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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Your onto it!

    Strangely, never been asked for proof of ID. I guess I don't look/act young.
    The bastards never ask me either....... fuck 'em I say....
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    Not the same as helemt issue. But customer came into us this morning and said that at a gas Station in Gisborne she had to hand keys of vechile over before they would turn on pumps,now thats a new on me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    I always take my helmet off at the servo, takes all of 3 seconds, and lets my ears and bald spot swing in the breeze for a few minutes. can't say I care about ditching it on the ground, I don't live wrapped in cotton wall. I'll also eat food if I drop it....

    Can't say I have any reason to be wearing a helmet when not on a moving motorcycle, Hell, I'd ride without it if I wasn't weary of being spotted by a kiwibiker and the resulting 2321 outraged threads about the dangerous wanker with no helmet who is ruining it for everyone.
    You must be a Harley rider.

    You probably don't wave either

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    Quote Originally Posted by wickle View Post
    Not the same as helemt issue. But customer came into us this morning and said that at a gas Station in Gisborne she had to hand keys of vechile over before they would turn on pumps,now thats a new on me!
    Got rung up up at work by a police lass on Monday. Turns out some twat by the name of Fredrick Patawhai, who is doing runners from gas stations, is using our home address details.

    Anyone know or heard of this chap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post

    I actually do wonder how many bikes do a runner. I mean really.
    exactly,I have witnessed two pump 'n' run episodes locally,both teenagers in cars (probably stolen) and as the attendant said "it's all on camera" the most important bit being the number plate.

    I'll take my helmet off when hats,sunglasses,hoodies,scarfs etc are also required to be removed.
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    1) I doubt any gas station would give a flying fuck if they never saw another motorcycle. They make sweet FA on fuel and we generally aren't big consumers of the other stuff they sell (including pies).
    2) As noted by the very wise HDTboy, people don't offend you, it's a choice you make to be offended or not.
    3) For all the wailing and hand wringing from the fuel companies, the amounts petrol stations loose to drive offs is piddling. Figures were published in the local rag at the height of the petrol "crisis" recently. However I can't see how anyone can deny a business a reasonable right to minimise thier losses.
    4) It's courtesy. Ok, ok I know this is NZ 2009, but still - and if you are going to take it off to go in anyway, you may as well take it off early.
    5) A little tip Ixion, put your gloves down on the ground and place your helmet on your gloves.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
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    5) A little tip Ixion, put your gloves down on the ground and place your helmet on your gloves.
    Another option is put the gloves in the helmet and helmet one of the mirrors or one of the indicators. Done properly no damage will be incured.

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    I dont bother taking off the Davida, but do the shoei fullface.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    1) I doubt any gas station would give a flying fuck if they never saw another motorcycle. They make sweet FA on fuel and we generally aren't big consumers of the other stuff they sell (including pies).
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    5) A little tip Ixion, put your gloves down on the ground and place your helmet on your gloves.
    Ewwwhh . have you seen some of the people that walk on that ground ? I ain't putting nothing that can't be steamcleaned onto it. And whilst the petrol stations may not care about my relatively miserly motorcycle, if the lose my custom they lose it not just for the bikes but for the Bottomless Fuel Tank called Pajero too. And that I suspect they do care about. not to mention magazines, drinks coffee etc.

    Point is , "service" stations have not just long since ceased to have any perspective of "service", they are now becoming actively ANTI-service. Where not merely do they fail to make the process of the transaction painless, they deliberately go out of their way to make it as painful as possible.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Another option is put the gloves in the helmet and helmet one of the mirrors or one of the indicators. Done properly no damage will be incured.

    Done properly, much damage will be incurred if attempted on a KRT BMW
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Another option is put the gloves in the helmet and helmet one of the mirrors or one of the indicators. Done properly no damage will be incured.
    Yeah ok, but life has taught me a few things, and I know this one is really basic, but the amazing thing is how few people actually get it.








    If you place something on the ground it can never ever fall there.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    No. But some dick will kick it, drive over it, spew on it, or piss in it. Guaranteed
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    If you place something on the ground it can never ever fall there.
    True but someone could trip over it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Done properly, much damage will be incurred if attempted on a KRT BMW
    Bull shit. Anyway helmets sit nicely on early K series tanks and seats.

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