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    Hawberries

    My daughter is looking for some hawberries.
    Does anyone around Auckland have some that they wouldn't mind parting with please?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    WHAT is a hawberry?
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    WHAT is a hawberry?

    A hookers boobs
    I cannot put my finger on it now, the child has grown the dream has gone

    there'll be no more aaarrrrrggghhhhh but you may feel a little sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockbuddy View Post
    A hookers boobs
    No, those are whore berries, or in street lingo - ho berries

    What we are looking for here are the berries of a Hawthorn bush.

    She's probably been watching River Cottage on TV too much....
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    After reading your post i got intruged and googled them,

    I must say they do look yummy and would be interested in what your daughter is making with them and also i would like to hear about the taste
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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeejunkie View Post
    After reading your post i got intruged and googled them,

    I must say they do look yummy and would be interested in what your daughter is making with them and also i would like to hear about the taste



    Try this:
    http://www.rivercottage.net/Seasonal...wSinSauce.aspx

    Used as a Chinese style dipping sauce - excellent with roast duck but you’ll also find it great for perking up marinades, stirring into beef or pork casseroles - you could even try adding a spoonful or two to shepherd’s pie.

    Kind of a bitter-sweet taste.

    I'm picking The Stranger's daughter has watched River Cottage on Prime the other night and someone has gone duck shooting???

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    My daughter is looking for some hawberries.
    Does anyone around Auckland have some that they wouldn't mind parting with please?

    Just in case you don't find any, tell her that you can substitute cherry tomatoes for hawberries to give a variation on most Chinese recipes or similar that call for hawberries. Better if they aren't too ripe.

    Yumm....I'm feeling hungry....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    No, those are whore berries, or in street lingo - ho berries

    What we are looking for here are the berries of a Hawthorn bush.

    She's probably been watching River Cottage on TV too much....
    Bingo.
    She manages to get me along on some wierd flights of fancy at times. Still this one is cheaper than the goat, which wound up costing several hundred dollars for the spit too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Hawberry

    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    WHAT is a hawberry?
    Its how you pronounce Strawberry when you have a cold.

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    there are stretches of hawthorn hedge down Beaver Road West (south of Bombay!) and in the fields behind Plantbarn garden centre on Botany rd. Quite a few islolated road side shrubs aroun Papakura/Drury... depends where you are...

    PS- apologies if this is a sensible answer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fliplid View Post
    there are stretches of hawthorn hedge down Beaver Road West (south of Bombay!) and in the fields behind Plantbarn garden centre on Botany rd. Quite a few islolated road side shrubs aroun Papakura/Drury... depends where you are...

    PS- apologies if this is a sensible answer!
    Yeah, kind of hard to know here if sensibile is expected or not.
    Thank you for that. Would be good a little closer to West Auckland, but I shall check it out anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Its how you pronounce Strawberry when you have a cold.
    Or Swine flu
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    Quote Originally Posted by fliplid View Post
    there are stretches of hawthorn hedge down Beaver Road West
    Which I maintain is the most awesome-ly named exit around
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Which I maintain is the most awesome-ly named exit around
    Yes I must admit I have always wanted to go down Beaver road.














    The dirt track is getting a bit boring.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Yes I must admit I have always wanted to go down Beaver road.














    The dirt track is getting a bit boring.


    Hmmm..... that's going to make explaining the daughter difficult....

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