MOST annoying thing when on the bike is...

**Stirts** · 21st July 2009, 14:56

Originally Posted by mister.koz

The satin nut-cracker, woke up late for a ride, threw on the leathers on top of the satin boxers you wore to bed the night before, the lack of support means things move and drop down as you blaze through corners then you go to sit down flat again and SNAP left leg goes numb.

Very hazardous to your health!

Originally Posted by Shaun S

Sneezing

Loaded ones especially

Originally Posted by mashman

Being so hot that the pubes between yer ass and yer baws get interwoven in yer undies...

So you know YellowDog then?
Four words you need to recite when you go to the salon to get that sorted ...... BACK, CRACK & SACK.

**Shaun S** · 21st July 2009, 15:00

Originally Posted by Stirts

BACK, CRACK & SACK.

Fuck, I just about spat my coffee all over the monitor!

**Stirts** · 21st July 2009, 15:05

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

All your wet weather gear on, a good set of twisties, notwhere to safely stop and bloody Herpes flairs up again - that's an itch that doesn't stop giving. And that one time I had crabs too - ba-JEEBUS!

Sounds like the Koomeeeooo sheep need drenching again.

Originally Posted by Shaun S

Fuck, I just about spat my coffee all over the monitor!

Pfffffffft and you boys hassle US about swallowing

**elevenhundred** · 21st July 2009, 15:06

Bees in your jacket, grit in your eyes, numb hands and after a long cold ride, having to deal with shrinkage while busting for a piss.

**mashman** · 21st July 2009, 15:07

Originally Posted by Shaun S

Fuck, I just about spat my coffee all over the monitor!

EEEEEEEEK... i once saw a doco on guys getting that done on a regular basis, (apparantly it gets easier the more often you go) but those first few times looked like some of the most agonising moments a man can spend with his clothes off... Ney chance...

**Maha** · 21st July 2009, 15:12

Originally Posted by Stirts

Pfffffffft and you boys hassle US about swallowing

Gargle then swallow...its a two step process, if it still has not gone down, a little tap on the back of the neck will ensure that said product will indeed, find its destination soon enough.

**EJK** · 21st July 2009, 15:19

When the bike is so slow!

**McWild** · 21st July 2009, 15:20

Crashing is pretty high up there for me.

**Laava** · 21st July 2009, 15:43

Running out of gas-at home- and the lawnmower can is empty-and the neighbours are out. Yesterday morning!

**gijoe1313** · 21st July 2009, 16:22

Forgetting to do your chin strap up and down the road you get the smackitty-smackitty effect and go

:slap:

**nudemetalz** · 21st July 2009, 16:31

Putting your over-trou into your backpack just as it's about to rain and thinking,.."she'll be right, I'll just have enough time to get home".
2 minutes later, while on the bike, it starts hosing down !!!!!

**slofox** · 21st July 2009, 16:39

On a cold morning ride, having snot run out your nose and get all over the inside of the helmet and into your neck tube...

**Str8 Jacket** · 21st July 2009, 16:51

W I N D !

**Stirts** · 21st July 2009, 16:55

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

W I N D !

Or do you mean the other type of wind? The wind that causes you to lift your bum bum off the seat or to the side to let out and then shake the smell down to your boots wind?