Don't be a Girl

**Maha** · 18th May 2009, 16:28

Female Traits of a Male Biker.

The small list below is all true....

Anybody can ‘man it up’ on a bike. We do however (surprisingly look similar with all the gear on) its what happens when the helmet comes off, that’s when the gender thing can collide.

1… The pouty lipped/raised eyebrow look when told ''sorry sir, the breakfast menu finished three minuets ago’’….not a good look.

2…If you are going to stand and talk to me (or anybody for that matter) put two hands on your hips (if you must) not just the one!!!....

3…There are other drinks to order at a pub, why must you order and fucken shandy!!!! At least wait till ya mates have walked out!

4…Waving your hand ‘Aussie Style’ because of smoke?? Move away, inside is good, smokers are not allowed inside….ever ever again!

5…If its coffee you want? Fine, just get a flat white, a double shot cappuccino with soy milk and chocolate dust is just wanky.

6…Swaying and head nodding to ‘Kylie’ when its played through the speakers???? OMG WTF!!!!

**Slyer** · 18th May 2009, 16:34

I can't even understand your post let alone find it funny.
(OMG WTF!!!)

**ManDownUnder** · 18th May 2009, 16:36

And if the subject of favourite colours ever comes up... do NOT snap your fingers and say "lilac... bitch"

**madmal64** · 18th May 2009, 16:45

I would like to add to the list

"No I decided to not go for a ride today because there may be a shower of rain later today"

**Maha** · 18th May 2009, 16:45

Originally Posted by Slyer

I can't even understand your post let alone find it funny.
(OMG WTF!!!)

The truth is not always funny....those points I made are just some of the things I have obsevered on rides. From Males.

**Maha** · 18th May 2009, 16:46

Originally Posted by madmal64

I would like to add to the list

"No I decided to not go for a ride today because there may be a shower of rain later today"

Brilliant!!!
I have read that on here....

**Gubb** · 18th May 2009, 17:04

Originally Posted by Maha

3…There are other drinks to order at a pub, why must you order and fucken shandi!!!! At least wait till ya mates have walked out!

3b... Unless you see that there's a new barman and ask for a Guiness Shandy with the Guiness poured first. Sit and enjoy the hilarity.

**Big Dave** · 18th May 2009, 17:06

Kylie rocks.

**mynameis** · 18th May 2009, 17:08

Having issues today are you ?

Confused ?

Monthly ?

**Maha** · 18th May 2009, 17:09

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Kylie rocks.

Hands up those who wanna see Big Dave do the 'Locomotion'??

**Maha** · 18th May 2009, 17:14

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

And if the subject of favourite colours ever comes up... do NOT snap your fingers and say "lilac... bitch"

I have pics, but post them I shall not...

Originally Posted by mynameis

Having issues today are you ?

Confused ?

Monthly ?

Issues yes...

Confused...

Monthly....its more of an annual thing for me...

**lankyman** · 18th May 2009, 17:15

Originally Posted by Gubb

3b... Unless you see that there's a new barman and ask for a Guiness Shandy with the Guiness poured first. Sit and enjoy the hilarity.

haha will have to try that one

**AllanB** · 18th May 2009, 17:16

1… The pouty lipped/raised eyebrow look when told ''sorry sir, the breakfast menu finished three minuets ago’’….not a good look.
The Rock does the raised eyebrow thing - he's all man (or so Carver told me).

2…If you are going to stand and talk to me (or anybody for that matter) put two hands on your hips (if you must) not just the one!!!....
A real man needs to leave a hand free to smack the waitress on her arse as she walks by....

3…There are other drinks to order at a pub, why must you order and fucken shandy!!!! At least wait till ya mates have walked out!
Shandy - you knob he was asking the waitress if she was feeling 'randy'

4…Waving your hand ‘Aussie Style’ because of smoke?? Move away, inside is good, smokers are not allowed inside….ever ever again!
Smokes bad - too much can prevent a man from doing 100 press-ups.

5…If its coffee you want? Fine, just get a flat white, a double shot cappuccino with soy milk and chocolate dust is just wanky.
Its funny if the chocolate dusting is in the shape of a penis

6…Swaying and head nodding to ‘Kylie’ when its played through the speakers???? OMG WTF!!!!
Face it - you just can't get her outta your head.........

Must be a North Island thing - down in Christchurch we just talk about sheep........