Yes we are terribly sorry but this got to be the Number 1 on the "list of popular reposts".
Yes we are terribly sorry but this got to be the Number 1 on the "list of popular reposts".
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
its a first for me
bit mushy for my taste but point well made re: bikers are people too!![]()
I scare little children at supermarkets!
I was at the Woolworths in Kilbirnie togging up to ride the mighty Scorpio back to work, when I saw this mother struggling to control 2 toddlers. One of them ran away towards traffic, so she put the other in her trolley and gave chase, whereupon the trolley started rolling in the other direction. I went to catch the trolley for her, but she got to it in time and seemed to have everything back under control. "I'm glad I don't have to deal with stuff like this any more," I thought, as I put my helmet on. One of the kids (the one that did a runner) was really freaking out. Then I heard what the mother was saying to her: "Don't worry, the motorbike won't hurt you." The kid was terrified of me & my bike! I walked over a couple of paces and said, "Don't worry, I won't start the bike," but seeing me approach made the kid even more terrified, so I kind of smiled at the mother (who smiled back) and walked away. I waited till they were in the shop before I started the bike, but even then I saw the kid start crying.
I wonder why she was so scared. It didn't look like it came from the mother.
Bikers are people too. People who scare little children, apparently.
Oh, and by the way, I didn't put anything in the collection plate last Sunday.
Oh, and by the way 2, yes the mother was hot.
Damned if I'm going to wash dishes for charity.
Those fuckers can got get a job like everyone else, and wash their own damn dishes.
That woman did us all a favour.
I don't seem to have managed to scare anybody so far..buggrit! What am I doing wrong??? Maybe the new muffler will freak a few out...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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