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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    but some guys were there with a couple of brooms..
    shaking there fists at me.
    so i f... cked off.....
    Very wise move Sir....
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    muck off - $20.00
    Armour all - $12.50
    Watching your partner slide off her nicely cleaned slippery seat in a carpark
    - priceless

    Armour all not for use on bike seats - no damage apart from her pride :slap:
    If you don't know where you are going , any road will get you there ............

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    Never EVER ride on a bumpy road after a few beers and a curry the night before.

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    Don't skimp on tyres
    Quote Originally Posted by thealmightytaco
    It's like a bunch of guys talking calmly, sharing advice, all utopian like, and then BAM, drunken hobo slams his jug on the table and tells everyone they need to start punching each other.
    Interesting.

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    Never ride away smiling to the pretty girl who is watching you when the steering lock is on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Never EVER ride on a bumpy road after a few beers and a curry the night before.
    Or with a full bladder on a sportsbike........

    Quote Originally Posted by rideon View Post
    Armour all not for use on bike seats - no damage apart from her pride :slap:
    Nor the tyre sidewalls.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Never ride away smiling to the pretty girl who is watching you when the steering lock is on.
    Or forget to take the disc lock off after both of you mount the bike in front of a Ponsonby-packed resturant.

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    Never leave your bike idling on the sidestand on even the slightest of downhill slopes.....
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Do not ride over the really shiny smooth asphalt, at speed, when it has just been raining.




    "No matter what bike you ride. It's all the same wind in your face"

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    Never buy another sportsbike....... There are much better options for our roads and trails.

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    Haha... this thread is a laugh.

    i think most of us can relate to all the things that happen when owning a bike.
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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