How long?

**beyond** · 29th May 2009, 20:39

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Not the right place to get all philosophical.

Personally, I ride in anticipation of what might happen and in order to protect myself however I am not afraid of dying (that is not the same as wanting to die) 'cos when it happens....................................

Errrmmmm.... where's the right place to get philosophical... I'm not ready to die either and want to live a really really long time

**newbould** · 29th May 2009, 21:31

Originally Posted by beyond

Errrmmmm.... where's the right place to get philosophical..

Either the Carey's Bay or the Cardrona Hotel. Both good Speights bars

**beyond** · 29th May 2009, 21:34

LOL I'm with ya buddy

**SARGE** · 29th May 2009, 21:37

ik hear a certain wildlife park is looking for someone with big balls ..

**beyond** · 29th May 2009, 21:40

Originally Posted by SARGE

ik hear a certain wildlife park is looking for someone with big balls ..

Hey mate... thought you were in the States by now?
Big balls is all you'll find at this time of the year. The cold shrinks everything else

Tough going for a pee in the cold after a ride. LOL

**FJRider** · 29th May 2009, 21:45

Originally Posted by SARGE

ik hear a certain wildlife park is looking for someone with big balls ..

Nah mate ... the tigers think they're a bit too chewy ... some(one)thing more melt in the mouth might be more suitable ...

**SARGE** · 29th May 2009, 21:48

Originally Posted by beyond

Hey mate... thought you were in the States by now?

nar..still waiting on the Statute of Limitations to run out ...

Originally Posted by FJRider

Nah mate ... the tigers think they're a bit too chewy ... some(one)thing more melt in the mouth might be more suitable ...

his fathers eyes .. his mothers nose.. his keepers leg...

**puddytat** · 29th May 2009, 22:09

Nice....musta been a really nice

**peasea** · 29th May 2009, 22:45

Originally Posted by SARGE

ik hear a certain wildlife park is looking for someone with big balls ..

...and more pussy.

**gwigs** · 29th May 2009, 23:14

Hell I didnt realise it was dangerous...I,ll have to give it up immediately and take up a nice safe sport like bowls or petanque.....

**peasea** · 29th May 2009, 23:51

Originally Posted by beyond

How long will you live?

Sixteen minutes and thirty seven, six, five.....bugger.

**peasea** · 29th May 2009, 23:51

Originally Posted by gwigs

Hell I didnt realise it was dangerous...I,ll have to give it up immediately and take up a nice safe sport like bowls or petanque.....

Bet you don't you liar!

Liar, liar plants for hire........

**MaxB** · 30th May 2009, 00:02

Originally Posted by gwigs

Hell I didnt realise it was dangerous...I,ll have to give it up immediately and take up a nice safe sport like bowls or petanque.....

But in terms of people dying during a match, bowls must rate as one of the most dangerous sports in the world.

**kevfromcoro** · 30th May 2009, 03:04

Quote. from Bert Munro..
We have lived more in 5 mins than a lot of blokes have lived in a lifetime..
How true.............
Thats why we ride.
Just another point.
I think we get allocated so many roots in a lifetime.
And i used all of mine up...
Old age....

**FJRider** · 30th May 2009, 09:43

Apparently Kiwi's have sex on average 5 times a week ... who's getting my share ... ???

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