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  1. #2506
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    Quote Originally Posted by prettybillie View Post
    Sorry all - I'm out this week. Got AMCC bar duty!
    I hope you can handle their glassware more successfully than you can handle your own glassware.


    I'll be there, bring the big expensive beasty please Lula :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    From Lula's link:


    • Of 110,000 registered bikes in NZ, 11% are owned by women.
    • Of that 11%, 26% are riding bikes over 750cc.
    • Women riders make up only 17% of all Motorcycle crashes.

    So let me extrapolate: Only 11% of bike riders are chicks yet they have 17% of the accidents.

    There are therefore 97,900 blokes on bikes, 12,100 chicks and an indeterminate number of transvestites, 5th sex's etc.

    lets divide that down to an even 1000 overall by % to make the numbers easier to fathom. 110,000/110=1000

    97900/110=890 blokes
    12100/110=110 chicks


    If there were say 1000 bike accidents per year amongst the total, then 830 of them would be by guys and 170 by chicks.

    830/890=0.93258 accidents per bloke rider

    110/110=1 accident per chick rider

    On that basis, chicks are 7.2% MORE likely to have an accident than blokes

    The obvious point therefore is that blokes are better riders


    Thanks for that raw data Lula..........................chuckle
    Get a Rat Bike you have too much time on your hands and I have too little to go through these numbers floored or not

    See you Durday to continue this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Get a Rat Bike you have too much time on your hands and I have too little to go through these numbers floored or not

    See you Durday to continue this
    i'm jus pissin about; yep, nuthin but TV to do and takin the piss is way more fun: did you see the thread i moved it to? Hilarious! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...d.php?t=102884

    if im in town, i'll be there; might even bring Mrs Idleidolidyll

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    i'm jus pissin about; yep, nuthin but TV to do and takin the piss is way more fun: did you see the thread i moved it to? Hilarious! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...d.php?t=102884

    if im in town, i'll be there; might even bring Mrs Idleidolidyll
    Oh no you've sturred up a real can of worms in true Idleidolidyll fashion!!!!!

    Hope to see your good self and Mrs Idleidolidyll this week. Korumba you coming this week?

    Jafar? Din?

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    Spending this weekend rebuilding my bike.

    Too many bins and it looks pretty sad.

    Parts all ordered and paid for.

    She wont be pretty but she will be road worthy.

    Give me a few weeks putting the bitch back together and I will join you once again.

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    One of The Dovers original SATNR riders.


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    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

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    Yes Merde get that bike up and running,I have still not been for a ride with you….
    See everyone else there tonight, weather is looking good.
    "Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korumba View Post
    Yes Merde get that bike up and running,I have still not been for a ride with you….
    See everyone else there tonight, weather is looking good.
    I'm old now.
    Bones get brittle at my age and after my last little misshap; the doc informed be that, after inspecting the X-rays of my entire spine, my back was "fucked" (his word for a medical condition I suppose).

    I still have my moments but far more cautious than I was a few years ago.

    Sharron has been on at me ever since aboiut getting a car licence so this week I sat the theory and failed. Got 4 of the specific questions about cars wrong.

    Destiny.

    She is still going on though and it looks like a resit will be forthcomming.

    Chris
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    Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"

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    It's a sad day when a biking bro is converted to the dark side, just get a sidecar so you can't fall over; surely that'll satisfy your wench bro

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    I'm in tonight.
    Looks like I'll be on my best behaviour as Mrs Idleidolidyll will probably be on the back seat (yes, that means I'll be on the Beemer instead of the Katoom.

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    I'm out guys, I've started my CAD course and that runs from 6pm to 10pm every weekday. I may still make the occasional ride but for the most part I can't attend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwinch View Post
    I'm out guys, I've started my CAD course and that runs from 6pm to 10pm every weekday. I may still make the occasional ride but for the most part I can't attend!
    Oh no!

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    We're gunna miss ya Gwinchie, come back when you can.C u reprobates later on tonight then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Oh no you've sturred up a real can of worms in true Idleidolidyll fashion!!!!!

    Hope to see your good self and Mrs Idleidolidyll this week. Korumba you coming this week?

    Jafar? Din?
    I'm coming!

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    I'm in , see you sorry lot there
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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    We're gunna miss ya Gwinchie, come back when you can.C u reprobates later on tonight then.
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