Constapation or the runs?

**gatch** · 1st June 2009, 22:09

What a load of shit this is..

**Hitcher** · 1st June 2009, 22:10

Originally Posted by saltydog

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea,
Diahorrea,
Some people think its funny but its very hot and runny
Diahorrea......

And it's spelt diarrhoea.

**driftn** · 1st June 2009, 22:14

when your running down a mountain and your bum starts to fountain,

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea.

When walk back up the hill and your bum begins to spill,

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea.

**driftn** · 1st June 2009, 22:15

Originally Posted by Hitcher

And it's spelt diarrhoea.

Who cares, we all know what its ment to spell.
Your being a right shit with this correct spelling crap.

**short-circuit** · 1st June 2009, 22:16

Originally Posted by driftn

when your running down a mountain and your bum starts to fountain,

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea.

When walk back up the hill and your bum begins to spill,

Diahorrea,
Diahorrea.

Runnin down the gutter like a jar of peanut butter,

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

Shoots outcha bum like a 22 gun,

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

**Mikkel** · 1st June 2009, 22:20

Diarrhoea is suspect of being hereditary - it runs in the jeans.

**Brett** · 1st June 2009, 22:22

LOL... neither are really ideal at all, but hey...the runs has to be better than being clogged up.

**saltydog** · 1st June 2009, 22:32

Originally Posted by Hitcher

And it's spelt diarrhoea.

I just cut and pasted off some other twit!
But just look at the extra verses i coerced out of the boys! did I spell that wright?

**Pussy** · 1st June 2009, 22:33

Originally Posted by hitcher

and it's spelt diarrhoea.

s-q-u-i-t-t-e-r-s

**Leyton** · 1st June 2009, 22:38

Bumweeze for the win +1

**Hitcher** · 2nd June 2009, 09:20

Originally Posted by saltydog

I just cut and pasted off some other twit!

What kind of excuse is that?

**short-circuit** · 2nd June 2009, 10:50

Originally Posted by short-circuit

Runnin down the gutter like a jar of peanut butter,

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

Shoots outcha bum like a 22 gun,

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

Slips down ya leg like a soft boiled egg

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

When you do a little dance and it's gooey in yer pants

Diarrhoea,
Diarrhoea.

**Pixie** · 2nd June 2009, 11:12

Originally Posted by Headbanger

I once had constipation to the point I had to insert a suppository to get it to move.

Doc: "Did that suppository I prescribed help"

Patient: "No,no effect at all.I might as well have stuck it up my arse"

http://supak.com/simpsons/wavs/abe_s...ing_on_pie.wav

Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs.
Burns: Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh
to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?

**Stirts** · 2nd June 2009, 11:54

The muddy waterfall gets my vote!

Nothing worse than being constipated! I hate having very hard slow poos, or the ones that stop coming out and get stuck - too late to manoeuvre it back up and too painful to push out as it feels like it is ripping you a new one!

**rosie631** · 2nd June 2009, 12:09

Originally Posted by Stirts

or the ones that stop coming out and get stuck - too late to manoeuvre it back up and too painful to push out as it feels like it is ripping you a new one!

Now there's a picture