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    Aussie farmer with lost sheep problem

    Seems an Aussie sheep farmer was puzzled about the disappearance of some sheep on his farm. After a few weeks the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.

    Now, I know we've all heard of people being eaten by snakes & I bet most of us have said, 'If a snake tried to eat me, I'd blah, blah, blah & get away.'

    Well, this is a Python & they're extremely aggressive & have a few teeth that they use to hold their prey while they wrap around them & then constrict.

    Could you get away if this one bit you & held on with it's 'few teeth?'
    (Note: The wires are 250mm apart.)
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    Ok, I kinda noticed a full tum-tum, there.

    Ummm! where in Aust. did you say??

    Ooh! Make some great boots, though, wouldn't it.

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    its atherton, FNQ , and the bulge was the neighbours missing cat, shit you not, the cat was micro chipped and they picked it up by scanning the snake
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    its atherton, FNQ , and the bulge was the neighbours missing cat, shit you not, the cat was micro chipped and they picked it up by scanning the snake

    Sigh! poor kitty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    its atherton, FNQ , and the bulge was the neighbours missing cat, shit you not, the cat was micro chipped and they picked it up by scanning the snake
    Pussy's do get eaten in Queensland then ...
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    BTW snakes can't eat people...they could kill you for sure, but they start eating from the head end and our shoulders are too "square" for them to work their jaws over...hope this makes you feel better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    BTW snakes can't eat people...they could kill you for sure, but they start eating from the head end and our shoulders are too "square" for them to work their jaws over...hope this makes you feel better.
    I would feel a lot better if you could make sure all the snakes know this to.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    its atherton, FNQ , and the bulge was the neighbours missing cat, shit you not, the cat was micro chipped and they picked it up by scanning the snake
    Really?
    http://images.google.co.nz/imgres?im...%3Den%26sa%3DG
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    BTW snakes can't eat people...they could kill you for sure, but they start eating from the head end and our shoulders are too "square" for them to work their jaws over...hope this makes you feel better.
    Well actually no.

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    Creepy... I like that it's biting the fence, for some reason that makes me giggle... 'pesky fence, leave me alone! *chomp*'

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Really?
    The victim Basanti Tripura, 38 was taken off guard by the massive python which swallowed her slowly
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    "What's that, eating me slowly?"
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    I've seen them doing their "thing" in Malaysia .. they are fast and powerful. Get caught by one, and if you're without help, you're dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    BTW snakes can't eat people...they could kill you for sure, but they start eating from the head end and our shoulders are too "square" for them to work their jaws over...hope this makes you feel better.
    really is that fact ??? ive seen them eat alligators.hippo's. pigs. horses. humans

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Pussy's do get eaten in Queensland then ...
    ...that's why I moved

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