What sex is your bike?

[inlinefour]

My bikes are all girls.

It raises an interesting point, that we liken our bikes, (usually) to the opposite sex to ourselves. Is it because they are the ones we love, but still get grief from them? If so, then they are family, friends, and a whole list of other things too. Not usually work tho, cos a lot of people just feel it's an inconvenience.

Anyhoo, my bikes are also whores, they'll let anyone ride them, shit, that makes me a PIMP!

With most things there is a right way and a wrong was, but with wimmin, its just their way. Remember this and you might go along way...

[SpeedyGirl]

Which bike???? The DRZ400 was Bob, shitty custard yellow, so Sponge Box Queer Pants.
The CBR600RR is Liz, curvy and nice to touch with bumps and curves in all the right places. However she would bitchslap me if I ever treated her badly...

Too right!!!! I like to be treated nicely!!

[inlinefour]

Too right!!!! I like to be treated nicely!!

I thought Liz was quietly parked at Energy Honda awaiting a new owner. Who the fark let her on here????????

[SpeedyGirl]

I thought Liz was quietly parked at Energy Honda awaiting a new owner. Who the fark let her on here????????

I'm never 'quietly' parked anywhere

[inlinefour]

I'm never 'quietly' parked anywhere

I'll have to tread lightly around here, unless an offer of a spanking is forthcoming.

[SpeedyGirl]

I'll have to tread lightly around here, unless an offer of a spanking is forthcoming.

only if you are a good boy!

[inlinefour]

only if you are a good boy!

Depends on who you have been talking to whether I'm good or bad. I've got the boy bit sussed out though...

[Templar]

My bike must be the absolute perfect female, because I still haven never seen either of em

[cheese]

I've had quite a few definate female bikes. Well they had to be because they were cunts!

[Indiana_Jones]

All machines are refered to a females.

mine is female

though when it plays you I tend to call it a "stupid bastard!"

-Indy

[centaurus]

though when it plays you I tend to call it a "stupid bastard!"
-Indy

That's where you're wrong mate. They're never stupid. They always know perfectly what they're doing, and they're doing it only to piss you off

[Hanne]

My Madison is definately female.
Although this may have only happened recently.
Who knows, maybe the purple paint job to cover up her redness was akin to a sex change operation? Redefining of self?
I have only know her since afterward the paint though, so to me, she is definately a girl.

[avgas]

It takes your money away....therefore female.
Just like Tax, there was no tax until women got involved.

[Hanne]

But I don't think that all bikes are neccessarily female... squiggles started out on a dark blue RGV250, and Roger (the RGV) was definately male.
He went for over two years worth of thousands of Kms and never complained, denying the pain of dirty spark plugs even when it would've been in his best interests to say something. Kind of like when my dad's finger had an altercation with a soccer ball and ended up at 90 degrees from the next finger over... he kept playing. The finger went purple. Do you want the gory details of the shotgun operation? maybe not. i guess my point is that neither of them reacted to what was wrong. So manly.
Until your RGV blows up on you...
which Roger didn't, so actually I don't know what my point was there.

Put ice on you finger straight away if you break it, maybe?

[MadDuck]

riding a male just doesn't do it for me.

hmmm...does it for me My bike is often reffered to as "you bastard"