I have pinkeye

**Mom** · 31st July 2009, 18:40

Originally Posted by Stirts

So you reckon if I ball my eyes out for a wee while that will clear it up? I am pretty anti eye drops.....was tortured as a kid with them!

Do you trust your man? Here is how you do it. You lie down and look up at your eyebrows. You pull down your lower lid and he drops the drops in. You dont see them and he wont poke you in the eye (well not with eye drops anyway)

Dont look at him or anything else, just try to see your eyebrows. Shit if I lived closer I would come and put them in for you and I promise it will be ok. Poor Squirty!

**gatch** · 31st July 2009, 18:48

Originally Posted by Mom

You lie down and look up at your eyebrows. You pull down your lower lid and he drops the drops in.

No no no no. just point the bottle at your face, and squeeze it really hard, some of it is bound to go in your eyes..

**Stirts** · 31st July 2009, 18:52

Originally Posted by Madness

Looks like a dose of Chlamydia Trachomatis to me. From experience, I can say it is very uncomfortable.

You should be more selective of the quality of pron you look at.

Dammit I knew I should have been practicing safe pron viewing!

Originally Posted by Mom

Do you trust your man? Here is how you do it. You lie down and look up at your eyebrows. You pull down your lower lid and he drops the drops in. You dont see them and he wont poke you in the eye (well not with eye drops anyway)

Dont look at him or anything else, just try to see your eyebrows. Shit if I lived closer I would come and put them in for you and I promise it will be ok. Poor Squirty!

We are talking about Gordie here, me thinks the temptation would be just too great!!

Originally Posted by gatch

No no no no. just point at your face, and squeeze it really hard, some of it is bound to go in your eyes..

Speaking from experience obviously

**XxKiTtiExX** · 31st July 2009, 18:56

Know anyone who is currently breast feeding?

http://www.pregnancy-info.net/breast...g_illness.html

**Stirts** · 31st July 2009, 18:58

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

Know anyone who is currently breast feeding?

http://www.pregnancy-info.net/breast...g_illness.html

I KNOW, I saw that today when looking into remedies .... oh how I larfed, I am not sure I am really up for that though.

**XxKiTtiExX** · 31st July 2009, 19:00

Originally Posted by Stirts

I KNOW, I saw that today when looking into remedies .... oh how I larfed, I am not sure I am really up for that though.

Test it out and let us know if it works lol

**Mom** · 31st July 2009, 19:01

Originally Posted by Stirts

We are talking about Gordie here, me thinks the temptation would be just too great!!

Shhhhhhhhh, it will be fine, he wont dare to be naughty else I will get him

I think he is scared of me

Just another little thing you can do here...

Boil the kettle, put a teaspoon of salt in a clean cup, put 100 mls of water onto and stir. Now this next bit is really important...
LET IT COOL DOWN!!!

Use this to clean your eye every couple of hours, one dip of cotton wool and wipe. Chuck that bit away and do it again. Never double dip. Seriously mate, I could have this all gone in 48 hours

**gatch** · 31st July 2009, 19:03

Originally Posted by Stirts

Speaking from experience obviously

LOL try anything once..

**Babelfish** · 31st July 2009, 19:04

Originally Posted by Mom

Do you trust your man? Here is how you do it. You lie down and look up at your eyebrows. You pull down your lower lid and he drops the drops in. You dont see them and he wont poke you in the eye (well not with eye drops anyway)

Dont look at him or anything else, just try to see your eyebrows. Shit if I lived closer I would come and put them in for you and I promise it will be ok. Poor Squirty!

Just get Nodrog to drink eye drops for a week, then he can ram feed the solution into your eye via...um....other means

Another red eye:

**Stirts** · 31st July 2009, 19:07

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

Test it out and let us know if it works lol

Actually 007XX is currently "available" for such a service. Oh feck, I am not sposed to get excited about it am I..... am I?

Originally Posted by Mom

Shhhhhhhhh, it will be fine, he wont dare to be naughty else I will get him

I think he is scared of me

Just another little thing you can do here...

Boil the kettle, put a teaspoon of salt in a clean cup, put 100 mls of water onto and stir. Now this next bit is really important...
LET IT COOL DOWN!!!

That would cause red eye aye? mental note....let it cool down!

Originally Posted by Babelfish

Just get Nodrog to drink eye drops for a week, then he can ram feed the solution into your eye via...um....other means

I don't need a mushroom eye as well