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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Wankstain........... Great description. I got one of these mensa candidates on the Rimutaka Hill one weekday afternoon and everytime I dropped down one to pass him (which I did four times and thought better of it) he wobbled violently. Then when it hit a passing lane he took the path of least cornering going over both lanes, almost took me out twice and then tried to tell me off at the top of the hill for tailgaiting.

    I asked him how long he had been riding and he said he got his license and bike on Saturday. He was celebrating with a ride Carterton to Wellington and return on a (get this!!!) very small Suzuki 100 that I think maybe Moses rode when he was a boy. This guy wasn't young either, I'd have put him at about 65 or so.

    But hey at least he was aware of me right?
    Well thats what those sorts of people are!

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    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Nor do hondas or zzr250's
    have to agree with you on hondas! them and ducs are easy to pass on a zzr when the riders pushin em
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    The loser (him) is always quick to blame someone else (you) for his predicament. Taking responsibility is a life skill seriously lacking in many people I meet.
    Too right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    have to agree with you on hondas! them and ducs are easy to pass on a zzr when the riders pushin em
    I passed a gsxr thou on the napir taupo, mind you he was cruising.
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    I dont think the Mack would have kept up around Wilsons bay with the hills, and I am sure if the dude on the bike was at all put off by the big bad twuck, he would have pulled over and let him by?
    I don't think the noob would have gone fast enough through Wilsons bay
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    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    ducatis dont do overtaking, espicially on corners
    They do too and they slide quite nicely too. Care to be on the receiving end of a learn sandwich?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    They do too and they slide quite nicely too.
    what were you doing? havin a nana nap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    I don't think the noob would have gone fast enough through Wilsons bay
    Possibly not but a fully loaded logging truck would be even slower. dpex was more than likely pissed that his chances of passing were zero at that point, missed his chance at Hamurana and now its the bikes fault. His anger proves this, Offer the guy some advice rather than slate him, be proactive not reactive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I passed a gsxr thou on the napir taupo, mind you he was cruising.
    Maybe he was on 95 points?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    what were you doing? havin a nana nap?
    Nah, Its hard to type one handed....................... I cut myself you perv!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Nah, Its hard to type one handed....................... I cut myself you perv!
    what ever gets you through the day mate
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    I think you should have tied this LEARNER up, and invited all the kbers around to have a scarification, then we could all pat each other on the back and puff our chests out remind ourselves out loud what fantastic bike riding skills we all have achieved so far, and we would have never done any such silly things or the likes when we had our L PLATE on.....or course that is if we all have our legal bike license. Shit did i just say that? tuss tuss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    what ever gets you through the day mate
    I save the rubber undies, gimp mask and jumper leads till later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Possibly not but a fully loaded logging truck would be even slower. dpex was more than likely pissed that his chances of passing were zero at that point.
    Indeed. I always am. Getting stuck behind slow cagers on the 55k corners by Central road more often too
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    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    I save the rubber undies, gimp mask and jumper leads till later.
    haha! I'll turn up to a wncr on the pocket bike if you turn up in said gimp suit
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