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  1. 11th June 2009, 00:52 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Wouldnt it be easier and cheaper if guys just brought a blow up doll and hired a cleaner?
    I reckon the cleaner would do just fine. No need for the blow-up doll. (You know where this is heading, right?)

    The cleaner has a hose, ok? It's got this sucking thing happening, ok? You place your thingy in the thingy, who needs a maid, who needs a missus? Two birds with one stone......
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I reckon the cleaner would do just fine. No need for the blow-up doll. (You know where this is heading, right?)

    The cleaner has a hose, ok? It's got this sucking thing happening, ok? You place your thingy in the thingy, who needs a maid, who needs a missus? Two birds with one stone......
    Until the filter blocks up. That's why I got a missus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    Until the filter blocks up. That's why I got a missus.
    Poor excuse for havin' a missus. Who cleans the BBQ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Poor excuse for havin' a missus. Who cleans the BBQ?
    Fair enough. I do, why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    Fair enough. I do, why?
    Coz that means your missus wears the trousers!

    Haha, you're doomed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Coz that means your missus wears the trousers!

    Haha, you're doomed!
    We don't wear trousers. We're nudists. That's why I clean the BBQ (so she doesn't burn her tits).
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    Lets face it guys if women did not possess the magical pussy they would be stacked ten high at the tip
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    [QUOTE=SixPackBack;1129253342]Lets face it guys if women did not possess the magical pussy they would be stacked ten high at the tip[/QUOT.......and we'd throw rocks at them.
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