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    [QUOTE=slowpoke;1047278]Hence you ride a sidecar so there is guaranteed to be a shag available whether they like it or not?
    Cheeky shit. Oh christ, Scrivys turned up, its going to end up in the gutter now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    Never quite understood this...do you kiss ya chick goodnight and say "I'll see ya in about 8hours *grrrrrrr*" and get some shut-eye?








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    If I ever found the right guy....itd be me riding the bike, him on behind! So both at the same time for me

    One day I hope that dream will come true....
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    ....heard you've done it before Bob.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    ....heard you've done it before Bob.....
    Joni!! Scrivys going off topic.

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    Going off topic??? W.T.F.???? Have you read your topic and replies????

    Mind you, have you noticed that I only come on when it starts to get juicy.........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ratusratus View Post
    a quick wank and a ride???
    at the same time would be interesting!!lol
    have you got a tank cover
    No he doesn't - he thinks we can't see him if he wears a tinted visor!!!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    well geezzz this is easy .. motorbike .. (since there is no nor will there ever be a missus & currently no Mr )

    & since riding a bike is kinda better than sex, always guranteed to leave you satisfied, never has a headache & always willing to take you for a ride (& never cheats, never lies, not selfish )






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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    If I ever found the right guy....itd be me riding the bike, him on behind! So both at the same time for me

    One day I hope that dream will come true....
    You got custom leathers then? Or just get a strap on and strap it to the tank... hehe

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    If it had to be a choice... one or the other...

    I would have to make it worthwhile and shag most of the day... or i'd just get bored the rest of the day... and want to go riding.

    Mcycle ride I think would have to be my choice though. Plenty of time for getting my freak on, other times...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Oh christ, Scrivys turned up, its going to end up in the gutter now.
    What's the thread title again?
    Nothing like a dawn-breaker, morning glory ...then a
    But if I had to choose it'd be a bike ride fer sure!
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    Depends- did I get lovin' the night before? If so, then riding I go
    If not, lets get down to business then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    What's the thread title again?
    Nothing like a dawn-breaker, morning glory ...then a
    But if I had to choose it'd be a bike ride fer sure!
    Oh cheers, Thanks i'll remember that. Its supply & demand aint it? You havent ridden your bike for six weeks.

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    mmm hard choice
    as gob said a dawner-ride- and then a night cap
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    errr one I ride twice a day - the other twice a week (3 out of 4 anyway).

    You work it out...! (And yes it is the obvious answer)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    You got custom leathers then? Or just get a strap on and strap it to the tank... hehe

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    If it had to be a choice... one or the other...

    I would have to make it worthwhile and shag most of the day... or i'd just get bored the rest of the day... and want to go riding.

    Mcycle ride I think would have to be my choice though. Plenty of time for getting my freak on, other times...
    Dont get me started....I'll wait patiently for that dream lol!~
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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