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    a very interesting read..mate you only have your youth once!! RIDE ON..
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    Bike all the way... what she want you to be .. "boring" all your life, if it isn't a bike, its a jet ski, fast car, or some other toy... woman just have to accept that's what men work all their lives for... to have fun with the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron_newrider View Post
    Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

    So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!!


    Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.
    have the best of both worlds, get the bike, get the girl, dont tell her. sounds like hard work already, if there is some thing worth the trouble, carry on until it turns to shit and enjoy it and move on. your bike would never put demands on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron_newrider View Post
    Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

    So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!!


    Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.
    Aaron if shes really that Hot....Buy a Car....

    Motorbikes are way tooo expensive and useless....

    Warm and dry you and her will be able to spend special time together in the Back seat.....And maybe with Others....

    Crazy Steve..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I gag my woman, that way I can do what I want
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    When I first started seeing my now ex partner (long story some other time) she said that if I bought a bike she would leave, I called her bluff she stayed. For the next 4 years she was happy that I had a bike as she could see that it made me happy. She even came to the track to watch me race every round as she knew that my bike was an old peice of crap and liked watching me carve up the new machines. Moral of the story is if she is really in to you she will stay when you buy the bike and if not, the only way to get over a woman is to get under another.
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    You should ride them both as much as you can, for as long as you can, as you never know what tomorrow will bring.

    And make sure you use a good quality lubricant in both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Sounds just like my first wife!!!!
    Ditto, When I met my first wife I had a bike already though, told me I couldn't get another one. Went to the bike shop for some oil, 10 pounds worth, came back on a new bike 3 grand... My god was she pissed off, hence "first wife". My word it was funny
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    Im lucky my AGF (almost girlfriend) rides!!.. A GN mind you but rides none the less.. It is embarassing tho that she cant pilot the GN faster then I can my baby ninja
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    [SIZE="5"]And make sure you use a good quality lubricant in both.
    Bwahaha +10

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    but not for 19 years, you need nagging, children, debt.......... etc. to make it last that long
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    Quote Originally Posted by GSXR Trace View Post
    but i have to agree, ultimatums don't work in relationships
    although im biased, surely a chick that is into bikes is better than a chick that just lets you ride and actually doesn't like them???
    You might be biased, but you're not wrong! Chicks that give out ultimatums are especially a long way down from cool chicks that ride bikes.



    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron_newrider View Post
    And yes, sorry all, but I am buying a "hyobag"
    Even a Hyosung is better than a chick that issues ultimatums. I say: get the bike and enjoy riding it, enjoy riding the girl too, if she dumps your ass once she finds out about the bike then *shrug* carry on enjoying the bike and move on to a better girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkH View Post
    You might be biased, but you're not wrong! Chicks that give out ultimatums are especially a long way down from cool chicks that ride bikes.
    Whats just as cool is a gal thats got her own "thing" she's as into as much you are into bikes. That way you get ride time with ya mates and ride time on the... yea ok as ya were
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    Pah..yoof of today. Wot are you...religious or summit?

    Just don't get their names mixed up or tell them about each other.

    Faced with a choice between a hot 18 year old chick who's a demon in the sack or a motorcycle I think most peeps on here would be listing their bikes on Trademe.

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    You people are horrible.
    Just tell her to F off if she doesn't like it and you don't care if she's your girlfriend or not.Gosh.
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