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  1. #106
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    I'll be damned if I'm going to put my helmet or gloves on the filthy forecourt when I can wear it safely on my head out of harm's way.
    If it wasn't for a concise set of rules, we might have to resort to common sense!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Point is , "service" stations have not just long since ceased to have any perspective of "service", they are now becoming actively ANTI-service. Where not merely do they fail to make the process of the transaction painless, they deliberately go out of their way to make it as painful as possible.
    Of course you are correct there. Gone are the days of popping into the local for a beer and a chat.


    The local Shell used to keep the beer at the back of the Coke on the bottom shelf.

    Mind you, I guess you can't take crates of beer into the cinemas these days either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    True but someone could trip over it .
    Fuck em, if they can't watch where they're going that's their problem.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Fuck em, if they can't watch where they're going that's their problem.
    But but its usually the rider that trips....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Bull shit. Anyway helmets sit nicely on early K series tanks and seats.
    The indicators are flush with the fairing. And the mirrors are streamlined into the fairing and point downwards. And whilst the tank is reasonably safe, pray tell me how you would rest your helmet on the tank whilst at the same time filling the tank?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    The indicators are flush with the fairing. And the mirrors are streamlined into the fairing and point downwards. And whilst the tank is reasonably safe, pray tell me how you would rest your helmet on the tank whilst at the same time filling the tank?
    You open the visor.

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    Cant say I've had any problems wh filling up ay, even on the lame pre-pay (cmon whos knows EXACTLY how much the bike will take till its properly full)

    Usally a wave at the kid inside who waves back and ya fill it up. Wander in to pay wh your lid under you arm like a indy driver
    (maybe a slight swagger if your REALL cool) and your sorted
    For mine is the suffering, and the power, and the glory, two wheels for ever and ever, amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    pray tell me how you would rest your helmet on the tank whilst at the same time filling the tank?
    Place the helmet central on the filler, open the visor and feed the nozzle over the chin bar?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordieBoy View Post
    You must be a Harley rider.

    You probably don't wave either
    Do you want the "Just for Kiwibiker" answer or the real answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    Bull shit. Anyway helmets sit nicely on early K series tanks and seats.
    You don't live in Wellington do you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    You don't live in Wellington do you?
    Last time I was there al the fortcourts where reasonably flat. Has anything changed in 2 months? Oh the slight breeze you mean? Had no problems when I worked in the Freyberge building for three years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    You open the visor.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wozzanmae
    Place the helmet central on the filler, open the visor and feed the nozzle over the chin bar?
    Epic FAIL

    I just went round to the servo and TRIED this. Because of the angle of the visor , even when open, when you stick the nozzle, AND your hand/arm gripping the squeezy trigger thing in through the opening, you can't rotate enough to stick the nozzle down the filler hole. Your arm hits the visor.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Epic FAIL

    I just went round to the servo and TRIED this. Because of the angle of the visor , even when open, when you stick the nozzle, AND your hand/arm gripping the squeezy trigger thing in through the opening, you can't rotate enough to stick the nozzle down the filler hole. Your arm hits the visor.
    Don't all BMW owners have those flip top heads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonez View Post
    You open the visor.
    nice
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Well, I'm about to head down the pre-pay servo, remove my helmet, gas up, then head towards the saddle road.

    SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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