Statistics say Chicks on bikes are bloody dangerous!

**idleidolidyll** · 22nd July 2009, 06:16

Originally Posted by Hinny

Therein lies the real danger of chicks on bikes.
Luring lecherous fat bastards away from their aging spouses
Like these young chicks wearing nothing more than leather jackets

that's not a danger; that's a bonus

BTW: those chicks just aint my type

**jrandom** · 22nd July 2009, 07:36

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

it's probably worth the money to split the assets and dosh down the middle and go off to find some horny arse elsewhere... Am I now expecting flame's?

Oh, I dunno. You'll probably have to take her out to dinner first.

**idleidolidyll** · 22nd July 2009, 18:16

I guess I must add to that last post in light of Flames post and support from her fellow babes (or not):

You may think that changing your motives is clever and that you are fooling your man. The truth is that most of the time guys expect women to be somewhat devious and as long as they are getting some; they put up with it and pretend not to know.
Men have always understood womens' motives; we just don't care.
However, after a lifetime of the lies inherent in 'changing motives', the woman herself is quite likely to become more and more paranoid and harder to live with. In the end the very fact that they are devious aliens from the planet Pluto will tend to push the lucky guy into the arms of that younger woman and he won't look back with any regret when he finally dumps the old dragon for that 25 year old. He will just laugh when you waffle on about his 'mid life crisis'.

**MotoKuzzi** · 22nd July 2009, 19:19

The inherent flaw in that logic is that the younger new spouse eventually sees the old fool in the same light. No fool like an old fool etc.

**idleidolidyll** · 22nd July 2009, 19:28

so you're saying they both win?

sounds damn fine to me

**Hinny** · 23rd July 2009, 08:11

And where does one find hot 25yr olds that would be interested in overweight balding semi crippled old farts with a high opinion of themselves?
maybe La la land.

**PrincessBandit** · 23rd July 2009, 08:21

Originally Posted by Hinny

And where does one find hot 25yr olds that would be interested in overweight balding semi crippled old farts with a high opinion of themselves?
maybe La la land.

Hollywood? Playboy mansion? yep La La land. Oh, and having tons and tons of money would probably be a prerequisite which rules most out. What hot young thing in her right mind would be interested without a healthy payout somewhere along the line? (Unless they're Anna Nicole, who of course, married for love).....

**Hinny** · 23rd July 2009, 09:25

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Hollywood? Playboy mansion? yep La La land. Oh, and having tons and tons of money would probably be a prerequisite which rules most out. What hot young thing in her right mind would be interested without a healthy payout somewhere along the line? (Unless they're Anna Nicole, who of course, married for love).....

I guess there could be a payout at 'business time'.
25 years more experience ... oooh yeah baby!

'It only takes two minutes cos I'm so intense.' ha ha ha

**idleidolidyll** · 23rd July 2009, 11:21

Originally Posted by Hinny

And where does one find hot 25yr olds that would be interested in overweight balding semi crippled old farts with a high opinion of themselves?
maybe La la land.

you shouldn't believe everything you read in print; that path leads to self deception and rage at what you think is true but isn't

**idleidolidyll** · 23rd July 2009, 11:22

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Hollywood? Playboy mansion? yep La La land. Oh, and having tons and tons of money would probably be a prerequisite which rules most out. What hot young thing in her right mind would be interested without a healthy payout somewhere along the line? (Unless they're Anna Nicole, who of course, married for love).....

so why are older women so paranoid?

maybe you are missing something

**Hinny** · 23rd July 2009, 13:30

I like the story of the guy in divorce court being asked by the judge why would he leave the gracious lady seated before him for the wanton young hussey who is the co-respondent.
He replied "Your Honour, there is a difference between graceful acquiescence and enthusiastic co-operation".

**PrincessBandit** · 23rd July 2009, 17:53

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

so why are older women so paranoid?

maybe you are missing something

Oh, I don't think paranoid is quite the word. Cynical might be better.

Besides, us older ones can have just as many surprises up our sleeves too ya know. Experience teaches us a thing or two as well, not just enthusiasm

**oldguy** · 23rd July 2009, 18:06

Originally Posted by Hinny

And where does one find hot 25yr olds that would be interested in overweight balding semi crippled old farts with a high opinion of themselves?
maybe La la land.

Fuck they are every where, they cost but you get what you pay for, and you don't get all that unwanted baggage that usually goes along with the live in.

Oh and the best thing is, for an extra $20 bucks she will tell you she loves you,
my favourite is, out of all my customers your the Best.