be good if I sat in my dinner for any reason too:Pokey:

[Str8 Jacket]

They'd be good if I sat in my dinner for any reason too:Pokey:

hehe, apparently ive given out to much bling...... In life you need to have many experiences to have really lived. You ever sat in your dinner? hmmm?... :p

[Fatjim]

Soon this thread will have to be called the The Thursday Night Colstamy Bag Run.


And bring back Madboy! He couldn't ride, but he was a real wanker.

[Str8 Jacket]

And bring back Madboy! He couldn't ride, but he was a real wanker.

hehe, my point exactly! Blingo, if I could! :D

[Drew]

hehe, apparently ive given out to much bling...... In life you need to have many experiences to have really lived. You ever sat in your dinner? hmmm?... :p

Never "sat" in mine, but I nearly "shat" in someone elses. But that's too extreme a revenge even for my sadistic mind.

[skelstar]

Side note, doees anyone else use predictive text on thier phone? I ask because in the last bit of the previous paragraph, I found myself searching the keybaord to scroll from "if" to "he". I'm losing my bloody mind I tell ya.:baby:
Mate! ... not riding around you tonight!

[Str8 Jacket]

So ah, *anyway*, you wankers riding tomorrow? I need to get Malcolm outta the house so I can drink all the beer.....

[Fatjim]

We, not just you. We'll leave him on the hill and go back to his place and drink all his beer!


Now THAT's a plan.

[Str8 Jacket]

We, not just you. We'll leave him on the hill and go back to his place and drink all his beer!


Now THAT's a plan.

Ha! *his* beer is MY beer.... And if you wanna drink you''ll have to get past me. I'll be locking the door!