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    I need a man

    Actually a strong woman would do too.

    If anyone has nothing better to do Friday morning before 10am I could do with a hand for half an hour to lift a welder either onto a trailer or into the back of my wagon, whichever it fits into.

    It's only about 40kg but is too bulky for 1 person. It's almost waist height and about 3 foot long by 2 1/2 wide.

    Cue lame homo-erotic responses from all the KLR riders now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb View Post
    Actually a strong woman would do too.

    If anyone has nothing better to do Friday morning before 10am I could do with a hand for half an hour to lift a welder either onto a trailer or into the back of my wagon, whichever it fits into.

    It's only about 40kg but is too bulky for 1 person. It's almost waist height and about 3 foot long by 2 1/2 wide.

    Cue lame homo-erotic responses from all the KLR riders now.
    If it's only 40kg and you can't lift it you're either gay, or you are gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb View Post
    It's only about 40kg but is too bulky for 1 person. It's almost waist height and about 3 foot long by 2 1/2 wide.

    Cue lame homo-erotic responses from all the KLR riders now.
    Oh God Eddie it's so huuuuuge

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    Would help out if i closer mate but.........pm Sidewinder,that bitch will do anything.
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    I just knew that Paladin wouldn't be able to help you get it up!! Never trust arrangement made in a pub...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb View Post
    Actually a strong woman would do too.
    a trailer into the back of my wagon, which it fits into.

    It's only about 400kg but is too bulky for 1 person. It's almost waist height and about 13 foot long by 12 1/2 wide.

    Cue lame homo-erotic responses from all the KLR riders now.
    Did i hear you correct are you trying to lift trailer onto wagon so you can weld them together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    If it's only 40kg and you can't lift it you're either gay, or you are gay.
    Operative word.....bulky...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    If it's only 40kg and you can't lift it you're either gay, or you are gay.
    It's not the weight but the size. I'm just a wee fella and I can't get my arms around it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMWRSNUT View Post
    I just knew that Paladin wouldn't be able to help you get it up!! Never trust arrangement made in a pub...
    It turns out Dave is having birthday celebrations the night before out of town so he's going to be miles away and good for nothing even if he was closer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb View Post
    It's not the weight but the size. I'm just a wee fella and I can't get my arms around it.
    I be you say that to all the ladies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb View Post
    It's not the weight but the size. I'm just a wee fella and I can't get my arms around it.
    Yeah yeah heard that before. The ones that skite are always the smallest I hear.... Oh what are we talking about again?

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    I know i am expected to say something witless but, but I just don't know which witless statement of the thousands I am aware of to use.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    I know i am expected to say something witless but, but I just don't know which witless statement of the thousands I am aware of to use.
    For Gods sake man just make something up quickly - people are watching

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    Quote Originally Posted by Padmei View Post
    For Gods sake man just make something up quickly - people are watching
    Big jobbies hhmmmfffff
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Big jobbies hhmmmfffff
    epic fail...
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