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  1. 27th June 2007, 10:41 #46
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    third attempt.

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  2. 27th June 2007, 10:47 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Fuckit, the way this cow was leading me on, she deserves it.
    Alright, that's it...I'm with Sniper, I'm going to kill that Biatch!!!

    What a bloody moody cow! God knows I took my time, but that is just stoooopid.

    Even I would have given in to my moves...
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  3. 27th June 2007, 11:14 #48
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    Fuck it, no-one in R'totos is this hard to put away.
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    So what? Now you want us to build a rape simulator? I hear Manhunt 2 is coming out soon
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  5. 27th June 2007, 11:54 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    So what? Now you want us to build a rape simulator? I hear Manhunt 2 is coming out soon
    $5 says something like this has already come out of Japan.
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  6. 27th June 2007, 11:58 #51
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    Heck no, I wouldn't take that bet! There's some seriously freaky stuff to have come out of there!
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    The only time I can get the bitch to strip is when we play truth or dare in the spa lol.

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    Whos gonna spill the secret. She keeps getting tired and going to bed so I get a 7.
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  10. 27th June 2007, 15:50 #55
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    Bloody hell, how did you do that on the 3rd try waylander
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    Blardy hell..she shows me all her stuff, then tells me to fark off...story of my life..7/10
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    Damn it all, i have spent all day trying to get into the bedroom, every time i get asked the computer goes funny, sigh, or i get one out of ten, I'm so glad I'm not a guy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sallo View Post
    I'm so glad I'm not a guy!
    I thought we'd have an advantage of this one - picking up a girl and all I can only get to 7...
    Hmm, maybe I should just stick to seducing my own hubby?
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    thats it i give up.........i reckon shes a rug munching feminist.....
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    Damn I'm good! I've had her in the bed, in the Jeep (outside the shop) and in the living room... be nice but not too nice...
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