Christian balls

**CookMySock** · 17th June 2009, 08:15

Originally Posted by Squid

So who the hell made Harleys then?!

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'

**Mschvs** · 17th June 2009, 08:57

I find it hard to believe Carver, that your sister would even want to go to the ball ... as with rules and regulations such as that, if she is anything like you, you would think she would mastermind a boycott of the school ball and throw a party at your parents house!!

**marty** · 17th June 2009, 09:32

Cambridge High senior ball is like this - the Head Boy from St Pauls (who used to go to CBHS) even needed permission to partner one of the CB girls.

Parents not invited to the ball, but to pre-ball they are, and the after match party is always at a bussed-to secret location, which prevents numpties from the tron and tauranga spoiling it for everyone.

And if you want to see some classic cars, the CBHS ball is the one - there are a lot of pre-50 classics hiding away in farmer's sheds around Cambridge!

My son and his mates are seniors at CBHS - they had a fantastic ball this year, although he did take the head girl and his best mate took the principal's daughter, so I guess they were always going to be looked after

**cambridgedan** · 17th June 2009, 10:10

yea cambridge is good, we used to live there, i think id like to move back some day, altho at the moment it seems like i do live there haha,

Our ball in Tauranga was pretty average i guess so long as you passed the breath tester and drug test on ya way in

**Brett** · 17th June 2009, 10:17

Originally Posted by NDORFN

See this is why I hate religion... causes too many arguements.

Thats just lame. Do you hate upside down suspension too? I recall a HUGE debate from skidmark about them a while back

Or how about the biker 'wave'...you must hate that too...shit loads of arguements

Or money - that must cause the most amount of arguements in the world.

My point being, it is your right to not care about religion, but your reason for 'hating' it is a bit....POOFEY.

People cause arguements, disention and friction with each other, not religion ,it is just the fuel they use sometimes.

**Brett** · 17th June 2009, 10:18

Oh, and this school ball sounds like an epic fail too. What a bore!

**The Stranger:Me** · 17th June 2009, 10:23

Originally Posted by Hitcher

The high school I went to only had one rule for balls:

"No gumboots".

I joke not.

That was to give the sheep a fighting chance.

**Skyryder** · 17th June 2009, 11:28

Originally Posted by Brett

Oh, and this school ball sounds like an epic fail too. What a bore!

Might be some kind of same sex ball. Either way having your parents there will be a killjoy for sure. Nothing like a lack of trust to ensure continuity.

Skyryder

**bungbung** · 17th June 2009, 11:43

It's not what it sounds like, check google images...

**nallac** · 17th June 2009, 12:29

Originally Posted by Ragingrob

So, no Christian balls for her then?

luckily for her i'm not christian then..my balls are good to go

**Flatcap** · 17th June 2009, 12:52

There should be no dancing or Rock music either

Tools of the Devil!

**James Deuce** · 17th June 2009, 13:24

Originally Posted by Flatcap

There should be no dancing or Rock music either

Tools of the Devil!

*snigger*

He said, "tools".

**slofox** · 17th June 2009, 14:31

When I was a school teacher, several centuries ago, a certain religious group, which shall remain nameless, decided that their children were not allowed to do folk dancing in phys ed class (seven year olds BTW), on the grounds that "dancing requires holding hands with members of the opposite sex, and that leads to fornication"....
I immediately joined the nearest folk dancing club.

**carver** · 17th June 2009, 18:10

Originally Posted by Mschvs

I find it hard to believe Carver, that your sister would even want to go to the ball ... as with rules and regulations such as that, if she is anything like you, you would think she would mastermind a boycott of the school ball and throw a party at your parents house!!

Sadly, my sister is not like me.

Originally Posted by marty

Cambridge High senior ball is like this - the Head Boy from St Pauls (who used to go to CBHS) even needed permission to partner one of the CB girls.

Parents not invited to the ball, but to pre-ball they are, and the after match party is always at a bussed-to secret location, which prevents numpties from the tron and tauranga spoiling it for everyone.

And if you want to see some classic cars, the CBHS ball is the one - there are a lot of pre-50 classics hiding away in farmer's sheds around Cambridge!

My son and his mates are seniors at CBHS - they had a fantastic ball this year, although he did take the head girl and his best mate took the principal's daughter, so I guess they were always going to be looked after

Originally Posted by cambridgedan

yea cambridge is good, we used to live there, i think id like to move back some day, altho at the moment it seems like i do live there haha,

Our ball in Tauranga was pretty average i guess so long as you passed the breath tester and drug test on ya way in

haha.
cambridge is great, party town!

horse girls
rowing people

Bring on the masonic hotel on a weekend!

Originally Posted by slofox

When I was a school teacher, several centuries ago, a certain religious group, which shall remain nameless, decided that their children were not allowed to do folk dancing in phys ed class (seven year olds BTW), on the grounds that "dancing requires holding hands with members of the opposite sex, and that leads to fornication"....
I immediately joined the nearest folk dancing club.

HAHa, typical, power tripping eh?