Pootling home from werk tonight, around 7:30. Swung onto the Soufn at Te Irangawhatsit, and a couple of k norfbound, spotted a single tail light stationary on the shoulder. Oh, methinks, a biker in trouble maybe. So, I pulled across and came in behind him, to stop and check.
Then when I got a few bike lengths behind him, and took a closer look (until then I was mainly watching my mirrors in case some dork decides to rear end me), I see written (quite big) across the back of the bike "POLICE" and some stripes n stuff, and panniers. Oops, it's just a bikey cop lying in wait to ping BadMens speeding (not me, I never speed, speed kills, this I know , the gubbermint tells me so).
One of my general policies is never to hang around in the presence of the plod longer than absolutely unavoidable. So figuring he didnt need any help from me, I kicked into first, and pulled back into traffic (gave him a wee wave as I did so, just to be sociable, like - nuthin against them ).
Minute or so later , my little voice started shrieking "Dude, wake up, what's wrong with this picture"
Well, what was wrong was, first the rider was wearing a red hi-vis (not green-yellow). Second he was wearing a dark helmet, not white.
Third, didn't really take a lot of notice of the bike, being more concerned about watching traffic, like, but, although big and tourier-like (ie not a sprots bike) I don't think it was one of the late BMWs.
So, what gives? Has Officer Mikey of illustrious memory broken loose? or does he have an emulator? Or have the plod changed their livery ? Or what?
Yes' I'm absolutely sure aboute the "POLICE" Quite big letters, reflective, I saw it very clearly. And stripes.
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