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Thread: November 5th coming up. Nick Fawkes night

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    November 5th coming up. Nick Fawkes night

    Was suggested as date for BIKEOI but, too soon to organise.

    No reason why we shouldn't do SOMETHING , but

    I suggest we rename it Nick Fawkes night.

    And throughout the country bikers burn effigies of Nick Smith. We could parade said effigies on the back of bikes first.

    bet that'd get media attention.

    All we need is someone in each area that's on a farm or something where we can have a big fire. And booze , and stuff of course.
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    sounds like a farrkn good idea for a private ACC vent, but do you really want the media reporting it?, like I said though it's a good idea, wonder where we could do that round here?
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    And sensible bikers, mix well with booze, bonfires and effigys of ACC minsiters right Les?

    BRONZ Rox, sign me UP!

    (wheres that bloody mannequin gone.....)
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    Well, maybe not the event. The copious amounts of booze and flagrant sexual activity on all sides might give the wrong impression.

    But the IDEA they can report. It's got buzz.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
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    Yeah, we can rock up to Nicks place & fire our pyrotechnics in his general direction.....shame they dont allow skyrockets no more,really quite accurate when fired out of a vacuum cleaner pipe. First tested on on unsuspecting Christians way back in about 1980 near Havelock Nth
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    First tested on various randoms MANY years before that!
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    Yeah, we can rock up to Nicks place & fire our pyrotechnics in his general direction.....shame they dont allow skyrockets no more,really quite accurate when fired out of a vacuum cleaner pipe. First tested on on unsuspecting Christians way back in about 1980 near Havelock Nth
    google "how to make rockets" you can substitute the last word for what ever tickles your fansy
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    They were quite unchristian like in thier response, chased us quite a long way across a paddock yelling very explicitly wot they were going to do if they caught us....never did though as as we jumped the fence, the well drilled team of 3 we were , wheeled as one & fired a barrage , I can still see them hitting the dirt today. We melted into the orchards & continued our wee "romp"...I had a sore gut for days from the laughing.
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    Ours returned fire. Sarge would have been proud of the ensuring firefight.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    yeah, I remember taping bits of plumbing pipe to my bmx as a kid after seeing the movie Delta force, awsome rocket launchers, though I dont think the locals liked em
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    Ahhh,those were the days eh? Bit by bit, the fuckers are taking all the fun out of everything.
    Time for the Revolution.....
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    If NZ had 'fine' newspapers like the Sun....

    you would have headlines like....

    " Boozed Bikers Bonfire Bash"


    Mind you with the likes of TV3 and TV1 "news o tainemnt" who needs the Sun. Maybe if they had a page 3 newsreader......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    yeah, I remember taping bits of plumbing pipe to my bmx as a kid after seeing the movie Delta force, awsome rocket launchers, though I dont think the locals liked em
    Hmmm yeah, do you remember the sky rockets on my 10 speed? I still have a small scar on my ass.
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    How Ironic...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Ours returned fire. Sarge would have been proud of the ensuring firefight.
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