Road not track people

**Stirts** · 13th January 2010, 11:11

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

a late 30's female with an old bike.
It was like riding with another one of me.

you are a late 30's female? THAT explains why Gordie is always giving you the glad eye

**2wheeldrifter** · 13th January 2010, 11:13

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

I know you were just trying to keep up. Lucky we were a small group, and considerate of the slower riders present

More fun in small groups, and was nice that you let the new guy on the block.....................

come up from behind !

Very very considerate of you

yes I was trying to keep up.... shhhh

**shrub** · 13th January 2010, 11:33

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

More fun in small groups

I agree, riding with 2 - 8 people you know and trust can be a blast, but the key is people you can trust to ride intelligently.

**nodrog:Me** · 13th January 2010, 15:52

how fuckin hard is it to ride fowards at your own comfort level and not fucken fall off? nobody esle is steering your bike or turning the throttle.

if you are walking down a footpath and all of a sudden there is more than 2 people, do you suddenly go spastic and swerve left into a wall? or cross the parking meter line and bin into a parked car?

how you guys survive in everyday life is beyond me.

**Genie** · 13th January 2010, 15:59

Originally Posted by nodrog

how fuckin hard is it to ride fowards at your own comfort level and not fucken fall off? nobody esle is steering your bike or turning the throttle.

if you are walking down a footpath and all of a sudden there is more than 2 people, do you suddenly go spastic and swerve left into a wall? or cross the parking meter line and bin into a parked car?

how you guys survive in everyday life is beyond me.

you have a point there but....it's a bit different on the road with some meaty engine between your legs when you're just learning. When you first started walking how many times did you fall over?

**nodrog:Me** · 13th January 2010, 16:14

Originally Posted by Genie

When you first started walking how many times did you fall over?

i learnt to crawl first, so i didnt fall over fuck all.

**2wheeldrifter** · 13th January 2010, 16:14

Originally Posted by Genie

you have a point there but....it's a bit different on the road with some meaty engine between your legs when you're just learning. When you first started walking how many times did you fall over?

Is good indeed to have some big meaty thing between your legs...

oh meaty engine! ........ has been called other names before

**neels** · 13th January 2010, 16:23

Originally Posted by nodrog

how fuckin hard is it to ride fowards at your own comfort level and not fucken fall off? nobody esle is steering your bike or turning the throttle.

if you are walking down a footpath and all of a sudden there is more than 2 people, do you suddenly go spastic and swerve left into a wall? or cross the parking meter line and bin into a parked car?

how you guys survive in everyday life is beyond me.

Pretty much what I was thinking. If the racers want to race that's fine by me, if someone wants to ride faster than me they can pass me and do their thing, I'll do my thing & everybody's should be happy. I got nothing to prove to anyone.

**Mrs Cowboyz** · 13th January 2010, 17:03

Originally Posted by nodrog

how fuckin hard is it to ride fowards at your own comfort level and not fucken fall off? nobody esle is steering your bike or turning the throttle.

if you are walking down a footpath and all of a sudden there is more than 2 people, do you suddenly go spastic and swerve left into a wall? or cross the parking meter line and bin into a parked car?

how you guys survive in everyday life is beyond me.

hahahahahaha.....

that is the funniest post of the day mate!!!

**Pussy** · 13th January 2010, 17:13

Originally Posted by Stirts

you are a late 30's female? THAT explains why Gordie is always giving you the glad eye

In fairness to Gordy.... sidecar bob DOES have a pretty mouth....

**boomer** · 13th January 2010, 17:33

Originally Posted by Quasievil

I would hazard a guess that one of you or another member of this forum will be dead in the next few months due to road riding behaviour, Im hoping that I dont you and I prefer that it wasnt going to happen at all, my question to you "future dead rider" is what can you do now to stop this happening??

so whats your answer ?

Fuck a duck

**Str8 Jacket** · 13th January 2010, 17:36

Originally Posted by boomer

Fuck a duck

Oh I don't know. Fucking ducks doesnt come without its worries....

I know for a fact that someone in NZ (who I do not know personally) was caught and was at least fined for fucking a duck....

**Ixion** · 13th January 2010, 17:40

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Oh I don't know. Fucking ducks doesnt come without its worries....

I know for a fact that someone in NZ (who I do not know personally) was caught and was at least fined for fucking a duck....

Gagg. Now we have to work out who.

Lesse. Ducks is small, very small. So it must have been someone with a very small dick. So, probably a GSXR1000 rider. That narrows it down.

**The Stranger:Me** · 13th January 2010, 17:42

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Oh I don't know. Fucking ducks doesnt come without its worries....

I know for a fact that someone in NZ (who I do not know personally) was caught and was at least fined for fucking a duck....

was he a comedian?

**Str8 Jacket** · 13th January 2010, 17:46

Originally Posted by The Stranger

was he a comedian?

I honestly dont know his name, the age he was when it happened, where it happened or when it happened. All I remember was I was informed and sawit for my own eyes about 3-5 years ago and it had happened about 15-20 years earlier.

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