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  1. 21st June 2009, 17:45 #16
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    Had a laugh when a mate said "ffs its only water,we drink enough of it so whats the problem riding in it".
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Had a laugh when a mate said "ffs its only water,we drink enough of it so whats the problem riding in it".
    Fish fuck in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Fish fuck in it.
    Err yea cheers Dave,will be sure to remember that next time i ave a glass.
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    "See that cloud there?" > "Nah not that one, the big black one....once we get through that, we'll be sweet"

    Dunno how many times I'd heard that one!!!
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    Terrible stuff water - should only ever be consumed with charcoal distilled spirits - for health's sake.
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    What, water ?
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    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    What, water ?
    Tsk - it's 'Duck, What Duck?'
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
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    "I would have won if only.......blah blah"

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