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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Yes I did. It's a wee willy winkie but thats the way it is, like it or hump it as they say....
    Fair enough! Maybe you could include that life example in one of your children's books? I bet it would help a few of the kids later in life with the gym shower blues

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    If you want to get fatter eat more shit.
    I've been trying for years.

    Just doesn't seem to work.


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    I love pies, only what i really want is a yummy ham and egg sandwich... BUT WHERE HAS ALL THE HAM GONE??!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    I've been trying for years.

    Just doesn't seem to work.
    You don't realise how much shit these people actually eat.
    You might eat crap for a day but other days just whatever and sometimes nothing for the whole day.
    I'm talking 5 pies and 3 bottles of coke per day on top of all 7 of the other meals with fish and chips.

    Amateur.

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    What ...................

    Why should the government waste money on trying to educate fatties, surely self discipline is the best deterrant for getting to be a fat bastard. Its a waste of money, my body tells me when I have eaten enought,k I don't ahve to clear a plate jsut cause its sitting there, over eating is a pure sign of low self esteem. Join a club of some sort preferably a group sport that involves swinging the limbs a little quicker that normal.. Social engagement with fitness is a winner all the time, that way you can eat wht you want after wards without feeling bad about it.

    Healthy thinnking mind = healthy body..............my god NZ has so much to get out there and see,, either by walking it, running it tramping it, breathing it, riding it, I cant see what there are so many fatties over here.

    This is from a Briwi who can't get enough of what NZ has to offer outdoors, you guys don't know you are born.

    Kiwi's listen in.......look after your bodies all by yourselves.....its not f..king hard for gods sake.

    Here endeth the lesson.

    Woodybee x
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    oh yeah

    and if there are any fat kids, get off your arse, let go of that computer game, and go and walk in that beautiful outdoors. Parents of fat kids you ought to be ashamed of yourselves, exercise some imagination in the kitchen and go out walking with your fat kids, lead by example.......otherwise, you will coat your poor heart in so much shit it will be unable to perform the perfect job its there for to beat purely, and you'll drop dead as you don't care for your heart, so why the hell shoudl it care for you.................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Yes I did. It's a wee willy winkie but thats the way it is, like it or hump it as they say....
    Mine is just the right size to make me happy...
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    Personal responsibility.
    No?

    What the fuck there to educate about anyway? If you want to get fatter eat more shit. If you want to get thinner, eat less pies and coke and exercise once in a while, it's that simple.
    On the surface yes I agree with you, but if it was that simple why do we have such high rates, you can't call all of them "dumb and stupid". And that everything is in their control. I am sure there are obese people in all works of life, from lazy doll bulging bums to doctors, lawyers, professors ect..

    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post

    The thing is, it's all about choice. People are choosing to be fat and that's A-OK with me. Do whatever the hell you want with your own bodies, you deserve the right. Choosing for people is a big no-no.
    Also, I deserve the right to laugh at your lard ass. You also deserve the right to knock me out and/or sit on me till I take it back.

    Freedom rules.
    It is about choice but unfortunately according to media it's costing the tax payers $900 mil a year to treat these people, you don't have a choice with your tax payer money do you? They shove their faces and create problems you fix their problems.? Right?

    Obese fat people usually have low energy levels and find doing physical things hard, I doubt they can knock some fit guy out.


    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    You don't realise how much shit these people actually eat.
    You might eat crap for a day but other days just whatever and sometimes nothing for the whole day.
    I'm talking 5 pies and 3 bottles of coke per day on top of all 7 of the other meals with fish and chips.

    Amateur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodybee View Post
    Why should the government waste money on trying to educate fatties, surely self discipline is the best deterrant for getting to be a fat bastard. Its a waste of money, my body tells me when I have eaten enought,k I don't ahve to clear a plate jsut cause its sitting there, over eating is a pure sign of low self esteem. Join a club of some sort preferably a group sport that involves swinging the limbs a little quicker that normal.. Social engagement with fitness is a winner all the time, that way you can eat wht you want after wards without feeling bad about it.

    Healthy thinnking mind = healthy body..............my god NZ has so much to get out there and see,, either by walking it, running it tramping it, breathing it, riding it, I cant see what there are so many fatties over here.

    This is from a Briwi who can't get enough of what NZ has to offer outdoors, you guys don't know you are born.

    Kiwi's listen in.......look after your bodies all by yourselves.....its not f..king hard for gods sake.

    Here endeth the lesson.

    Woodybee x
    Maybe you could take your passionate ideals to the where all the Islanders live in NZ.........Im a natural born kiwi and think you are over generalising. I certainly DO know we have a gorgeous country and hell I even trained to defend it..
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    That's exactly right, we shouldn't have to pay for their health complications caused by being obese, unless they don't have a choice due to a disease or bad genes etc...

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    Shouldn't it be called Brobesity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I may have only a 3" willy, but there is 120kg to push it in with...
    Fuck, Max, I didn't need to visualise that!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    People are choosing to be fat and that's A-OK with me.
    Not with me. I don't want to have to pay for the health costs involved. I have enough trouble covering my own health costs...(like buying motorbikes and petrol to run 'em so I stay "mentally stable"...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Not with me. I don't want to have to pay for the health costs involved. I have enough trouble covering my own health costs...(like buying motorbikes and petrol to run 'em so I stay "mentally stable"...)
    Fair point, read my lower post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    Fair point, read my lower post.
    Whoops - my bad. Gotcha now...
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    I have noticed that there alot of MORBIDLY obese people joining my gym lately and they are actually reguarly attending and working out. These are people of all age's and ethnicities!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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