Health and medical thread

**Big Dan** · 5th July 2009, 11:16

After a bit of a search around this site i have come across a thread on things health and medical

with the 16'000 plus members i'm sure we have nurses and doctors amongst us (me not included i'm just a storemen)

So i thought i'd start this thread and see where it goes i hope its future is informative

As we are all adults here i'm sure we can be sensitive about the issues that are hard to talk about

Well i'm going to start this off and put it out there (even if it makes me the but of many jokes for now)

I've had hemroids for a week now and wondered thoses who have had them managed to get riid of them and weather its my diet

Any ideas?

**Headbanger** · 5th July 2009, 11:34

A teaspoon of avgas will clear those right up, either take orally or apply directly to the affected area.

**Big Dan** · 5th July 2009, 11:36

Originally Posted by Headbanger

A teaspoon of avgas will clear those right up, either take orally or apply directly to the affected area.

great idea but not really realistic lol

**Headbanger** · 5th July 2009, 11:38

well, I'm not really a doctor....Though I do visit one every so often.

**YellowDog** · 5th July 2009, 11:47

Originally Posted by Big Dan

After a bit of a search around this site i have come across a thread on things health and medical

with the 16'000 plus members i'm sure we have nurses and doctors amongst us (me not included i'm just a storemen)

So i thought i'd start this thread and see where it goes i hope its future is informative

As we are all adults here i'm sure we can be sensitive about the issues that are hard to talk about

Well i'm going to start this off and put it out there (even if it makes me the but of many jokes for now)

I've had hemroids for a week now and wondered thoses who have had them managed to get riid of them and weather its my diet

Any ideas?

Dan mate, my missus is a nurse.

I used to get them every now and again. I always thought it was to do with wet/damp conditions and not getting changed clothes (letting them dry naturally). I was wrong.

They are caused my over straining when you take a dump.

So you are right in that it is diet related. A few more vegetables should help out.

I've not had one for over 3 years now.

Not very comfortable at all. Good luck and don't strain or you will get more and make them worse.

**AllanB** · 5th July 2009, 11:49

A week - that's nothing.

There's a operation where they pop a little rubber band over them and they end up falling off - a bit like a sheep tail.........

You can buy anal 'pills' to pop up there

. One thing I notice about these is that the moulding of the butt-pill is seriously rough on the edges - it amazes me that a large pill designed to go up ya arse when it is very sore has sharp rough edges! Obviously no consideration has been given to the bloody application!

Lucky for me I ride a Honda - this make the insertion of hemroid pills up ones bum much easier.

**Big Dan** · 5th July 2009, 11:54

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Dan mate, my missus is a nurse.

I used to get them every now and again. I always thought it was to do with wet/damp conditions and not getting changed clothes (letting them dry naturally). I was wrong.

They are caused my over straining when you take a dump.

So you are right in that it is diet related. A few more vegetables should help out.

I've not had one for over 3 years now.

Not very comfortable at all. Good luck and don't strain or you will get more and make them worse.

So just relax and let it come got ya and yeah my diet has lacked the old vege till recently

Your right they not comfortable at all (not trying to be funny but oh well) they are a pain in the arse( yes i know thats bad) kinda puts ya off going for a dump eh? but i know that will make things worse the first time i had theses i freaked out lol

**Big Dan** · 5th July 2009, 11:57

Originally Posted by AllanB

A week - that's nothing.

There's a operation where they pop a little rubber band over them and they end up falling off - a bit like a sheep tail.........

You can buy anal 'pills' to pop up there

. One thing I notice about these is that the moulding of the butt-pill is seriously rough on the edges - it amazes me that a large pill designed to go up ya arse when it is very sore has sharp rough edges! Obviously no consideration has been given to the bloody application!

Lucky for me I ride a Honda - this make the insertion of hemroid pills up ones bum much easier.

yeah i had one of those before boy oh boy dat hurt

as for the operation i'll pass on that

**NinjaNanna** · 5th July 2009, 12:04

freaks ya out the first time you see a toilet bowl full of blood don't it!

I hadn't heard of hemoroids when it first happened to me -- my first thought was shit bowel cancer. Bloody drama queen hey!

**Big Dan** · 5th July 2009, 13:05

Originally Posted by NinjaNanna

freaks ya out the first time you see a toilet bowl full of blood don't it!

I hadn't heard of hemoroids when it first happened to me -- my first thought was shit bowel cancer. Bloody drama queen hey!

+1

10 Chars

**Big Dan** · 5th July 2009, 15:46

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Dan mate, my missus is a nurse.

I used to get them every now and again. I always thought it was to do with wet/damp conditions and not getting changed clothes (letting them dry naturally). I was wrong.

They are caused my over straining when you take a dump.

So you are right in that it is diet related. A few more vegetables should help out.

I've not had one for over 3 years now.

Not very comfortable at all. Good luck and don't strain or you will get more and make them worse.

Does your missus know if any painkillers would help with pain cause it hurts sitting down

**short-circuit** · 5th July 2009, 15:48

Originally Posted by Big Dan

Well i'm going to start this off and put it out there (even if it makes me the but of many jokes for now)

I've had hemroids for a week now and wondered thoses who have had them managed to get riid of them and weather its my diet

Any ideas?

No pun intended?