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    You hit a mesh fence at 300kph, naked. What would happen?

    Yes it's in bad taste, but really.
    Would you be minced into a hundred diamond-shaped bits like a chip-slicer, or just be stuck half in it, or crash straight through it and make a big hole? Or bounce off, or just be crushed like hitting a concrete wall, because maybe the body is too solid to be sliced up like that.
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    How fast is the fence going?

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    You'd get a bad strain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    How fast is the fence going?
    The same speed as the ground. So, relatively, 300kph, from your brief perspective.

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    Would it be like water - hit it hard and it reacts like concrete?

    I bet if the holes were bigger you'd get sliced. I wonder what the optimum hole size would be for maximum sliceage?

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    Why dont you give it a try and let us know how it goes
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    If your willy is bigger than one of the holes then it may hurt a little, otherwise you'd prob be OK

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    If your willy is bigger than one of the holes then it may hurt a little, otherwise you'd prob be OK
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Yes it's in bad taste, but really.
    Would you be minced into a hundred diamond-shaped bits like a chip-slicer, or just be stuck half in it, or crash straight through it and make a big hole? Or bounce off, or just be crushed like hitting a concrete wall, because maybe the body is too solid to be sliced up like that.
    The soft bits would go through and be sliced and the hard bits i.e. helmet,boots bones would get stuck in the fence.Strange topic.

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    I'm talking about your normal wire mesh, but this sure would have an effect... High-tensile Welded Razor Wire Mesh!
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    I'm picking you'd just tear a big hole in the wire

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    Quote Originally Posted by slopster View Post
    I'm picking you'd just tear a big hole in the wire
    my guess is you wouldn't care
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    when wiley coyete does it, he distends the fence, which then catupults him backwards and upwards.

    The damage is then done by falling into a van of mousetraps or into a canyon.

    So I suppose that is the crucial factor.
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