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    lol I stuck in a question

    lol love the guzzi one

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    Hmm, the dude selling the bike sure has hell has a black-belt in Engrish and Chinkalese eh?

    Still, top marks for persistence!!

    (BTW, while not knowing anything about performance/reliability of said scoot it LOOKS just as ghey as most any other sprotsbike I've ever seen)
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    This guy takes the meaning of "tardme" to a whole new level lol

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    bahahahahhaahahahah that is hilarious!!!!


    big ups to the kbr's that note that they are kbers for entertainmetn value

    that was brilliant.

    hahahahah
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    farkin funny alright yohoho
    you guys are a riot, you should be on tv or something
    The trouble with this is the guy aint biting
    On the other hand maybe he is taking the piss out of you lot and is waiting to see who is the stupidest
    you know what would be really funny- do it to a kbr and egg him on when he comes onto this forum whining and crying about trademe and when he has one day to go on his auction tell him it was a big joke by his pals!!!
    and everyone can have a big laugh together!!
    Its always funny to see your "mate" spit the dummy

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimBob View Post
    farkin funny alright yohoho
    you guys are a riot, you should be on tv or something
    The trouble with this is the guy aint biting
    On the other hand maybe he is taking the piss out of you lot and is waiting to see who is the stupidest
    you know what would be really funny- do it to a kbr and egg him on when he comes onto this forum whining and crying about trademe and when he has one day to go on his auction tell him it was a big joke by his pals!!!
    and everyone can have a big laugh together!!
    Its always funny to see your "mate" spit the dummy
    jeez man........spread some love

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    I almost feel sorry for the seller, he seems quite sincere, although clueless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    I almost feel sorry for the seller, he seems quite sincere, although clueless.
    I agree fully....

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    Hey guys, be nice here. There are things U don't know...

    I know this trader. He arrived from the northern Chingsui province to NZ last Christmas. He has 7 children that have never had a Christmas present. His wife died of the local strain of the Chicken Flu. (Called the Chingsui-drop-dead-chiken-chop-sui) When he arrived he only spoke ChingsuiWonTon. He is now studying english at the same time he works nights at the Pet Food factory in Henderson. As he lives in Howick and has no driver licence he uses a push bike to get to work. As he can not leave his children alone at home he takes them with him on the push bike to work. (One fell off last night and he will go back searching today when his boss lets him off work).

    The idea was that by selling these bikes he would be able to afford to buy all his kids a Teletubby for Christmas (Tinky Winky is their favorite). And bring his sister and her 17 children here too, and buy them all a Teletubby too for Christmas (They have yet to make their mind up re if it will be a Lala or NooNoo the little sucker). But if you guys keep on making it tricky for him he will never achieve this dream of his.

    So, could you live with that on your concience??

    Oh, and I now know where my daughters pink 3 wheeler disappeared...

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    No way! Feel sorry for a guy who's trying to make a quick buck of chinese crap? The build quality aint there - it may be in time but it aint there at the moment. It doesn't matter where you go if you want to sell to the locals - at least learn to speak the local language!
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    some of the comments arnt funny, there just rude.

    If everyone is so "he should not sell this crap on tm for some retard to buy it thinking its a wof legal motorbike" why don't you post stuff like "this bike will not pass a vin and won't be able to get a wof, its more of an OFF road toy not a motorbike, spares will be hard to get."

    No need to make fun of somones poor english skills, I don't think the bike should be for sale on trademe, but its not my right to rubbish his auction like some of you guys are doing. I don't like how some pople put kb on the auction too.

    I know what the problem is, you guys obviously have no fun, i'll give you a tip for fun - go ride ya bikes you homosexual fag nut licking hicks.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    No way! Feel sorry for a guy who's trying to make a quick buck of chinese crap? The build quality aint there - it may be in time but it aint there at the moment. It doesn't matter where you go if you want to sell to the locals - at least learn to speak the local language!
    There are better ways to get the message across... you don’t have to be rude and drag KB through the crap while you do it..

    If people were genuinely concerned they would post well articulated concerns that would hit the target and make potential buyers realise this is not the best bike for a learner in NZ... now all people see are a group of wankers from a place called KB acting like arseholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    jeez man........spread some love
    You dont think it would be funny? hilarious?

    Why else would the comedians use their Trademe logons if they didnt expect some good natured banter next time they tried to run an auction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    There are better ways to get the message across... you don’t have to be rude and drag KB through the crap while you do it..

    If people were genuinely concerned they would post well articulated concerns that would hit the target and make potential buyers realise this is not the best bike for a learner in NZ... now all people see are a group of wankers from a place called KB acting like arseholes.
    wot she said
    dont waste your time or time will waste you

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    I assume all who posted their 'funny' comments to the seller of the bike would be just as happy if a bunch of people took the piss out of them for their inabilities and weakness's?

    Good, it's nice to know that.!!
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