McJim loose on the road

[Scouse]

Och - you and your fantasies lassie. Slip yer man a viagra or something and stop fantasizing aboot other wimmins fellas!

Seriously though, yes, I have monocular vision. It's a lot more common than you think.

It's never stopped Sarge.

So we should be calling ya McCyclops

[McJim]

So we should be calling ya McCyclops

Aye - among other things....

[Donor]

Aye - among other things....

...ooh, you mean like... no, no! Put down that claymore you mad bast....

[McJim]

...ooh, you mean like... no, no! Put down that claymore you mad bast....

And we must now refer to Donor as Nigella...oh and I have a small trophy to add to my collection.....

[Mom]

I do wonder about one eyed people, they are allowed to drive? Because one of my eyes are perfect, the other is somewhat less so. Which I'm afraid may hold me back with passing the learner's. (could always wear glasses all the time.... but I'd rather not, I never wear glasses)

As Mc(I have a full, and insurance!)Jim said, go get a little bit of paper from an optometrist to say you can see with one eye....easy peasy!!!!!!!

[terbang]

So we should be calling ya McCyclops

Yeah McCyclops on his McCycl...Oh well it was a try.

[McJim]

Yeah McCyclops on his McCycl...Oh well it was a try.

Aye - very trying...it was a very tiring trying time for terbang....now go and check your altimeter.