Constapation or the runs?

[Stirts]

Now there's a picture

Don't tempt me!

[Lissa]

The muddy waterfall gets my vote!

Nothing worse than being constipated! I hate having very hard slow poos, or the ones that stop coming out and get stuck - too late to manoeuvre it back up and too painful to push out as it feels like it is ripping you a new one!

Yup have to agree Stirts, is why the runs gets my vote. Better out than stuck!

Pictures arent needed!

[short-circuit]

Better out than stuck!

Dunno about that....I love a good challenge I do

[Lissa]

Dunno about that....I love a good challenge I do

But wait theres more.... you may be the lucky recipent of a haemorroid or two.

[MSTRS:Me]

I don't know about preference...but I'm not keen on having no control in the end.
Ta-boom-tish!!

[short-circuit]

Ta-boom-tish!!

Splashback is even worse when it's brown

[sparky.scott]

But at least with the runs you know your goin to be empty eventually

[Trudes]

But at least with the runs you know your goin to be empty eventually

And it's a great way to lose weight (Ok, water, but anyway...)

[gatch]

too late to manoeuvre it back up

That has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day..

"Throw this shit in reverse boys, we're going back in.."

LOL

[Big Dan]

Hey Driftin

Did you hear the story of the exploding toilet while someone took a solid shit

[driftn]

Hey Driftin

Did you hear the story of the exploding toilet while someone took a solid shit

That had nothing to do with shit Dan, That was just your arse was to big for said toilet and could not handle the extreme force of your bum cheeks.