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  1. 16th May 2006, 17:45 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Looking for some inspiration atchally.
    Ok broken record here again.

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    BRONZ meeting tomorrow evening at The Danish House.
    All welcome for some stale bicsuits.
    Come On Big Dave and Ixion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Considering the gutter minds of some individuals on this site - could you edit the last line of above please.

    I'll be thar.
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    If all you loser that didn't belong to anything other than a STD clinic joined and supported BRONZ then motorcyclists would have a ton more clout with LTNZ and Gov't etc, just JOIN, o.k.?
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    Arsebiscuits, I missed the thread and hence the meeting.

    Apologies.

    Is there a date for the next meeting so I can chuck in my calendar?
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  5. 19th May 2006, 09:51 #50
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    Meetings in Auckland are the 3rd Wednesday of each month (except December) 7:30 pm.

    Address details etc are in the Calendar.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    This Wednesday night - I don't know how it works - but Im interested to find out. Might just listen first. (yeah right) but I'll try.
    Ha Ha only met you once but would guess someone would have to gaffa tape your visor down,got a feeling if we need a spokesman though you would be top of the list,good on ya !!

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  7. 2nd June 2006, 21:29 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by solakid
    Ha Ha only met you once but would guess someone would have to gaffa tape your visor down,got a feeling if we need a spokesman though you would be top of the list,good on ya !!

    Brummy Dave

    He said "where are you from" I said "Birmingham" he said "Sorry" I said "Birmingam" He said "yes I'm sorry"
    The old ones are the best mate.

    Nice reminder - the Trail went cold on this - but has hotted up again.
    I'm in the process of getting a few articles in the can before I go to press but it's only a part time gig - so it's not going to be for a few editions yet.

    Meanwhile We have a new BRONZ site under construction - awaiting some more data and Swanny has done some sterling work on a ride right ride safe web site.

    If any of you need some web work done - he's done a very good job for bronz.

    Meantime we meet and Mr ixion and i plan the eventual conquest of helengrad. With our combined senses of humour - it may be a long war of attrition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    ,,

    Meantime we meet and Mr ixion and i plan the eventual conquest of helengrad. With our combined senses of humour - it may be a long war of attrition.
    Humour? attrition?? what is this you speak of. I have many times said, dynamite is my choice. You line 'em up, I'll blow 'em up. Attrition is for the birds, takes too long. and I have no sense of humour I ride a BMW, remember.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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  9. 2nd June 2006, 21:42 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    I have no sense of humour I ride a BMW, remember.
    Yeah you do! - It's called 'black comedy'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Humour? attrition?? what is this you speak of. I have many times said, dynamite is my choice. You line 'em up, I'll blow 'em up. Attrition is for the birds, takes too long. and I have no sense of humour I ride a BMW, remember.
    I reckon I could get you two a gig as a double act,stand up comedy would be a good platform to bring serious motorcycling issues to public attention !!
    Failing that I reckon stratigicaly placed dynamite on state highway 1 bus lanes incoveiniently placed to cause maximum discomfort to passengers (obviously I'm not condoning blowing up busses,just the carridgeway)
    good luck with that !!
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    No, Herr von Klunken is white. Ratty is has some black but predominately red. Black is not a very safe colour for motorcycles.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by solakid
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    Failing that I reckon stratigicaly placed dynamite on state highway 1 bus lanes incoveiniently placed to cause maximum discomfort to passengers (obviously I'm not condoning blowing up busses,just the carridgeway)
    good luck with that !!
    There are no bus lanes on SH1. But if you can get dynamite, I will blow things up randomly.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaN
    Meetings in Auckland are the 3rd Wednesday of each month (except December) 7:30 pm.

    Address details etc are in the Calendar.
    Weekdays eh... I work evening shifts.

    Because I'm too lazy, anyone got a link to the BRONZ site (if they have one of course)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel
    Weekdays eh... I work evening shifts.

    Because I'm too lazy, anyone got a link to the BRONZ site (if they have one of course)
    Here is the latest from Big Dave. Not finished or live yet, but we are working on it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    The new site looks very professionally done, and a great improvement on the old one. Congratulations to all concenred.

    If I might proffer one observation, (not a criticism, just an thought), the first page (I assume it is the home page) does an excellent job of selling the sausage. But perhaps not so much on selling the sizzle ? If I know what BRONZ is and am already a supporter, or think I want to be, it will give me lots of good useful information. But if I am just a happen-along cyberspace traveller, does it reach out and grab me?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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