The best man, a dildo and a stripper

[jrandom]

When a man does this to woman he says......
"ooops, sorry it just slipped"

Jesus. I doubt this has ever actually happened. Rectums aren't designed to allow input, y'know. They generally take some warming up.

Come to think of it, I doubt that any woman with anal equipment prolapsed enough to allow you to slip in like that would particularly mind it happening.

Hmmm.

[jrandom]

"its not gay if I get a woman to do it"

And another thing.

How the fuck can any sex act performed by a man and a woman be 'gay'?

Some people have the oddest phobias.

[CookMySock]

naked...on all fours....stripper wearing a dildo behind you...rubbing cream into your bum......and your surprised she sticks it in......DUH!!

WELL!!! Wouldnt you?

Steve

[Deano]

Aaahhhhh, the memories.....

Still, I sit on an Intruder every day......

Eeewww. I saw an Intruder in a bike shop the other day and thought, yep, that's a great name for a fucking dildo !!

[jrandom]

How the fuck can any sex act performed by a man and a woman be 'gay'?

That would make a great signature quote, by the way, if anyone's looking for one.

Just, y'know. Just saying.

[Stirts]

Jesus. I doubt this has ever actually happened. Rectums aren't designed to allow input, y'know. They generally take some warming up.

I guess if you haven't managed to turn a women on enough for her juices to flow and naturally lubricate said area, you would doubt it.

[Deano]

And another thing.

How the fuck can any sex act performed by a man and a woman be 'gay'?

Some people have the oddest phobias.

What if the "woman" has a cock ?

Pretty fucken gay I tell ya !!

[Deano]

I guess if you haven't managed to turn a women on enough for her juices to flow and naturally lubricate said area, you would doubt it.

Ooooeeeerrr, dats rude dat is !!

[jrandom]

I guess if you haven't managed to turn a women on enough for her juices to flow and naturally lubricate said area

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

[jrandom]

What if the "woman" has a cock ?

Pretty fucken gay I tell ya !!

You know you've been hanging out with Drew too much when you start worrying about women with cocks.

[CookMySock]

I guess if you haven't managed to turn a women on enough for her juices to flow and naturally lubricate said area, you would doubt it.

oooooh, thats a low blow!!!

Steve

[Deano]

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

The two orifices are pretty close

You know you've been hanging out with Drew too much when you start worrying about women with cocks.

I have no comeback for that.

[Stirts]

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

I have seen it in the movies....so it must be true!

[Naki Rat]

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

Just like in the ad, "it won't happen straight away but it will happen" just keep at it

[Deano]

You've had anal sex using nothing but natural vaginal juices for lubrication?

I bow in respect.

I have seen it in the movies....so it must be true!

Just like in the ad, "it won't happen straight away but it will happen" just keep at it

If the vaginal juices aren't enough, you're doing it wrong (or not well enough).

I don't believe I just posted this. Oh well.