I like playing up when there is a car in front at the lights with kids in it, you know, turned around staring at me.
Then I go from cool to loonie in about 3 seconds
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They love it, then you ride off![]()
I like playing up when there is a car in front at the lights with kids in it, you know, turned around staring at me.
Then I go from cool to loonie in about 3 seconds
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They love it, then you ride off![]()
Blast From The Past Axis of Oil
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
So far I've only had that when I've been a pedestrian at night walking past houses with high fences and dogs hiding behind them - deliberately breathing softly so you don't know they're there until they let rip with a loud bark that shatters the calm of the night and jolts you out of your reverie.
Bastards.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Inside my helmet I mostly mutter about the driving habits of cage pilots. My most oft muttering is "some fuckin' indication would be nice".![]()
Had both Masties hanging out the van window when a bike split up to the front of the lights, each dog had about 1/2 a metre of slime from each side of their mouths, hehehe
He stopped in front of me and all I could see across one shoulder and his back were 4 perfect goobie lines![]()
Blast From The Past Axis of Oil
Has anyone else noticed that the word "FUCK" sounds wonderfully loud and sharp, when spoken within the confines of a helmet????![]()
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Fark I'm not a closet loonie like you weirdo's....
I do all the above without my helmet on... wherever I am!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Unlike those of weaker constitutions... I have no problem holding my dinner... except whn Disco starts talking about his love-life(or at least his fantasy's of having one...)
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
big tough biker people. (politically correct )
better shut this thread down or word will get out.
so when is the musical gonna happen?![]()
and yep i sing, head bob.
but i might try a few i have read on here.
Lost in USA
HAHAHAHA!! Thanks every one, this has been great to readI was wondering if I was alone in this the other day.. obviously not though
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I love laughing like a maniac, riding with my MP3 Player on... that way I can't hear myself and I sound brilliant, seeing where I can move on the bike safely, tryin 2 reach the front mud guard, Talkin to my bike, talkin to myself, over takin cars whilst head bopping along to music, waving at tourists/kids in cars up front, when the road is empty swerving between the white dotted lines (practicing counter steering
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One tip though.. if it's foggy, don't laugh or sing at the top of your lungs as you're visor tends to fog up... a LOT!![]()
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Thanks for startin this Lorax, now I no longer have to wonder
I also tend to go giggle a whole lot![]()
Usually when ive just smoked off some car fag trying to race me i crack up and my visor goes all foggy.
I'll admit to nothing else![]()
Are you my long lost brother? The only thing more surprising to how often I find myself doing this is that someone else also does it.
Especially on the commute to work. It is 12km of striaght road and I find myself making up all sorts of rhymes which simply dont.. and inevitably end up with FUCK/duck/truck...........
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