Originally Posted by Kittyhawk
The original Disco
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
unless you can prove it.
To Sky television:
I pay for the programs, I don't pay for fucking adverts. Get rid of them. Bastards.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Tornado Alley
nah... all the CTV cameras around these days, I would get sprung...
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
same with the Speed cameras .. it was a big bastard on a blue and white bike .
like how many of THOSE are around ..?.
Kittyhawk4Doc
I must be nuts, Skidmark is going to be my flat mate!
Im going to corrupt the poor bastard!
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Tornado Alley
Yeah, that'll be Dallas...
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
or the 9000 GSXR's roaming Auckland
Tornado Alley
Nah, they are usually skinny little runts... big bastards narrows it down to one...
Aargh, photos!
Breaking a wrist, AGAIN
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Whip it, whip it good!
Quick question here, I once complained bitterly about people parking in disabled parks outside out Post shop, or whatever guise it operates under now. I was told nothing could be done as it was a private carpark?
I would suggest removing the vavles from their tyresIf ya PM me your cellphone number I'll ring you first. Be a good way to earn ya quota and I'm sure hitting these tards financially will hurt them just as much. Although if they are still there I guess a tow truck can still be called after the ticket has been issued?but then they are stuck where they shouldn't be. Public humiliation is probably a better option. Make your call to Patrick, then sit behind them till he arrives. If they happen to get there before him just sit tight and berate them noisily for their selfish attitudes.
STEVE!
Poor you... hows he gonna pay rent, run his car, pay for the zxr engine, pay for the zxr, and get his vfr finished?
Rest In Peace
Good call agree holeheartedly.My ma in law has had knee surgery and we told her to apply for parking sticker for disabled,great for her to shop close and then you get idiots using them because it's raining.The thing that now pisses me off the most lately is the wankers, tosspots and fucktards who think they can park their vehicle in the disabled park or parks. I now park in my car behind theirs so the cannot get out and grab the cellphone and call for the towage truck. Kiss my cripple arse you farkers!!!
Also when I had radiotherapy at Palmy hospital the oncology dept would give you a blue card to place on the dash,theory was you could park close to doors by oncology dept,couple of times cars would just park in the spaces,one lady got pissed off one day and parked behind an illegally parked car.They both came out at similar time,lady in wrong park started to bitch about some silly cunt parking and blocking her in.
Lady who had just taken friend in for treatment replied,it's two cunts and which unit were you in,did you forget your card?Last we saw was an embarressed lady muttering to herself,just as towtruck operator came to tow the car away.Seems a nurse noticed no card on dash.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Sir Cumference
With a hole in your heart, you probably qualify for a disability parking permit...
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Tornado Alley
Make it loud so EVERYONE looks at the able bodied tosser nicking your parking place... He/She aint going to do much about it but accept the ticket just so they can get the hell out of there...Quick question here, I once complained bitterly about people parking in disabled parks outside out Post shop, or whatever guise it operates under now. I was told nothing could be done as it was a private carpark?
Public parking means public road. Parking outside Postshop wouild also be public place/road? Disabled parking spaces have to have the wheelchair symbol pained on the road and a sign... from memory, $40 fine. Unsure about towage...
If they happen to get there before him just sit tight and berate them noisily for their selfish attitudes.
Kittyhawk4Doc
Lol Dont care as long as I get paid.
Poor you... hows he gonna pay rent, run his car, pay for the zxr engine, pay for the zxr, and get his vfr finished?
He turned up with stuff in his car so I started to move everything out of the spare room....He played playstation then left! I yelled out the window "whats up" took one look at me and drove off in a hurry....I rang and left a message on his cell but havent heard from him since.
No one fucks around with this Kitty! He had his chance.
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
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