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  1. #136
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    Yes we are terribly sorry but this got to be the Number 1 on the "list of popular reposts".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hailwood View Post
    ooooo i saw someone hit a wing mirror..burn him..i did a wheelie for 200kms along SH1 and got a ticket..damn cops...o
    You've been reading my posts haven't you???

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    its a first for me
    bit mushy for my taste but point well made re: bikers are people too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hailwood View Post
    Sorry but this was the first time I had ever seen it. Didnt know it was a repost of a repost of a repost but I am sure there are some who havent seen it before...and it bets the usual crap thats here anyway..ooooo i saw someone hit a wing mirror..burn him..i did a wheelie for 200kms along SH1 and got a ticket..damn cops...oh well never mind I will just leave the postings to the "experts" on safety and awareness...whatever
    I wouldn't worry or give a shit about the 'repost' posters....those repost posts are the most posted reposts of all.....I think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hailwood View Post
    Sorry but this was the first time I had ever seen it. Didnt know it was a repost of a repost of a repost but I am sure there are some who havent seen it before...and it bets the usual crap thats here anyway..ooooo i saw someone hit a wing mirror..burn him..i did a wheelie for 200kms along SH1 and got a ticket..damn cops...oh well never mind I will just leave the postings to the "experts" on safety and awareness...whatever
    Its nice to be reminded of who we are every now and again

    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I saw it and wanted to puke.



    Every fucking time!
    Puke away .... "A bikers moto- Why do I do it?Cause I can!!"
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    I scare little children at supermarkets!

    I was at the Woolworths in Kilbirnie togging up to ride the mighty Scorpio back to work, when I saw this mother struggling to control 2 toddlers. One of them ran away towards traffic, so she put the other in her trolley and gave chase, whereupon the trolley started rolling in the other direction. I went to catch the trolley for her, but she got to it in time and seemed to have everything back under control. "I'm glad I don't have to deal with stuff like this any more," I thought, as I put my helmet on. One of the kids (the one that did a runner) was really freaking out. Then I heard what the mother was saying to her: "Don't worry, the motorbike won't hurt you." The kid was terrified of me & my bike! I walked over a couple of paces and said, "Don't worry, I won't start the bike," but seeing me approach made the kid even more terrified, so I kind of smiled at the mother (who smiled back) and walked away. I waited till they were in the shop before I started the bike, but even then I saw the kid start crying.

    I wonder why she was so scared. It didn't look like it came from the mother.

    Bikers are people too. People who scare little children, apparently.

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    Oh, and by the way, I didn't put anything in the collection plate last Sunday.

    Oh, and by the way 2, yes the mother was hot.

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    Damned if I'm going to wash dishes for charity.

    Those fuckers can got get a job like everyone else, and wash their own damn dishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I saw it and wanted to puke.







    Every fucking time!
    and once again you never fail to come up with literary gem
    Please NOTE: If I offend you with any of my posts or comments, please remember that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffles View Post
    and once again you never fail to come up with literary gem
    I'll take that as a compliment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I saw it and wanted to puke.







    Every fucking time!


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    That woman did us all a favour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burtha View Post
    its a first for me
    bit mushy for my taste
    Refer post 131.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertha View Post
    bikers are people too!
    Debatable, based on contributions to this site.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    I don't seem to have managed to scare anybody so far..buggrit! What am I doing wrong??? Maybe the new muffler will freak a few out...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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