Joker on trademe

**Molly** · 12th May 2009, 20:19

We could all go on and have a laugh with him? Ask a few stupid questions etc.

**sparky.scott** · 12th May 2009, 20:23

Originally Posted by vifferman

Yes, there are. I've currently got small amber ones with bayonet fittings (which are not easy to get hold of) in my clear flushmount confiminators. The standard ones are 21W, clear, wedge types, and larger, as the OEM indicators are bigger. There are also some that are amber but silvered so when they're not illuminated, they look clear or silvery.
There are other kinds too: various sizes of wedge, bayonet, festoon, etc in various wattages, and in both incandescent and LED.

Dont forget halogen

Originally Posted by Ixion

Have you considered using one of those electronic flasher units. About $20 from Supercheap or Repco. They flash at the right rate regardless of bulb wattage. I have the same problem with the older two strokes, and an electronic flasher sorts it out quick and simple. Pretty much a straight replacement electrically, y' may need to twiddle mountings a bit.

Try a tridon flasher unit, more expensive but always do the job

**Conquiztador** · 13th May 2009, 03:07

To be retarded you would have to been tarded to starters but then lost it somehow. Then some friendly soul can tard you again to make you retarded. Maybe using a brush or one of those handy-tardy spray bombs that many of the current retards tend to use on their neighbours walls.

Or perhaps you are able to buy tard somewhere. Maybe even on TardMe? Then you can tard your self and stay tarded so you never have to become retarded.

Or perhaps you could use one of those indicator flasher units to turn the tardness on and off. You would then do the tard on-off-on-off infinitum. Or until you got tired of the tardness and traded it for something more useful. Like a pumpkin. But then if you lost the pumpkin you would become pumpkinless and you would have to get another one to be repumpkined. ( I have heard that this can sometimes happen automatically at midnight!) And watch out so you dont get short changed and end up with a artichoke. That could hurt if you were to reartichoke your self!

**Cr1MiNaL** · 13th May 2009, 12:37

Lol...............

**Conquiztador** · 26th May 2009, 09:45

This chap/chapesse clearly is in the business of selling heaps of imported stuff. And looking at the feedback not doing badly.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Lis...member=1887388

Could do with some more info re what he/she is selling thou...

**Insanity_rules** · 26th May 2009, 21:38

Just remember arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win your still a retard.

So sit back relax and save this guys listings so you can have a good laugh at some of his other answers. take this jem for example, I laughed so hard I think I pee'd a little. Submitted for your approval http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-219786663.htm

Loving the Chinglish!

It is Very COOL design with really good quality!!! I can't wait to get a pair for the Ducati!!!! No wait did I say can't wait?

PS..... read this one too, its a riot http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-220003450.htm I'm laughing so hard my wife thinks I've lost it.

Originally Posted by Molly

We could all go on and have a laugh with him? Ask a few stupid questions etc.

I've already started.