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    Coincidence?

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    Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

    Has any one else noticed this?

    It gets worse........

    next year......

    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

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    ROFL! Personally, i reckon it's all a scam by pharmaceutical companies. 40 people die from the flu in NZ every year anyways. They produce a global hype and then all of a sudden offer a cure over the counter...hm...Pharmaceutical companies needs a monitoring agent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kunoichi View Post
    ROFL! Personally, i reckon it's all a scam by pharmaceutical companies. 40 people die from the flu in NZ every year anyways. They produce a global hype and then all of a sudden offer a cure over the counter...hm...Pharmaceutical companies needs a monitoring agent.
    Damn right....
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    So they killed off a heap of birds, are currently killing plenty of pigs,does this mean in 2010 its time for the chinese to go?
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    Year of the cock,watch the pharmaceautical companies shares dive as the marketing gurus buy shares in eveready batteries.
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    luckily because of the recession women are having more sex with men because they cant afford the batteries. go the recession! down with year of the cock flu
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    Sick coincedence or what !

    Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates
    parts of Asia

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates
    Australian racing

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds
    of pigs around the globe.
    Has any one else noticed this???!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    It gets worse........

    next year......

    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
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    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

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    Except that 2009 is the year of the Ox...sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence or if I'm getting paranoid, but .....

    2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs/humans around the globe.

    It gets worse........

    Next year......

    2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - should the male members on KB be worried?
    Cute, except...

    2007 was Pig, 2008 was Rat, 2009 is Ox and 2010 will be Tiger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naki Rat View Post
    Cute, except...

    2007 was Pig, 2008 was Rat, 2009 is Ox and 2010 will be Tiger
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