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    I like playing up when there is a car in front at the lights with kids in it, you know, turned around staring at me.
    Then I go from cool to loonie in about 3 seconds

    They love it, then you ride off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondini View Post
    AHHHH Yes singing loudly..."looking at you through the glass,dont know how much time has past..but god it feels like forever and noone told you that forever feels like oh sitting all alone inside your head..."Is the current favourite:spudbooge :spudguita And what...???? does noone else bark at dogs???? :spudwhat:And I make big motorbike noises
    rode past a HUGE dog hanging out of a car window... splitting past the car.. the dog barked just as I got level with him... just about jumped right off my bike!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    rode past a HUGE dog hanging out of a car window... splitting past the car.. the dog barked just as I got level with him... just about jumped right off my bike!!!

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    So far I've only had that when I've been a pedestrian at night walking past houses with high fences and dogs hiding behind them - deliberately breathing softly so you don't know they're there until they let rip with a loud bark that shatters the calm of the night and jolts you out of your reverie.

    Bastards.
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    Inside my helmet I mostly mutter about the driving habits of cage pilots. My most oft muttering is "some fuckin' indication would be nice".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    rode past a HUGE dog hanging out of a car window... splitting past the car.. the dog barked just as I got level with him... just about jumped right off my bike!!!

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    Had both Masties hanging out the van window when a bike split up to the front of the lights, each dog had about 1/2 a metre of slime from each side of their mouths, hehehe
    He stopped in front of me and all I could see across one shoulder and his back were 4 perfect goobie lines
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    Has anyone else noticed that the word "FUCK" sounds wonderfully loud and sharp, when spoken within the confines of a helmet????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodgyiti View Post
    Had both Masties hanging out the van window when a bike split up to the front of the lights, each dog had about 1/2 a metre of slime from each side of their mouths, hehehe
    He stopped in front of me and all I could see across one shoulder and his back were 4 perfect goobie lines
    You bastard!
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    Fark I'm not a closet loonie like you weirdo's....

    I do all the above without my helmet on... wherever I am!
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    Unlike those of weaker constitutions... I have no problem holding my dinner... except whn Disco starts talking about his love-life (or at least his fantasy's of having one...)
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Unlike those of weaker constitutions... I have no problem holding my dinner... except whn Disco starts talking about his love-life (or at least his fantasy's of having one...)
    You don't mind making sure other people don't hold theirs though do you cola?
    This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorax View Post
    Anyone else crack themselves up while riding in your own little world that is 'The Helmet'?

    I find myself making ridiculous faces, along with body postures, reminiscient of how a 7 year old boy would if he were imagining riding a Harley. Then I bloody crack up. Ridiculous. But fun.

    Say I'm not alone in this!

    Or singing a song really loud? And if the motorway's empty, tooting along with my shit but enthusiastic singing?

    Hmmm? Others?
    Toughen up man. It's a male thing you don't have to tell everyone about it.

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    big tough...

    big tough biker people. (politically correct )
    better shut this thread down or word will get out.
    so when is the musical gonna happen?



    and yep i sing, head bob.

    but i might try a few i have read on here.
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    HAHAHAHA!! Thanks every one, this has been great to read I was wondering if I was alone in this the other day.. obviously not though

    I love laughing like a maniac, riding with my MP3 Player on... that way I can't hear myself and I sound brilliant , seeing where I can move on the bike safely, tryin 2 reach the front mud guard, Talkin to my bike, talkin to myself, over takin cars whilst head bopping along to music, waving at tourists/kids in cars up front, when the road is empty swerving between the white dotted lines (practicing counter steering ) etc..

    One tip though.. if it's foggy, don't laugh or sing at the top of your lungs as you're visor tends to fog up... a LOT!

    Thanks for startin this Lorax, now I no longer have to wonder

    I also tend to go giggle a whole lot

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    Usually when ive just smoked off some car fag trying to race me i crack up and my visor goes all foggy.

    I'll admit to nothing else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorax View Post
    So true! I often find myself singing/yelling stuff like "That car was green, that one is black, I hate the wind, wish I lived in-a-nicer-place (at speed), fuck that didn't rhyme, oh well next time (stoked with myself for that one ), look at that truck, fuck a duck a duck"

    Then with increasing volume I repeat the last line till I need to concentrate again.

    "Fuck a duck a duck! Fuck a duck a duck! FUCK A DUCK A DUCK! FUCK A DUCK A DUCK! La la-la-la laaaa! " Then Bahahahahaha in laughter.
    Are you my long lost brother? The only thing more surprising to how often I find myself doing this is that someone else also does it.

    Especially on the commute to work. It is 12km of striaght road and I find myself making up all sorts of rhymes which simply dont.. and inevitably end up with FUCK/duck/truck...........

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